A Pregnant Man...

Oh. My. Gawd.

EEEW.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

There's a video link too: http://djstelios.wordpress.com/2006/...-mans-stomach/

According to a friend who looked at the video (I havent watched it yet) the thing they pulled out of him looks like a massive wad of arms, hands, a fricking NUTSACK, and has the texture of fried chicken.

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Holy shit. That's really crazy. I'd never heard of anything like that before (which isn't surprising, since there have been only 90 case or whatever). Kind of surprising that he's completely okay now. You'd think all those years of having a fucking mutated parasite leeching off of you, you'd end up a tad worse for wear.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Mmm... I'm hungry now. Off to China town!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've seen it on TV. That show called "Medical Mysteries." That thing really takes the cake. To think you're carrying your own twin. That's really freaky. I'm sure if I was the surgeon and about to complete removal of this "tumor", we'd be like, "Allllright, time to take it out-- OH MY GOD WTF?"

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Did anybody else think of Jonas Venture Junior while reading this?

I was speaking idiomatically.

That was actually the first thing I thought about after the initial "retch" factor. I didn't know that kind of stuff actually had some real basis though until now.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was watching this on some report on TV last night. Holy crap disgusting. I was just going "eewwwww" the whole time. I think it said it happens about 1 in every 500,000 twins births, but usually they die before birth. This guy lived for 30+ years. Osnap.

Edit: Yeah: it was "Medical Mysteries."

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Thank God I don't have a ginormous belly. That'd be the worst.

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They've got the guy who does the trailer voice overs doing the narration on that video.

I thought it was going to end with him saying that the mass of calcified bone, teeth, and nails had awoken, began a murderous rampage across the city, and MUST BE STOPPED.

SUMMER 2007

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deary gosh ._.

t'was looking forward on how big that twin was and a photograph of "it" to appear on the screen... but that would probably have been asking for too much

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Absolutely disgusting, freaky and fascinating rolled into one. Man that's unbelieveable.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

Did anybody else think of Jonas Venture Junior while reading this?

Yes! Its actually pretty much the same thing haha, except he came out alive.

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Originally Posted by Kolba

I thought it was going to end with him saying that the mass of calcified bone, teeth, and nails had awoken, began a murderous rampage across the city, and MUST BE STOPPED.

SUMMER 2007

I think this was an episode of the X-Files already, but it was in a carnival.

Weird shit, in any case.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It must really suck to find out you have a brother after all those years. And even worst when your brother is in your stomach.

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Originally Posted by Kolba

They've got the guy who does the trailer voice overs doing the narration on that video.

I thought it was going to end with him saying that the mass of calcified bone, teeth, and nails had awoken, began a murderous rampage across the city, and MUST BE STOPPED.

SUMMER 2007

LOL, that would be a very creepy movie. Did anyone else think of the movie Alien when reading this story?

I thought this was going to be another article about that Asian guy they supposedly impregnated. I can handle watching surgery videos in EMT and dissections in Biology, but I think if a mutanted figure reached out from a human body while I was doing the susrgery, I would probably reserve a room at a mental institution and spend the rest of my life rocking back and forth in a little corner. Ok, that's a slight exageration, but it's still very creepy.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wonder if this mutated twin had a brain. That would be all sorts of fucked up.

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Just reading the article shocked me! The thought of a pregnant man, let alone one pregnant with his twin, is so abnormal which is why it's so unnatural to most people.

I actually thought of Nurse Gollum from South Park when I first saw this. Except the twin was in the belly instead permanently in stasis on the ear. I would no longer be surprised if someone in the world had "conjoined twin myslexia" as that particular episode poked at.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by doodle

I wonder if this mutated twin had a brain. That would be all sorts of fucked up.

Yeah, I thought that too. Was he aware? If so, that's the most horrible life I can possibly imagine. Things like that really disturb me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Okay, I seriously wish I DID NOT eat pork chops before watching that video. That was ...

The next day in Spatula's journal: "I had a dream I was pregnant with a spork on my tummy"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I screamed really loud when I saw that nutsack with legs.
Imagine it having consciousness....

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't think it would be very conscious to begin with, maybe a veggie like state, but I'm sure if that twin had any real thoughts, there would have been some sort of sign, screaming or something like that, or moving around...but I'm no doctor.

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Jesus the music in that video was beyond annoying! It's a rare medical case, not a freaking horror show! How can anyone take the footage seriously with that crap playing in the background?

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Originally Posted by Technophile

Jesus the music in that video was beyond annoying! It's a rare medical case, not a freaking horror show! How can anyone take the footage seriously with that crap playing in the background?

I was expecting Michael Myers to come out myself. I mean he did play in a hospital in the second Halloween movie. Or at least they could've made a funny parody of it like the Alien movie parodies where the alien pops out of the people's stomach or whatever. And when they were flashing the picture spastically I thought it was going to be one of those damn screamer flash pranks.

How could he live all that time and not know something was wrong with him? It didn't occur to him or his family that he was fucked up and needed to be brought in for medical examination? Unless they were too poor or something, but how the hell do you not notice something like this? It's not like it's AIDs or something where you can't really tell something is the matter.

But that is some nasty and scary shit. That's almost as bad as larvae being inside your body or other rare freak accidents or whatever you call them. And I think it said he went from weighing 143 to 88 pounds. Wow. I wonder if it was a total success and he didn't die from it afterwards, I don't know maybe he had an infection or his body just got fucked up from it somehow.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That is a very strange and weird thing to happen. My mum always jokes that I ate my twin, I hope I haven't, though it might explain my tubbyness lol.

Jam it back in, in the dark.