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 Member 682 Level 31.93 Mar 2006 |
Hate-Based Religion
Ok, I tried Buddhism, but I realised that my life is based on conflict and hate. And my life's pretty ok, so obviously buddhism is bunk for me.
What I'm looking for is a religion based on general disdain for the human race, one which would delight in the total annihilation of the human race. And no, I don't mean Christianity. I'm serious, I REALLY want to find a religion for misanthropes who somehow get along. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 493 Level 46.34 Mar 2006 |
There's nowhere I can't reach. 
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Member 682 Level 31.93 Mar 2006 |
no.
I am too. I'm not such a great guy. </facade> Additional Spam:
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 729 Level 16.74 Mar 2006 |
Disdane to the human race? Wow, that's easy:
But.....your morals are based on religion???? That's not a very good start. Most amazing jew boots |
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Member 682 Level 31.93 Mar 2006 |
No, that's not quite what I mean. I mean, Muslims still want you to be a good person.
That's not what I really would want in a religion. My MORALS aren't based on religion. My RELIGION is based on my morals. You follow me? I know sometimes I don't write coherently. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 222 Level 36.56 Mar 2006 |
Dude, you are retarded. Just worship Rob Zombie movies, or something equally contrived.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Member 695 Level 43.57 Mar 2006 |
Maybe you should just join a cult or something.
One of them is bound to share your specific views, or just hate the world on your own :s FELIPE NO |
Member 628 Level 30.15 Mar 2006 |
You could join the Misanthropic Luciferian Order which Dissection founder was apparently a part of before he blew his brains out. I tried looking them up at Google and didn't find an official website or anything.
You could always join the KKK. Sure they may not hate all humans, but they hate some and that should count for something right? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 24 Level 51.86 Mar 2006 |
"We exist to piss off Christians! We don't exactly believe in religion, but we have our own rituals and stuff!" It's all about serving yourself and that a person is his own god. Nothing ado about that, really. Except that they exist just to irritate Christians. Which is kind of lame. I thought that was the job of atheists anyhow. (Apparently, people really don't trust us at all). Maybe you should consider naturalism. "The doctrine that all religious truths are derived from nature and natural causes and not from revelation." Jam it back in, in the dark. |
 Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 |
I don't see a laughable church as being a bad fit for a 15-year-old weeaboo who's declared himself a misanthrope.
There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 19121 Level 28.96 Feb 2007 |
I would've recommended Heaven's Gate to you, but that is rather old hat. as you missed your ride on the Hale Bop comet. Sorry man. Maybe you'll catch it in the next few millenia.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Member 24 Level 51.86 Mar 2006 |
I mean, you don't really hear of a kid asking for advice as far as misanthrope-based faiths very often. How do you even DEAL with it? Like we need more lame Satanists out there dressed in black, listening to everything Anton LaVey has to say and somehow missing the point entirely. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 628 Level 30.15 Mar 2006 |
Because kids dressed in black are Satanists.  I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 707 Level 34.01 Mar 2006 |
Can he just move South and live where other like-minded individuals live (i.e hicks or similar).
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?  |
Member 137 Level 34.72 Mar 2006 |
Why the hell are you looking for a religion? A religion brings people together. So, why would you, a self-declared misanthrope, want to get together with anyone? Call yourself an atheist and be alone for the rest of your life. Do you know what those people usually become? HERMITS FELIPE NO |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
     etc... etc... What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?  John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 2299 Level 38.16 Mar 2006 |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 27 Level 61.14 Mar 2006 |
Let's give him to the baptists. There's nowhere I can't reach. John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Member 24 Level 51.86 Mar 2006 |
Devo, there's no real declaration of evil from the Satanists - it's pretty much a perceived evil in the Christians' eyes. That's the way the Satanists want it to be, too. They're not really evil at all in that they just worship themselves and not a god. Which is all fine and good if you ask me, until they start making an effort to do it to piss other religions off. It's the Anti-Christian Religion! But that can be argued once you get into the theological misgivings of their retarded rituals. Sooo, I guess every religion has their bullshit, no matter how intolerant of "bullshit" a religion sets out to be! This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
 Member 3 Level 50.41 Feb 2006 |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 12225 Level 26.09 Sep 2006 |
Lolling hard. Just become a criminal and worship the guy making you pick up the soap. You can hate the world and whether you like it or not, be loved by your neighbour.
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Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006 |
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Member 2028 Level 30.81 Mar 2006 |
But my take on religion's usually based on "whatever floats your boat..." so not going to say that you probably interpreted the religion wrong, but I wish you'd give more specific examples why the religion didn't work out for you rather than just saying "x = y, y!= z therefore x does not work for me." =( But like I said... whatever floats your boat... FELIPE NO |
Member 6 Level 39.27 Feb 2006 |
It's just a phase you grow out of.
To make the best of it make sure to listen to as much metal music as you can while it lasts.  What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 137 Level 34.72 Mar 2006 |
Leave it to Face to suggest music.....
Just worship GFF already. It's like a Greek/Roman religion anyway--with all these Gods and Goddesses. And if you piss them off--they will smite you. Most amazing jew boots |
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