GFF Risk 11: Atomic Safari

3 Dice Rolls Liberia

Annexing Gambia

Attacking Seirra Leone (fail)

Attacking Seirra Leone again (success)

Attacking Liberia (success)

Tanks à la Côte d'Ivoire

(Sorry Helloween...)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have no idea why I did that... I guess I thought we only got three for some reason. Guess its just a first round of being scatterbrained.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

6 Dice Rolls Guinea 6

Attacking Guinea (4 times...all fail. Well, I'm boned as well)

Energy Boost

Attacking Guinea (...another fail, finnnnnnally success ... yay)

What the hell. I buy a Tank.

Tanks à la Côte d'Ivoire

That kind of sucked.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls Burkina Faso 4

Quote:

Leave that to Araes, since he currently only has Rock to worry about.

Appreciate how I'm being volunteered to fall on my sword.

Attacking Burkina Faso (and failing)

And how well that would have gone. I can only laugh at 1/10 success rates. Obviously a non-entity in this game. Might as well just hand my turn GP to the nearby Warlord.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

4 Dice Rolls Ghana

Been a rough while, however, I'll take my turn if that's fine, as Frank hasn't gone yet.

Holy crap, after only 3 attacks, I succeeded in winning a battle. I proceed to kill every native inhabitant of Burkina Faso and salt the earth with their teeth.

Two in a row? My word. Ghana as well. Take that neutral countries.

I was speaking idiomatically.

4 Dice Rolls Nigeria 2

Realize I just slipped past 24h. I'm on and aware of my turn, just trying to figure out what I want to do. Turn Taken.

Well, crap, this could go real bad, but:

Attacking Benin (loss, won)
Attacking Nigeria (loss, won)

Buy Use:

Tanks to Togo, Chad

Rockgamer, you had me trapped, and could cut me out of Warlord easily. As a peace offering I'll give you my hard fought gains at Burkina Faso if you want it so that we're even.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Since that was pretty vague, and its not in the rules for the thread, is that a "don't do it again" and its now added to the rules, or is it "give the country back"?

FELIPE NO

Well, if nobody's going to push the issue, then I'm just going to let it sit, move on, and remember not to do that in the future, as Rock apparently decided I'm not worth it at the moment. In the end, it is something of a waste for me, as I lost two good attacks trying to get through Benin to the outside world.

Edit: Also, I'm not really sure why the rule would matter anyhow. If I wanted to just let someone win, I'd team up, coordinate attacks, and then let them attack me without retaliating until the game was over.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

4 Dice Rolls Chad

Attacking Niger (fail, fail, win)
Attacking Chad (fail)

Heh, predictably nicely under average. Ah well, game's over soon anyhow.

Not sure if I'll have 10 after the point refresh, but I'll throw some Tanks at Chad if I do.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hmm, I thought we had another turn after this. Guess I miscounted. Anyhow, Tanks on Cameroon too if I've still got even more money. Why not. Sorry, would have checked sooner had I thought my turn wasn't long done.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If this is last turn, seems like you may have things in the bag. Seven countries ahead of the two who haven't gone, and still with your turn to come. Plus, you've got a decent bit of money. Hard not to have that work out.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

With how much crap I took from the dice this game, I'm honestly just happy I made it out of it with some territories intact. Right around the 5 straight loss turn I figured I was doomed.

How ya doing, buddy?