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Crossing Picket Lines
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Locke
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Old Mar 10, 2006, 08:43 AM #1 of 7
Crossing Picket Lines

So... My profs are on strike - and they're picketing in front of my college. I've got to cross the lines a couple times a week to go play hockey, so I was wondering what the most morale damaging way to cross the lines would be?

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Mar 10, 2006, 08:51 AM #2 of 7
Uhh... spit on their feet as you pass them?
I don't have many ideas for this...
Maybe you could thank them for ruining your education or something.

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Old Mar 10, 2006, 08:53 AM Local time: Mar 10, 2006, 01:53 PM #3 of 7
With a big truck at speed. That'd do some damage, especially if you caught them by surprise.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Mar 10, 2006, 09:38 AM #4 of 7
spraying napalm out the back all over the place?

That'd be extra fun!

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Old Mar 10, 2006, 09:49 AM Local time: Mar 10, 2006, 03:49 PM #5 of 7
Originally Posted by Locke
So... My profs are on strike - and they're picketing in front of my college. I've got to cross the lines a couple times a week to go play hockey, so I was wondering what the most morale damaging way to cross the lines would be?
Walk up to them as though you believe in their cause. Congratulate a few of them, and try to sound sincere. Put your arm around two of them. Then say the following.

"You know guys, it's great that you decided to stick it to the man, so that you could get better pay and working conditions. I really hope it's worth ruining the only chance I'm likely to get at an education that's costing my family twice what you probably earn per year. Scew you!"

Then push your way roughly through the line, and try to knock a couple of them over. I have no sympathy for educators striking. It's just not fair to the students.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Mar 10, 2006, 12:43 PM Local time: Mar 10, 2006, 11:43 AM #6 of 7
Oh so paying the educators low salaries and constantly cutting their benefits is fair to them? Sometimes the only choice you have is to get really pissed off and do something drastic. I guess.

Double Post:
Wait you live in Canada. You guys already have awesome government healthcare stuff, WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.

Last edited by russ; Mar 10, 2006 at 12:44 PM. Reason: Automerged double post.
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Old Mar 10, 2006, 01:38 PM Local time: Mar 10, 2006, 10:38 AM #7 of 7
I like the old 'piss in the Super Soaker' trick. Wetter is better.

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