[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Man, FINALLY ran into this thread after so much time. Almost four years since you guys started this.

So, I've basically been out of the loop since early 2004 on this. What is the current state of things in the wrestling business?

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is hhh still bein abusive¿

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When the fuck did Earthquake die? Man, Bigelow's dead! He was such a super fucking heel. I remember watching the first King of the Ring when Hart won with a victory roll on Bigelow in the finals. Then Lawler attacked him with some sort of ninja during the crowning. That really sucks. These big fuckers need to take care of their hearts.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Typhoon was Tugboat no? Man, look at that, both his partners in both tag teams (Natural Disasters) are dead. Earthquake and the Big Boss Man.

I mean, who were the two in The Twin Towers?
Yeah, I remember when Hart beat Flairs ass for that belt! That was so awesome, never saw it coming. Hart will always be my favorite and my dhero. Also, that house show hwere Diesel beat Backlund (who had robbed Hart) was cool because the whole match was a sneaky Jackknife.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Man, that's old school shit. Only a few years after I started watching wrestling.

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Haha, hardcore title. But how many times did a hardcore champion leave as champion?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The old Tatanka's back or is there a new one? Yeah, I remember his undefeated streak. It was the first time I had seen something like that before Goldberg... Unless King Kong Bundy had something like it before Hogan "beat" him.

Haha, I just got a memory of Raven training the Sandman to be hardcore agian by stalking him at his home by the pool and so many other ridiculous things. Not sure if that's a WWE or WCW memory.

Owen's death fucked me up most. I remember it was Oct. 5, 2007 and I was at the Rio casino at Vegas when I heard about it. Fucking horrible. First time a wrestling death had hit me. I think if Bret Hart were to die one of these days I'd give up wrestling altogether. Growing up who were the big heros of oyu guys?

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But Tatanka never actually fought Michaels during that streak... Did he?

Does the Undertaker still have that undefeated at Wrestlemania shit going for him? If so, maybe this is it. How good is he nowadays? Fucking guy has to be the senior as far as wrestling for the WWE nonstop goes. That not counting, Michaels is ancient. Who are the current champions, and which will Undertaker face? An Undertaker vs. Kennedy match (though his promos are funny) match sounds ridiculous to me.

My favorite wrestler has to be in generations. My first was Macho Man. I cried from the fury seeing Hogan beating him EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME. Big Elbow. Hogan kicks out. Hogan starts getting stupid (going wild, and at this point little OO is screaming at Savage to stop trying to hit him and just get the fuck out of the ring until Hogan settles down) punches, big kick, leg drop and pin. Hogan wins. FUCK THAT SHIT. You guys realize Macho Man has never defeated Hogan in his life? Kinda like Hogan had never beaten the Warrior until that gay WCW shit. I loved Macho Man man, which started for me when he was the Macho King beating down on Dusty Rhodes. When he came back with that new look after being reinstated (REINSTATE!) by Jack Tunney and eventually beat Flair for the title... Those were good times.

After Macho Man it was Bret Hart. Watching his great feuds with the Bulldog and his brother, going apeshit when he beat Mr. Perfect for the IC strap with that awesome modified sharpshooter at (I think) some Summerslam. Or winning the same belt from Piper. The Yokozuka scandal. Faggot Hogan once again coming along to steal a hero of mine spotlight. The Jerry Lawler feud, that prick Michaels winning the Iron Man match... Damn it Hart. The Montreal Screwjob.

After the screwjob in 1998 (or was it 1997?) I had no favorite really. Until HHH started his new angle in 1999 and especially the peak at the Stephanie-McMahon era. His return in early 2002 and my personal favorite time when he betrayed Austin as the dude that hit him with his car. AUSTIN, IT WAS ME. IT WAS ME. I'd love to be able to betray someone that way. I'm still a fan of his, but its just not the same anymore. Macho Man always keeps in great shape, why wont he come back?

Ah, so much to say. Better just shut my trap now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Good God I can't believe HHH has had the same injury again. Judging by his physique he doesn't even seem to be hitting the juice as hard, if at all, this time around so it's hard to understand why. Anyhow, HHH isn't always heel after coming back from an injury, he wasn't in 2002.

