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 Member 488 Level 23.98 Mar 2006 
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Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris Facts
Priceless, the texas ranger himself reads 10 chuck norris facts!
http://thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html Awesome! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 1296 Level 19.17 Mar 2006
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Ha, that was pretty good. I wish he read some of the funnier one's, though.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 488 Level 23.98 Mar 2006
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Yeah - He didn't read my favourite one (When chuck regurgitates a whole cooked turkey, including the cranberry sauce)
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 395 Level 13.07 Mar 2006
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As much as I tire of all the Chuck Norris jokes floating around the internet, that was pretty amusing.
8/10 I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  |
Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006
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Amusing. But I got annoyed as hell by the people on the show...
"Number fi--" "TRUE!!! ITS TRUE!!!" "--ve..." "TRUE" I was speaking idiomatically.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Member 1380 Level 27.88 Mar 2006
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I thought it was amusing. Chuck Norris has probably read most if not all of the jokes about him already - I know I have. It's getting old now, but watching him read them was amusing, and it's good to see that he has a sense of humor about it.
It's a real shame, as Gechmir pointed out, that the guys that host the show (or whatever) kept interrupting him as he tried to talk. Whatever. Most amazing jew boots |
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The TS master
Member 192 Level 10.26 Mar 2006
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Thats pretty good, but that guy man i wish he'd shut the hell up.
chuck Norris is teh awsomness Most amazing jew boots |
Member 548 Level 18.00 Mar 2006
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Haha, that was pretty funny, but you could tell that Chuck was getting a little annoyed. He was trying too hard to laugh.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 105 Level 8.35 Mar 2006
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That was kind of like watching God read a verse from the Bible. Very moving...:biggrin:
Jam it back in, in the dark.   SO SAY WE ALL |
Member 97 Level 32.96 Mar 2006
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This was definitely funny.
I wonder how much of this has gone to his head, or whether he realizes that its almost a blatant mockery of his constant portrayals as this amazing unbreakable superdude. There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 360 Level 25.07 Mar 2006
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Thanks for the video
 This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006
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Man... It's too bad he didn't do the best one.
Chuch Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies. He "potato sacks them". Still, that shit was utterly hilarious.  I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 41 Level 38.30 Mar 2006
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Holy crap, this is hilarious. Love it.
Too bad he didn't read my favorite one: Once, a bear was about to eat Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris showed him his fist; the bear proceeded to eat itself as it would be a much easier way to die. Yeah, thanks for the video, indeed. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Member 704 Level 31.89 Mar 2006
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Aww, he didn't read my favorite one!
"Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter" ... ROFL. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?   |
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Member 2900 Level 2.74 Mar 2006
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=D this video made my day thanks
FELIPE NO |
Member 1308 Level 12.76 Mar 2006
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Good video. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 641 Level 16.38 Mar 2006
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Heh, funny.
Someone remind me how all this Chuck Norris crap began again? I'm lost in the loop. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 488 Level 23.98 Mar 2006
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Some random website on the internet with Chuck Norris facts, making fun of him because he always seems to be the indestructible superhero in whatever role he plays :P
I like the time machine one too :P How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 483 Level 23.92 Mar 2006
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 1137 Level 5.75 Mar 2006
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I've tried to avoid ever repeating a Chuck Norris joke, but it's not going to die by my will alone. Regardless, I like this one:
Chuck Norris once hosted Saturday Night Live. When nobody laughed at his first joke, he spent the next 38 minutes roundhousing people and laughing hysterically. The show now runs longer or shorter, depending on how much sleep Chuck got the night before. Most amazing jew boots |
Member 255 Level 20.88 Mar 2006
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The video was indeed entertaining, but I wish they didn't pick some stupid facts. Like that one about the Guiness Records...... "Creativity, where did you leave it at home this time?"
How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 257 Level 25.84 Mar 2006
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From the looks of it, he kind of seemed embarrassed to hear all these facts about himself.
How ya doing, buddy?  |
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