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Old Oct 8, 2006, 01:59 PM #1 of 3609
I haven't watched the WWE in a while now. Who do they have? Everyone left. Jericho is currently inactive, Benoit is injured, Angle is over on TNA, D-X is old news and not what it used to be. I mean, who are the guys to look out for now? I think the ECW show is doing a slightly better job with guys like CM Punk, RVD and even Test and Hardcore Holly. Everything else is just kind of mediocre.

I miss the days when Simon Dean wrestled as Nova the innovative wrestler post-ECW to OVW.

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Old Oct 10, 2006, 09:09 PM #2 of 3609
Kane hasn't had a good run in the WWE for ages. He's been jobbing like crazy over these few years. His WWE title "reign" wasn't even something noteworthy. He needs one more WWE title reign before he retires.

Nash shouldn't return to the WWE. He's boring. The only time I liked him was back when he was Diesel and he held the WWE title for a year. But, even then he was boring. He uses only three moves or something too. I like Scott Hall more. Razor Ramon was a one-of-a-kind character, cheeko.

But, anyone is better than Umaga. I think pushing him to be a cheap Samoa Joe imitation with this undefeated streak is retarded.

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Old Nov 19, 2006, 11:43 AM #3 of 3609
I enjoyed the Kurt Angle vs. Abyss match on TNA. Everyone was going nuts and chanting Angle's name for a long time. It had a great ending and I can't wait to see the match between Angle and Samoa Joe. It's like he's facing Taz all over again.

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Old Nov 19, 2006, 07:59 PM #4 of 3609
Taz is/was my favourite ECW wrestler of all time. I was even a fan of him from early 2000 to mid 2000 in the WWE when he won matches against Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit and won both the Hardcore title and ECW title in the same week in April. Of course, this was before his injury in which after he returned, he turned into a jobber for the rest of his WWE wrestling career (although he did win a match against Eddie Guerrero at one point). I'm not against Samoa Joe for being a "rip-off" of Taz. It only goes to show that Taz had influence. Still, I enjoyed Samoa Joe's run in ROH and although the whole "undefeated streak" is getting old now, I still look forward to seeing his match against Angle.

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 10:17 AM #5 of 3609
Originally Posted by Balcony Heckler
I must give big ups to CM punk, he's certainly impressed me
Have you seen CM Punk in the indies such as ROH? He was awesome in ROH too. The couple of times I've seen him on Heat when he was starting off in the WWE, he was pretty impressive technically against Val Venis.

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Old Nov 28, 2006, 06:20 PM #6 of 3609
Oh man, CM Punk cut some of the best promos in ROH. He had excellent matches against Samoa Joe and they had series of bouts. That's not all though. He had some great matches against Colt Cabana, Jimmy Rave, Austin Aries (who CM Punk defeated for the ROH title), and Christopher Daniels too.

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Old Nov 29, 2006, 07:50 AM #7 of 3609
Originally Posted by mortis
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Looks like it will be Taker VS Batista, World Title VS Streak. Batista is the one favored to win. Not exactly what I call a good way to end Taker's career...he should keep the streak, and gain the strap for a fifth, and final time.
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Yeah, that would suck if Taker had to give up his streak. But, remember how it was with Undertaker and Randy Orton? A lot of people thought Orton would win, but he didn't. I think Taker might, with a very slim chance, retain his streak. At the same time, I don't see Batista losing his strap. Interference possibly? That would also suck. For the first time in a long time, this bout seems unpredictable.


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Old Jan 28, 2007, 08:04 PM #8 of 3609
Steven Richards has had the title 21 times.
Raven has had the title 27 times

Tatanka was nothing more than a jobber. . .
The Tatanka of now? Either a jobber or a squasher of jobbers. The Tatanka of the past? He was undefeated for more than a year.


Bossman passing is news to me. When did this happen?
The Big Bossman passed away in 2004, a year after Curt Hennig's death.

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Old Jan 28, 2007, 08:10 PM #9 of 3609
^ Yep, I have that match on CD-R haha. Taz won the hardcore title twice in that match.

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Old Jan 29, 2007, 11:00 AM #10 of 3609
Both of us using our defining avatars is like a blast from the past lol.

I don't recal Raven ever being in the WWE, just that Saturn was(miss that guy). But it just goes to show you the hardcore title and the 24/7 rule was an ingenius idea.
Raven debuted in 2000 in a match between Taz and Jerry Lawler at Unforgiven 2000. He wasn't put in any other Championship matches, except the Hardcore. He had one helluva match against Rhyno at Backlash 2001. The reason why a lot of people don't recall Raven ever being in the WWE is because the latter part of his career was spent on Sunday Night Heat where he took advantage of his genius promos (which sadly went nowhere). The last major feud Raven had was against Saturn, ironically. Both were released under humiliating gimmicks.

