[Multiplatform] La-Mulana: Game of the Year '012 of the Society of People Who Totally Hate Themselves

Money inserted.

(Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Your path has been chosen.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Anyone who doesn't buy this for $1.49 deserves to have terrible things happen to them. Unfortunately, the only people who will have terrible things happen to them are the people who buy this for $1.49. Funny how the world works.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by CHz

Diss trucked it all the way through the Chamber of Extinction in the fucking dark.

Admittedly that was one of the dumber, more stubborn displays of my playthrough.

Additional Spam:
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: I've actually enjoyed it a lot
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: It's very much like a 2D dark souls in that sense
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: Don't be a sissy, Q
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: it will knock you over if you get careless
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: Go through Chamber of Extinction in the dark
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: but it remains tough but fair
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: BE A MAN, HOGAN
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: ahahahahaha
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: tough but fair
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: Gonna remind you you said that
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: and if you get into a really tough spot, there is room enough to explore elsewhere and make it a bit easier
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: When it stops being fair
[10:15am] Q-chan|space: lol
[10:15am] DisslaptopDATLAPTOP: And it does.

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And then there are those who elect to make it less fair right off the bat.

I was speaking idiomatically.

AHAHAHHAAH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I didn't mean to be disparaging, Face. This time. I did legitimately think Thunderbird was one of the easier sub-bosses.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by CHz

Definitely hit a new maximum level of mad in this playthrough, at least.

Acer, I hope 15–20 years from now, you'll be detached enough from this game to be able to look back at that Mega Man sequence and laugh at how horribly it went awry after you crossed the finish line.

Probably. I looked back at when I did that sequence and the same thing happened to me, and I laughed watching it just now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

:flex:

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Q getting mangled by the traps I missed makes me feel warm inside.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

I guess I've put off hard-mode no-subweapons Palenque as long as I can.

Spoiler:

Ahahahaha holy shit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Moving this into its own post because Q is impatient and doesn't want to double post.

[17:25:24] [ +Q-chan|space ] diss go post about dat in the thread

Spoiler:

GET CHOPPED.


This is a pretty short game when you know where everything is.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Garr's adventures in Graveyard of the Giants:

"Ah, Ice Dick Man, we meet at last."

"I broke your ice dick, fuck you!"

"Augh, I got ice-dicked in the face."

"All right, I got a bone to pick with you, Ice Dick Man."

"Bombs everywhere! Ice dicks everywhere!"


Accurate.

I was speaking idiomatically.