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Crossing Picket Lines
So... My profs are on strike - and they're picketing in front of my college. I've got to cross the lines a couple times a week to go play hockey, so I was wondering what the most morale damaging way to cross the lines would be?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Uhh... spit on their feet as you pass them?
I don't have many ideas for this... Maybe you could thank them for ruining your education or something. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
With a big truck at speed. That'd do some damage, especially if you caught them by surprise.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
spraying napalm out the back all over the place?
That'd be extra fun! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
"You know guys, it's great that you decided to stick it to the man, so that you could get better pay and working conditions. I really hope it's worth ruining the only chance I'm likely to get at an education that's costing my family twice what you probably earn per year. Scew you!" Then push your way roughly through the line, and try to knock a couple of them over. I have no sympathy for educators striking. It's just not fair to the students. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Oh so paying the educators low salaries and constantly cutting their benefits is fair to them? Sometimes the only choice you have is to get really pissed off and do something drastic. I guess.
Double Post: Wait you live in Canada. You guys already have awesome government healthcare stuff, WHAT MORE DO THEY NEED. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.
Last edited by russ; Mar 10, 2006 at 12:44 PM.
Reason: Automerged double post.
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I like the old 'piss in the Super Soaker' trick. Wetter is better.
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