[Multiplatform] La-Mulana: Game of the Year '012 of the Society of People Who Totally Hate Themselves

::thispieceofshit.png::

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I've been making a lot of progress over the weekend. So far I've defeated Amphisbaena, Ellmac and Sakit.

I want to say I'm stuck but it's more like I'm not sure which place to focus on next. I unlocked the chamber of extinction but it sounds like it's too early to go there yet?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

B-but I don't want to fight Bahamut ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fine >=|~



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

LURKIE I ALWAYS FORGET TO POST THIS WHEN YOU'RE IN CHAT BUT DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE DETAIL IN THIS GAME LIKE HOLY SHIT I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THE GAME LOOKED BLURRY AND DIDN'T LIKE THE LOOK BUT ACTUALLY THE SPRITES ARE SUPER GOOD AND OH MAN OH MAN LEMEZA HAS DIFFERENT SPRITES FOR WHICH SIDE HE'S FACING OR ATTACKING IT'S NOT MIRRORED AND HE ALWAYS ATTACKS WITH HIS RIGHT ARM AND IT'S JUST GIVING ME WARM FEELINGS



I was speaking idiomatically.

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

[21:24:13] <Diss> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool Q
[21:24:32] <Q-chan|space> I could see it fall in slow motion
[21:24:40] <Q-chan|space> I had fucking 14hp left when I beat him
[21:24:42] <Q-chan|space> god damnit
[21:24:59] <Q-chan|space> "oh man, I freed the spirits woohoo WAIT"

FELIPE NO

You'll find this game has actual puzzles to solve and actual hints and clues you need to find and pay attention to.

EDIT:

And then the puzzles and hints are genuinely cryptic and you're lost and stuck for hours on end.

Most amazing jew boots

To anyone who got caught by this asshole:

Spoiler:

Did you die instantly? Cause I didn't die right away.

When it came down, I was trapped inside it and could attack and jump and for a moment I thought it was a trick and you were supposed to escape. So I hopped and hit the walls for a bit before GAME OVER

Also this was pretty badass

Spoiler:

Jam it back in, in the dark.

La-Mulana: "Well.. that was unexpected"

(yet somehow not)

Spoiler:

There's nowhere I can't reach.

BURN YOU SONOVABITCH GOD DAMNIT AAARRRH THIS FUCKING FIGHT

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

FUCK YES I FINALLY GOT THEM HERE WE GO WOOHOO PROGRESS TIME TO PUT DOWN SOME WEIGH-NONONONONOAWFUCK





[00:32:04] <Diss> Aaahahahahahhahaah
[00:32:19] <Q-chan|space> and I even thought "thaaaat is probably gonna come back" as I jumped up
[00:32:23] <Diss> You can warp places, remember
[00:32:24] <Q-chan|space> and it did
[00:32:34] <Q-chan|space> yeah but I was too busy laughing
[00:32:39] <Diss> ahahha
[00:32:54] <Q-chan|space> just felt so silly "yup it totally came back"
[00:32:59] <Q-chan|space> "I had this coming"


Also aww yea

Spoiler:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

[2:07:59] Abby: are you still busy with that awful game
[2:10:10] Mark: yes
[2:10:18] Mark: falling down endless pits
[2:10:20] Mark: constantly
[2:10:24] Abby: fien
[2:10:33] Mark: why
[2:10:50] Abby: just wondering
[2:11:42] Mark: would you like to see some of my favourite memories
[2:12:04] Abby: no >=|
[2:12:14] Mark: WELL TOO BAD
[2:12:28] Mark: IN THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH THERE IS A ROOM WITH A PIT
[2:12:39] Mark: FALLING DOWN IT WILL MAKE YOU DROP OUT FROM THE TOP
[2:12:43] Mark: IN AN ENDLESS LOOP
[2:12:57] Mark: AND IF YOU GET HIT, YOU GET A NES STYLE KNOCKBACK
[2:13:00] Mark: AND CAN'T MOVE
[2:13:05] Mark: SO YOU FALL ENDLESSLY
[2:13:20] Mark: UNLESS YOU WARP OUT OF THE PIT AND HAVE TO TREK ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CHAMBER OF BIRTH
[2:13:35] Mark: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE
[2:13:41] Mark: I TOOK A FEW TRIPS TO IT
[2:13:52] Mark: HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVOURITE MOMENTS

[2:13:53] Mark: moonwalker.png



[2:14:00] Mark: goddamnit.png



[2:14:07] Mark: AFSALFJSAL.png



[2:14:13] Mark: AAASSSSSSSSS.png



[2:14:17] Abby: >=|||||||
[2:14:23] Mark: >=|
[2:14:41] Abby: those arent even DIFFERENT
[2:14:57] Mark: they are totally different
[2:15:07] Mark: each one was a five minute trek back to that same spot
[2:15:14] Mark: only to get hit and fall down the pit again

I was speaking idiomatically.

AWWWW YEAAAAHHHH

EDIT:

lol lamp of time assisted damage boost



(of course I fell right back down from the room above)

(have fallen down from there three five six times now and I still haven't gotten the chest)

()


EDIT2:

WHEW



What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

okay.jpg

Spoiler:

FELIPE NO

[12:48:36] <^___^> hey
[12:52:30] <Q-chan|space> two fucking splurge lasers in a row are you kidding me
[12:53:09] <Q-chan|space> I mean SURE WHY NOT
[12:54:42] <^___^> HI Q >:(
[12:57:43] <Q-chan|space> not now





During one attempt, my Dual Shock 4 just randomly stopped co-operating and Lemeza wouldn't move. I couldn't pause the game and tried to unplug and replug and nothing worked.

Another fight I'd just randomly switched to knife somehow during my panicked laser dodging without actually noticing, so running low on hp, I finally saw an opening to jump up and attack (and hopefully finish her off) and out comes a horizontal knife poke as Lemeza hovers under her chin pathetically.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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WILL THE SHIT THIS GAME PULLS ON YOU JUST NOT END

Jam it back in, in the dark.

[02:28:31] <Q-chan|space> whew




bonus:

Spoiler:

GRACEFUL LEAPING

There's nowhere I can't reach.