I can't believe Tatanka beat Shawn Michaels. How long was this streak for... Sounds like at least a year before he lost in the cheesiest way to that cheesy fucking German Ludvig Vorga or however you spell his last name. Just so Lex faggot Luger could later be America's heroic savior. But I keep forgetting that around the time that he beat Michaels HBK was still just a midcarder at best. Great heel though.

Originally Posted by Erisu Kimu

You serious? That's news to me. I can't remember HHH betraying Austin. I do remember that Rikishi hit Austin with a car back in 2000 or something. I remember HHH and Austin teaming up against The Rock and I remember HHH betraying Shawn Michaels. I never really liked HHH.

Yeah, it happened. Not sure on dates here but at some point Austin was hit by a car in a parking garage. All anyone knew was that the driver was blond. Months later Austin comes back and immediately starts investigating who hit him, fucking with every blond wrestler he can find. I remember the date here was Nov. 6th 2000 because it was my friend's wedding and I had taped it.

Eventually, at the end of the show, Austin corners Rikishi and for reasons I forget assumes he did it. Then HHH runs out with his sledge hammer and beats the fuck out of him. Eventually he just gets in his face with a mic while Austin's laid out and starts screaming IT WAS ME AUSTIN. IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

HHH's confession aside, I can't remember if HHH actually drove the car or paid Rikishi to do it. Some time later, after feuding, they became a great heel tag team before HHH hurt his quad... The first time anyway.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Shawn is long overdue for another title shot/reign.

I'd love to see that.

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Now my heroes growing up? Back in the late 80s when I was born there were three. Macho Man Randy Savage, the Ultimate Warrior, and my favorite back in the Federation era...Hulk Hogan. That so-called "shit" that he did against Savage was him Hulking up. Hogan for the win.

You were just another brainwashed child, not realizing the abuse that was going on with that yellow bastard. (In Spanish that's what I'd call Hogan when complaining about him to my mom).

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However, then there was someone who was as big of a hero to me as Hulk Hogan was and that was Stone Cold Steve Austin. The man was hilarious, he basically didn't give a damn. The Rock was alright for a little while.

My favorite scene including these two was an in ring microphone work between the two. Austin was hitting the Rock with his "what" shit and the Rock was rebuking with whatever his current gimmick was. It ended up, to me, a stalemate but it was great.

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For the love of God, Edge doesn't need the damn title again.

Better than Cene no? I think heels like Edge are refreshing. I like Lita too. =O

Originally Posted by Erisu Kimu

I wonder when we're getting the 20 DVD Royal Rumble boxset...I will be ordering that when and if it comes about.

Man, when I was little I used to love the artwork on the tapes. A ton of wrestlers COMING AT YOU TO RUMBLE. Are the current Rumbles still drawn this way?

Originally Posted by mortis

Slightly confused about the date. Oct 5th 1997 was Pillman's death, (I think). It was a sad day...both of them.

Shit, you're right. THAT was the first death that fucked me up. Owen died at some point in mid 1999 I think. BTW, you Mortis of old or the new one?

Rick Martel and his Boston Crab. What a fag. But I do vaguely remember him being an IC champ... You sure he wasn't Erisu?

These talks of Raven are interesting. The thing that always baffled and amused me about Raven when I heard about his persona in ECW, when ECW was still underground, was that he was that faggot manager Johnnie Polo or however that went. Fucker beefed up and turned out to be a great wrestler. Shame what happened.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh man, I'd love to watch that match. That sounds classic. Like a Michaels/Scott Hall match from the 80's.

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Was that date for Martel/Razor proof that Martel had the belt or what? I remember when I was little I first noticed the term "reigning champion" used for Razor and his IC title run. It confused the fuck out of me.

Greg The Hammer was a big blond bastard. Just a classic 80's wrester memorable for his HAMMER STRIKE and his use of the figure four like Flair.

Doink and Dink! I totally forgot about that stupid clown. I remember when he first showed up hed prank the wrestlers and fans... I think he started out fucking with Crush. I loved it when Crush "crushed" his fucking head. Weirdo. Years later I remember WWF Magazine showing partial pics of his face without the makeup but wouldnt show the whole thing. I was like *SHRUG*

My favorite thing about the American Badass was when he came back during the Ironman match between the Rock and HHH and the beautiful chokeslam he gave HHH. Fucking awesome comeback, just beat the shit out of everyone.

