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"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"
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Gechmir
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Old Aug 6, 2008, 04:38 PM Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 04:38 PM #1 of 9
"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"

Jesus fucking Christ. Pulitzer material right here.

So. Uhm. I'm trying to think of how to expand on this.

Lion escapes zoo in Acapulco. Sees woman riding donkey with her niece. Attacks. Woman hits it with machete several times until it runs away ;x Both the woman and her niece were fine, thankfully.

But still.

Wow I'd love an artist's rendition of this epic tale of ass-riding combat.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Aug 6, 2008, 04:41 PM #2 of 9
Machetes are pretty damn awesome, I can see why a lion ran off.

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Old Aug 6, 2008, 04:41 PM Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 02:41 PM #3 of 9
The woman SAID this. Was the lion cut up? Was her donkey? I need HARD EVIDENCE, GECH.

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Old Aug 6, 2008, 04:42 PM #4 of 9
The donkey also had a machete

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Old Aug 6, 2008, 04:43 PM Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 02:43 PM 8 #5 of 9
Oh, well, in that case...

Spoiler:
That is one BAD ASS.


I was speaking idiomatically.
Paco
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Old Aug 6, 2008, 05:19 PM Local time: Aug 6, 2008, 03:19 PM 1 #6 of 9
Now, if the donkey was riding HER and they simultaneously fought off the lion with machetes...

UNIVERSE OVER. RESET HUMANITY.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Aug 6, 2008, 05:34 PM #7 of 9
psh in the south everyone carries mechetes and fight off more than just lions. Hell if dragons existed I'm betting it would be an everyday thing.

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Old Aug 13, 2008, 01:55 AM Local time: Aug 13, 2008, 02:55 PM #8 of 9
Sounds like a knight-in-training. Only female.

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Old Aug 14, 2008, 04:53 AM Local time: Aug 14, 2008, 10:53 AM #9 of 9
And with her own squire!

This whole story sounds pretty crazy. I think that woman's only telling half the truth. Donkey's are slow and stupid, but what donkey wouldn't react to being attacked by a lion?

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