Alright what's everyone's deal with Brady?

Meh, I read through some of his Facebook stuff and whilst it's a bit silly, it's a million miles from someone who's actually gone mental on drugs. It reads more like a junior politics student who's smoked a couple of joints and thinks they're the first person to ever do so.

Granted he's about 10 years older than most people when they hit that period of their life but it's nothing to get concerned about. He'll grow out of it once he makes the transition from listening to Ozric Tentacles to listening to banging techno.

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Originally Posted by Bernard Black

Who do you need security from Brady?

I needed security from authority, but now I understand that anybody who's in on The Joke either believes me or thinks I'm crazy. So I have little if anything to worry about. If AN AUTHORITY tried to end me it'd be like the JFK conspiracies multiplied by a billion.

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Should I just go ahead and straight up ban everyone who's more than 1.5 Devos?

This forum should go Full Devo

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Shin, just admit you don't quite get what's going on and move on. The Testing Thread is calling you.

Ban Tails.

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Shin, if you took a gander at his facebook, you surely can tell that he wasn't fucking around yeah? All of those comments to his own topics really seals the deal, and its just sad, not funny at all.

You're gonna wish you rode my nutsack.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
so much more
I lay dying
and I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am I too lost to be saved
am I too lost?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Guys I don't do a lot of drugs, OK? I know what false revelations are, and if you'd actually fucking hear me out you'd understand how fucking right I am.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

If AN AUTHORITY tried to end me it'd be like the JFK conspiracies multiplied by a billion.

It looks like The Joke...

...was on him.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

People like to conjecture a lot about The Second Gunman on the Grassy Knoll, because they don't understand that Lee Harvey Oswald was fully capable of shooting JFK and did. They don't want to accept the fact that one lone gunman could change history for the worse (even though JFK put us on the path of what used to be our most embarrassing war).

Jack Ruby killed Oswald out of crazed love for JFK, or maybe Jack Ruby was handled by the CIA and they didn't want Oswald using his trial as a platform for spreading communist ideals. Jack Ruby doesn't really matter, the point is that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK and people need to get over it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

if you'd actually fucking hear me out you'd understand how fucking right I am.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

Guys I don't do a lot of drugs, OK? I know what false revelations are, and if you'd actually fucking hear me out you'd understand how fucking right I am.

I'm legitimately trying to understand what it is you think you're right about. You've only (relatively) recently leaped into this whole rigamarole of... transhumanism philanthropy or whatever without giving a lead-in or context to back any of your ramblings. That is why people are raising their brow and questioning your sanity, and whether or not you've officially fried your brains.

It is, to say the least, concerning. If this is an elaborate trolling effort that you've been carrying on over from SA, I would say it's worth canning the act since it's done nothing but get you banned from everywhere :|

How ya doing, buddy?

Ok, sorry. I knew I could get the ball rolling in LF because it's a private forum. You need account privileges in order to see it and the only way you can have account privileges is to pay 10 bux.

I thought Lowtax would be down with The Joke because it would mean that if I posted exclusively in LF, tons of people would shovel him money in order to buy accounts.

So basically, all I've figured out is that we're all basically equal. We all have what it takes to read at a college level and understand anybody. I just had to get the word out to as many people as possible and as fast as possible.

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Wait, so your World-Shattering Insight is "people are all basically equal"?

Really?

And from that most modest of seedlings... all this. Really.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yyyyup. If you had to work with people who have been robbed of an education or who have had their brains literally poisoned like I have you'd understand why I felt like I had to do this.

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So, somebody has to be a Father Figure for Humanity because otherwise we're all gonna kill each other eventually.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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So, somebody has to be a Father Figure for Humanity because otherwise we're all gonna kill each other eventually.

And naturally, the best candidate you can think of for this role is you.

FELIPE NO

Four legs good, two legs better.

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Originally Posted by Lord Styphon

And naturally, the best candidate you can think of for this role is you.

Well who else is crazy, manic, and rational enough to do it?

I'm not in it for the money.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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They don't want to accept the fact that one lone gunman could change history for the worse

Good to see you side with John Wilkes Booth on Lincoln.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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I'm not in it for the money.

No, like you said, you're in it for the power. The money that comes with that power is, like the pussy, simply a nice fringe benefit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Right, but I don't want to lord power over people, I just want to show them the way to a brighter tomorrow and all that horseshit.

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By collecting money from them via Paypal, initially.

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Originally Posted by RacinReaver

Good to see you side with John Wilkes Booth on Lincoln.

John Wilkes Booth was limited by his historical context.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

After which, world travel and television appearances, maybe a book or two

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

By collecting money from them via Paypal, initially.

If I was going to rip people off and not deliver on my promises I'd be a dead man. I am nothing if not a man of principle.

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Listen I've already changed millions of lives for the better and the only reason you guys don't believe me is because you thought I was pathetic. Well FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU TOO!

I don't need your validation, all I want to do is make some funny posts on the forums and talk in chat every now and then. So get over it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Listen I've already changed millions of lives for the better

Of course you have, Brady.

Of course you have.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

I don't need your validation, all I want to do is make some funny posts on the forums and talk in chat every now and then. So get over it.

That's all any of us want, brother.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Brady's "Joke" is getting old so fast I'm about to call you all conformists.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ok ok, so does anybody know that web forum happyelf started so people can talk shit on SA and Lowtax is? I think they can help me out.

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