Lowtax gets knocked the FUCK out!

And he does it with style.

Full fight here: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...25177307308603

Lowtax's After-Fight Interview

What a classy guy. That's our hero.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, I watched this live on Saturday.

Although he didn't do as many funny things as everyone was hoping for, he still was really entertaining, and Boll still ended up looking like an asshole.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Man, this stunt had potential. Would've been awesome if some of these guys did some real training despite it being a PR stunt. Seeing Boll come out all serious and getting the tar knocked out of him, then probably trying to sue the guy who knocked him into next week.

Sigh. Guess it won't happen...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by JazzFlight

... and Boll still ended up looking like an asshole.

Because he is an arsehole. Then again, Lowtax lost points with me for whining like a bitch afterwards about Boll not training him. If you're going to enter a boxing ring with someone you don't rely on them to train you.

Anyways, I'm not sure what Boll was intending to get out of the litte stunt, maybe just his name spread around a bit, but he was a fool if he thought it avoid being suffixed with the phrase "that guy who makes really shit films" still.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Of course Boll is a dick, but what's the point of agreeing to a boxing match and then complaining that someone hit you for real? What did Lowtax expect, that they will just circle around one another for two minutes like two idiots?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think he expected that it would be a PR stunt, and that Boll wouldn't be hitting him like a red headed stepchild. Which is pretty much what Boll told him. Thus the cause for complaint.

Also, if somebody claims that they will train you, it becomes a commitment to prior engagement, and considering the fact that Lowtax was operating under the pretext that it wouldn't be a real fight, he didn't have any incentive to train in the first place.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was watching this live with a few people in some Xelium chat room. The fight may not have been worth the hassle, but the post-fight interview more than made up for it.

And Kurt Pudge, Internet Hero.

FELIPE NO

Haha Kurt Pudge. I made an inside joke, I feel proud.

I tried to watch this live but the servers couldn't handle the number of people watching it and all I got was buffering and lag. Lowtax fails for not putting any serious effort forth.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

Lowtax was operating under the pretext that it wouldn't be a real fight, he didn't have any incentive to train in the first place.

The chance to punch Boll in the face hard should be enough incenitve for anybody.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well knowing Boll, even if he had gotten knocked out, he probably would have played it down or tried to suggest that he did a good job despite his apparent failure.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, there was some serious lag problems going on while I was watching, so I didin't get to see much (then again there wasn't too much to see lol.)

The sweetest moves were obviously performed by KURT PUDGE WIF DA BOSTAFF ::creams starwars kid::

Double Post:
Also, if anyone could get a shot of that interviewer's ass that would be great.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This fight left a sour taste in my mouth. Of course, I didn't expect scrawny Lowtax to give buff Uwe a run for his money, but Jesus Christ, he didn't even deliver any good laugh! I kept expecting him to do something completely off the wall, like jump on Boll's back and pummel his neck, all the while screaming like a little bitch. Running around just didn't cut it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So Lowtax is using today's update to talk about how stupid he was. Lowtax is now King of Internets.

I was speaking idiomatically.

HEHE I AGREED TO A MATCH WITH A PROFESSIONAL CRAP-KICKER WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL BOXER WITH TEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, THAT SURE WAS A FAIR MATCH, I AM SUCH AN IDIOT FOR LOSING (ROLLING MY EYES, HEHE), BY THE WAY DID I MENTION THAT HE IS A BOXER WITH EXPERIENCE WHILE I AM NOT? YEAH THAT SURE WAS VERY DUMB OF ME TO LOSE TO A BOXER WITH TEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Aardork

The chance to punch Boll in the face hard should be enough incenitve for anybody.

Yes, but he said he never saw any of Boll's movies! =p

This was for his Postal movie. The end of Postal had models of the game creators boxing the main character I think. Or some crap. And he's gonna do that with this footage. Still, it was kinda underhanded of Boll. But looking back, I really didn't put it past him. Figured he'd try something like this =p

FELIPE NO

I just watched the whole thing. Haha, man he got his ass kicked. Funny stuff.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Gechmir

Yes, but he said he never saw any of Boll's movies! =p

I have only seen a part of Alone in the Dark, but I still want to punch him. He's simply trolling the cinema industry. The Megalith of cinematography.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Guess we need a Media Mod to lay down a permaban on Uwe_Boller =( I've yet to see one of his flicks as well (thankfully), but I've heard about them enough to know they're shit. Oof.

How ya doing, buddy?

Lol i whish i could step in with boll and knock him the fuck out.
But i heard Boll refused to do it with anyone who had trained.

no homo

I read that he sparred with one of the trained guys, and tried to beat the shit out of him. The guy got mad and quit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Aardork

I have only seen a part of Alone in the Dark, but I still want to punch him. He's simply trolling the cinema industry. The Megalith of cinematography.

I don't think that's an accurate description. I don't believe Uwe Boll actually understands how terrible his movies are. Megalith on the other hand strikes me as someone who would make a terrible movie just to be an ass about it. Intention would change the entire context and make the movie hilarious.

I don't know if I'm defending Megalith or putting down Uwe Boll.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Im glad Uwe won. Now he can quit making movies with the peace of mind only a boxing match with a scrawny faggot could bring.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Eleo

I don't think that's an accurate description. I don't believe Uwe Boll actually understands how terrible his movies are. Megalith on the other hand strikes me as someone who would make a terrible movie just to be an ass about it. Intention would change the entire context and make the movie hilarious.

I don't know if I'm defending Megalith or putting down Uwe Boll.

I'm sorry, have you read some of the stuff he has said?

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

"They were better than actors. We looked for local Romanian actresses, but there they are all from the theater and act very broadly. For 150 euros a piece the whores would be naked and do as they were told. It was better." (in an interview for Bloodrayne: The Movie talking about why he chose to use prostitutes instead of actual actresses)

Either he has a clinically diagnosable mental illness, or he's just trolling.

FELIPE NO

I think he has a clinically diagnosable mental illness. I mean, was Ed Wood trolling when he made dumb shit?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well there's at least one line he won't cross:

Originally Posted by Lowtax

Boll seemed very proud that "Postal" will "begin by showing footage of 9/11," because that apparently is funny too, but not as humorous as boogers and not NEARLY as hilarious as rape, which he mentioned approximately one hundred thousand times in every discussion about "Postal." When he suggested things that the extras could do, he suggested "rape" at least twice. Then he stated, in his trademarked broken / nonsense bargain-bin English substitute, maybe it would be even funnier if a woman is raped and then has an abortion. After hearing this monumentally witty idea, I helpfully piped in and proposed, "and then the aborted fetus could RAPE ANOTHER ABORTED FETUS! HOW HILARIOUS WOULD THAT BE?!?" An uncomfortable hush fell upon us as he stopped talking and simply stared silently at me. I had apparently crossed the proverbial unspoken abortion-rape borderline of comedy. Once again, let me assure you I wish I was making this stupid crap up, but honestly, I'm not quite sure even I'm this unfunny. Oh wait, I just got today's Internet memo: I am!!!

How ya doing, buddy?