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Old Jan 29, 2007, 11:44 AM #11 of 3609
The old Tatanka's back or is there a new one? Yeah, I remember his undefeated streak. It was the first time I had seen something like that before Goldberg... Unless King Kong Bundy had something like it before Hogan "beat" him.

Haha, I just got a memory of Raven training the Sandman to be hardcore agian by stalking him at his home by the pool and so many other ridiculous things. Not sure if that's a WWE or WCW memory.

Owen's death fucked me up most. I remember it was Oct. 5, 2007 and I was at the Rio casino at Vegas when I heard about it. Fucking horrible. First time a wrestling death had hit me. I think if Bret Hart were to die one of these days I'd give up wrestling altogether. Growing up who were the big heros of oyu guys?
Yeah, it's the original Tatanka. His undefeated streak was one of the best of the 90s, because he was actually defeating guys like Shawn Michaels.

Raven training Sandman probably happened in WCW when Sandman was known as Hardcore Hak. I can't recall Raven training Sandman in ECW, because they had a feud. In WWE, Raven arrived and departed before Sandman arrived for the new ECW.

Owen dying was messed up. It was one of the most shocking deaths, because he was at the top of his career. It's crazy how both British Bulldog and Brian Pillman are gone too. The Hart Foundation only has Jim Neidhart and Bret Hart left. Bret dying would suck too. Both of those guys were great wrestlers. Being Canadian myself, Bret Hart winning the WWF Championship means a lot. When I was growing up, all my heroes in wrestling were the big names such as Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Sgt. Slaughter, Ted Dibiase, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Junkyard Dog, The Undertaker, British Bulldog, King Kong Bundy, Jimmy Snuka, Big John Studd, George "The Animal" Steele, Ricky Steamboat, etc. There are so many that were my heroes.

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Old Jan 29, 2007, 08:09 PM #12 of 3609
But Tatanka never actually fought Michaels during that streak... Did he?
Yes he did. He beat both Rick Martel and Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 8 and 9 during his undefeated streak. After leaving the WWF and returning, he hasn't been able to gain much success.

Does the Undertaker still have that undefeated at Wrestlemania shit going for him? If so, maybe this is it. How good is he nowadays? Fucking guy has to be the senior as far as wrestling for the WWE nonstop goes. That not counting, Michaels is ancient. Who are the current champions, and which will Undertaker face? An Undertaker vs. Kennedy match (though his promos are funny) match sounds ridiculous to me.
Yep. The Undertaker still has his undefeated Wrestlemania streak. I haven't been watching the WWE as of late. I just can't really get into the new product. Last time I did see the Undertaker wrestle, he was still pretty good minus the suicide dive he used to do over the ropes.

My favorite wrestler has to be in generations. My first was Macho Man. I cried from the fury seeing Hogan beating him EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME. Big Elbow. Hogan kicks out. Hogan starts getting stupid (going wild, and at this point little OO is screaming at Savage to stop trying to hit him and just get the fuck out of the ring until Hogan settles down) punches, big kick, leg drop and pin. Hogan wins. FUCK THAT SHIT. You guys realize Macho Man has never defeated Hogan in his life? Kinda like Hogan had never beaten the Warrior until that gay WCW shit. I loved Macho Man man, which started for me when he was the Macho King beating down on Dusty Rhodes. When he came back with that new look after being reinstated (REINSTATE!) by Jack Tunney and eventually beat Flair for the title... Those were good times.
Yep. I remember all of that. Macho Man was awesome and his flying elbow drop was done in such a stylish way that it didn't seem like just another elbow drop. Back when I was a kid, Hogan was one of my favourites so I didn't really care what was going on as long as he won or something. Nowadays when I look back and see all the greats that were buried under Hogan, I cringe. Big John Studd could've won the WWF title, Mr. Wonderful could've won the WWF title, Mr. Perfect could've won the WWF title, Ted Dibiase could've won the WWF title. Geez. I'm glad Macho was able to win both the WWF and WCW titles though.

After the screwjob in 1998 (or was it 1997?) I had no favorite really. Until HHH started his new angle in 1999 and especially the peak at the Stephanie-McMahon era. His return in early 2002 and my personal favorite time when he betrayed Austin as the dude that hit him with his car. AUSTIN, IT WAS ME. IT WAS ME. I'd love to be able to betray someone that way. I'm still a fan of his, but its just not the same anymore. Macho Man always keeps in great shape, why wont he come back?
You serious? That's news to me. I can't remember HHH betraying Austin. I do remember that Rikishi hit Austin with a car back in 2000 or something. I remember HHH and Austin teaming up against The Rock and I remember HHH betraying Shawn Michaels. I never really liked HHH.