Speaking of Pillman, I remember when him, Owen Hart and Stone Cold threw out the commentators and did the commentary for one of the shows once, taking the entire time to bash and insult Bret Hart. Hilarious. This is one of the few times, also, you'll see me say I regret not watching WCW until Scott Hall showed up.

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I think it's literally impossible for there to be an entertainer like Hogan again. The times are different, people are different, it wouldn't work. Austin and the Rock are probably the equivelant, if not greater, of modern times.

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Oh man, totally forgot about that second title belt HBK had. Was this around the period HBK was copying the finishing moves of wrestlers like Razor and Mr. Perfect? I think this was before his finisher was a superkick... It was a gay side suplex back then.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

I bet it would have been a nasty one, like Marty Jennety nasty lol.

Haha, I remember that. It impacted me pretty good because as a child it was probably the first time I saw a major heel turn. I don't really remember when Sgt. Slaughter went evil so this is it for me. Seeing Michaels raise arms with Marty when he came back and they reunited at the Barber Shop and then SUPERKCIK THROUGH THE GLASS. Haha, Beefcake was like "wtf!"

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Did Janetty ever win it from Shawn? If he did, then he probably lost it the next time they faced each other but I can't seem to recall Marty ever winning the IC title.

I remember having to "listen" to a Raw back in 1993 or maybe 1994 because the image wasnt coming in. Marty surprised Michaels ring and they had a match right then and there. I think Jannety beat him but Heenan came to the ring and either put HBKs leg on the rope or lied to the ref or something. Anyhow, I think Jannety only had it for like a week.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's it. Poor Jannetty, got it even worse than Jim Neidhart.

Man, totally forgot about 123 Kid and his moonsault backflip pin on Razor. That was some good shit. Probably not long before the clique started to take shape since Diesel showed up around this time too and Razor was already around.

This MTV show sounds interesting. Will check.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Justin Credible's great, but New Jack? Has this prick learned how to wrestle at all over the years?

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Eight the one in Vegas? Hmm, no, think that was nine or ten. Maybe it was Roberts and the Undertaker and the complete disrespect of the awesome DDT?

What makes this one potentially special? Can you post the card?

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Shit, I thought Jericho unified those titles? Also, lolies at the fact that I misread Wrestlemania 18 for 8.

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Why in the hell does that page say HHH defeated Jericho with Stephanie?

Haha, Chuck and Billy. I wish I could go back to those times.

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Ah, I remember that gay face run. Well, not gay, but he's so much more awesome when he's inthat evil role.

At least now with this quad injury again he might spend some time with his kids. Unless he decides to live across the street from the damned hospital again =/

Is it just as bad as last time? I mean, do you think if it is he'll be just as committed to getting back into the ring as fast as possible like last time?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I respect that about Shawn. What exactly is wrong with him, his back? I thought he retired to avoid further fucking himself up, but here he is at it again. Why?

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I met a referee once at an Indi wrestling startup called BWF. Buffalo Jim or whatever the fuck his name was was the owner. The highlight was watching Yokozuna, the trainer, in there with the boys.

Anyway, this referee told me he used to be some wrestler named the Hangman. Fuck, his body was so fucked up he could barely walk and bent and he hunched horrible. I hope this isn't what's waiting for Michaels. Crazy bastard,

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, straight to WWE headquarters to get their shit solved! I like how that article reads and insults your intelligence like something straight out of WWE magazine.

Glad Hogan's out. Get enough of him and his family on his silly show.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Talk about your Psalms. Talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says I just WHIPPED YOUR ASS.

When i heard the above uttered by Austin after winning the king of the ring against Jake roberts or something like that it startled me. Time, place, and thoughts in my head are now frozen in my memory about htat. even mcmahons comical reaction. man, i wonder if he was waiting for the moment when austin would say that with trepidation?

aww, please tell me the bradys arent really feuding with eachother. I like this nostalgic feeling having them and austin back gives me. its like missing the days of hogan vs. slaughter or warrior and macho man but still having access to the era of rock and austin and stuff.

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Yeah, like years past.

This Kennedy fucker... Is he being taken seriously?

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Are you serious about Konan? The Mexican? He's not so bad anymore? And how has Steiner's mic work improved? I remember when Konan and Luger started working together in WCW how much his physique improved... After that my last memory of Konan is him and Mysterio running around making videos and wearing horrible jumpsuits.

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