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Old Jan 13, 2009, 11:44 AM #1 of 15
Save the sea-kitten

Click here to see sea kittens
I suppose there's not much to see here, just the stupidity of PETA. However go to the stories and imagine reading that to your child.

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Old Jan 13, 2009, 12:04 PM Local time: Jan 13, 2009, 12:04 PM #2 of 15
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Tony the trout is the smartest sea kitten in his school. Already litter-trained at 2 months old, Tony went on to double-major in neuroscience and environmental studies at Clamford University, eventually graduating with honors.

When Tony is caught and fed to a precocious young child who, having eaten one mercury-filled sea kitten too many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not lost on him.
See, fish are just like people because...

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Old Jan 13, 2009, 12:14 PM Local time: Jan 13, 2009, 05:14 PM 2 #3 of 15
I can really sympathise with these guys. Given that humans only actually started eating meat around 1980 or so, the comparisons they're drawing are pretty apt. Animals don't eat each other, so why should we? It's immoral and evil. Anyone who could even consider eating a sea kitten is a vile demon. I'm appalled at the state of things.

I'd say more, but I've got an abortion clinic to bomb now.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 01:04 AM #4 of 15
One of these days I'd love to crash a PETA meeting with a bucket of KFC.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 07:00 AM 1 #5 of 15

This is completely awesome and would make for an excellent animated movie.

Also, if Tony the trout is so damn smart, why'd he get caught? Not so smart now, are you, college fish? That's the the only irony I see.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 07:09 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 05:09 AM #6 of 15
I can't be the only person who wants to just strangle everybody in PETA to death, right?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Feb 19, 2009, 09:54 AM #7 of 15
What kind of monster uses 15oz of dry mustard powder? There's no point in a kitten souffle if you can't taste the subtle kitty flavor.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 10:08 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 10:08 AM #8 of 15
I can attest first-hand that "sea-kittens" are horrendous abominations who have tried for my life on numerous occasions

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 10:27 AM #9 of 15
You're not safe from the Land Sunkittens either, Gech. They're adapting.



JUST AS PLANNED

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 10:47 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 10:47 AM #10 of 15
D: D: D:

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Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 11:10 AM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 05:10 PM 1 #11 of 15
I suspect PETA are just going to do more harm than good with this campaign. Rather than making me like fish more, it makes me dislike cats. I finished looking at the website and gave my own cat a punch to the head, and if everyone who reads about the campaign does the same and punches at least one cat, then we can teach PETA a right old lesson.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 01:44 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 06:44 PM #12 of 15
I love how on "Create Your Own Sea Kitten" you can put lipstick on it.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 01:50 PM Local time: Feb 19, 2009, 11:50 AM #13 of 15
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... they feel pain just like we do.
You mean like HUNGER PANGS? Because I'm fucking hungry RIGHT NOW.

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Old Feb 19, 2009, 02:32 PM #14 of 15
I love how on "Create Your Own Sea Kitten" you can put lipstick on it.

All our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic.

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Old Feb 25, 2009, 08:13 PM #15 of 15
I can't be the only person who wants to just strangle everybody in PETA to death, right?
Nah, you're not alone. But eh so long as they've got hot girls willing to protest naked and their entertainment factor exceeds how horribly annoying they are I'm cool with them living.

EDIT: awww I took a brief glance at that Save the Sea Kittens website and couldn't find anywhere to tell them the best places to get a fish taco ='( I also find it hilarious that in spite of their intended message they have that picture of that little girl holding that fish that looks like it's dying and gasping for breath in the cutest style possible.

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