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Old Jan 29, 2007, 10:02 PM #13 of 3609
Val Venis still jobs? That sucks. Last time I watched Val Venis, he was on Sunday Night Heat. I think he won a couple of matches against CM Punk, back when Punk was still in development or at least trying out for WWE. Venis was IC Champion about six years ago.

As for Edge being the WWE Champ -- I don't understand why they give him the title in the first place. The guy lost the title both times to Cena and has never had any successful title defenses as WWE Champion. It just makes him look ridiculous. He's somewhat of a good heel though.

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Old Jan 30, 2007, 07:41 AM #14 of 3609
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Actually, Raven was starting up some sort of gimmick after having his hair cut and wearing a dress. INterestingly enough, he continued to wear the dress/kilt in NWA. His potential sure wasn't used though.
Yeah, I know. He arrived in the WWE as his old school version and then about a month in, he started to dye his hair with red streaks. That lasted for about a year (2001) and then in 2002, he dyed his hair blonde, braided it and started wearing the black kilt. However, that wasn't the way he went out. One of his last matches was against Jeff Hardy on RAW where Raven came out to only his coat and that was it. The rest of his attire was traditional black trunks with black boots and he looked nothing like the Raven that we all knew. This was Raven trying to get over with the company by trying something new, seeing how he was being buried as his original. It didn't work, sadly.

I still hate the WWE for labelling him as just hardcore and not suitable for other divisions. Even WCW used Raven quite a bit. He won the U.S Heavyweight Championship and Tag Team Championship there for crying out loud.

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Old Jan 30, 2007, 09:19 AM #15 of 3609
Rick Martel wasn't Intercontinental Champion (unless you were talking about Shawn Michaels), his Strike Force partner Tito Santana was. Rick Martel was a former WWF Tag Team Champion. And yeah, he was indeed a great heel. There have been a couple of imitators of the "model" gimmick, but all haven't been able to reach the level of Rick.

Oh yeah, another great heel was Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.

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Old Jan 30, 2007, 11:17 AM #16 of 3609
I can't believe Tatanka beat Shawn Michaels. How long was this streak for... Sounds like at least a year before he lost in the cheesiest way to that cheesy fucking German Ludvig Vorga or however you spell his last name. Just so Lex faggot Luger could later be America's heroic savior. But I keep forgetting that around the time that he beat Michaels HBK was still just a midcarder at best. Great heel though.
Well, Tatanka did. I can still remember the match and it took place at Caesar's Palace. Tatanka was undefeated for more than a year. After his streak ended, he still defeated guys like Bam Bam Bigelow and Lex Luger.


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Rick Martel and his Boston Crab. What a fag. But I do vaguely remember him being an IC champ... You sure he wasn't Erisu?
Yep, I'm pretty sure. His name isn't in the IC books. He was in a lot of Intercontinental Championship matches where he was the challenger. Perhaps it was just a work in which Rick Martel briefly held it for a moment or something, sort of like how Chris Jericho "won" the WWF title in 2000 from Triple H.

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These talks of Raven are interesting. The thing that always baffled and amused me about Raven when I heard about his persona in ECW, when ECW was still underground, was that he was that faggot manager Johnnie Polo or however that went. Fucker beefed up and turned out to be a great wrestler. Shame what happened.
Yep. He was Johnny Polo and wrestler Scotty Flamingo. There's actually an early WCW match where Scotty Flamingo fights Robbie V (Rob Van Dam).

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Old Jan 30, 2007, 01:15 PM #17 of 3609
LOL, I loved Doink the clown. He not only had Dink the clown, but eventually Pink and Wink.

He was a great heel, popping balloons in little kids' faces hahaha. This was back when he was an actual legitimate star that won matches, not the later jobber for laughs that got squashed each time.

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Old Mar 19, 2007, 06:03 PM #18 of 3609
Yeah, Vito was also the DSW World Champion. I liked him in WCW when he was one half of the Mamalukes and won the World Tag Team titles. That was a good time for him and Johnny the Bull.

Will John Cena EVER lose his belt? Or is he just so damn unstoppable (storylines) that there's no one that can defeat him without assistance?

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Old Mar 21, 2007, 02:07 PM #19 of 3609


It's ridiculous how the one who held the IC title for almost year went to being shove on midcarder shows like Heat.

Ridiculous indeed. Shelton Benjamin in my honest opinion is one of the best on the roster. He turned in solid performance after solid performance with some very entertaining moves throughout his career. Back when he defeated Triple H like three times and won the IC title for his first time, I was excited. The problem is, according to the WWE eye, he doesn't have the charisma/mic skills. Still, I don't see why he shouldn't be in the MITB match.

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Old Mar 25, 2007, 07:50 PM #20 of 3609
I don't like how Cena does the STF ahem U. It looks retarded. It's kind of equivalent to how The Rock did his sharpshooter. He looked like he was taking a crap. I'm tired of the WWE putting over Cena like he's unstoppable and that victory over Benoit was lame. Benoit himself should be in the World Championship hunt, not mid-card jumble. He doesn't need the U.S title. He's already won enough mid-card titles.

Anyway, Bobby Lashley is pretty solid even if he's not that over. I like his Championship background. Currently in ECW, he's the closest thing to old-school Taz, which is another reason why I like him.

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Old Nov 14, 2007, 01:02 AM #21 of 3609
I see a predictability pattern with HBK as I do with the whole 'guy who wins the match before PPV title match is most likely the one to lose' booking. Unfortunately, for HBK, there's always the tension, but never the surprising results. It's like whenever someone is newly crowned as the World/WWE Champion, HBK is always there as #1 contender at a bad spot (usually the first challenger to the title of the new Champion). I don't see HBK winning the World title anytime soon or ever again. I think this time, Randy Orton will have a legitimate title run.

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Old Nov 18, 2007, 11:20 PM #22 of 3609
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Apparently, the new on-going trend in WWE seems to now be "Every Champion retains at the PPV." HBK lost, which is no surprise to me. The others all successfully defended their titles.


I too cannot wait for Y2J to return to the WWE. His charisma is missed.

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Old Nov 19, 2007, 11:18 AM #23 of 3609
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Why was the ECW title match the FIRST match on the card? Okay guys, yes, it is the 'weaker' title, but you all don't need to put the match at the BOTTOM of the card to remind us. SURELY a WORLD title match for one of your brands with an angle built up for weeks can be placed higher on the card than the TAG TEAM MATCH that was thrown together days earlier... Oh, and I am expecting some sort of Smackdown! star to beat Punk soon as no one is left in ECW. If Matt Hardy beats MVP for the US title, then expect MVP to beat Punk.
That's true to a certain extent, but I honestly believe that the WWE's ECW title is the worst title in the WWE. It lost all its credibility (or lack thereof) when McMahon held it. So, if MVP supposedly wins the ECW title, it would actually be a step-down for him since the US title is THAT much better. Punk was able to redeem a bit of its edge, but making the title switch hands too often results to poor value.

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Old Nov 19, 2007, 08:15 PM #24 of 3609
Even the WWE title has lost a lot of value.
Do you really think so? Wait, do you mean the WWE title on RAW? If so, I don't think it has lost any value at all. In fact, I think it has attained a lot of value instead. Guys like JBL and Cena made the title seem almost impossible to win. That in my mind gave the title a lot of credibility.


I'm disappointed with ECW...I never watched it when it died but I did see the ECW's Most Violent Matches DVD and from what I could tell it was all about Hardcore. I saw the barbed wire match between Sabu and Terry Funk and that was some sick shit. I'm currently trying to get IWA Japan King of the Deathmatches, but it is being a pain downloading. In the past few months, I haven't seen anything hardcore related in ECW...it seems like it's just another wrestling show.
Oh man...the ECW right now shouldn't even be called ECW. An ECW without Heyman's vision is just a watered-down insult. If you think that Sabu vs. Terry Funk match for the ECW title was sick, you should see 85% of what else they did. The Dudley Boyz & Mr. Mustafa vs. New Jack, Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten from CyberSlam '99 was SICK. It was one of the most nauseating matches simply due to the fact that there were scissor-peeling-skin moves involved. It also took place inside of a cage, so you're bound to get tons of blood.

Oh yeah, there was also a triple threat match involving Taz (defending FTW Champion) vs. Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Sabu back in the original ECW and these guys went the 30 or 60 minute limit just beating the crap out of each other. There were a lot of sick bumps in this match and Taz even took three stiff chair shots to the skull pit-bull faced, while having Bam Bam locked in a triangle hold. He just kept provoking Sabu to hit him more. It was nuts.

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Can't stress this enough: Kill ECW and change its title into the Hardcore title with the 24/7 rule. Sorry for reusing the idea.
lol. The Hardcore title was entertaining when Crash Holly (R.I.P) was around. Still, at least it'd be better than the joke ECW that they have right now.

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Old Nov 22, 2007, 11:46 AM #25 of 3609
Yeah...

PPV Results - Randy Orton successfully defends the WWE Championship against Chris Jericho.

It's back to mid-card hell again for Jericho after that. Unless, they decide to make it an on-going feud that lasts longer. In that case, Jericho might have a second chance at winning the title.

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