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 Member 177 Level 31.14 Mar 2006 
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Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Eat Food Again.
The country braces itself as we confront a new threat.  "If you were to take the best engineers in the world and try to design the perfect weapon, it would be a hot dog," says local homeless guy Gary Smith. The threat is everywhere, in every town. Hot dogs are a widely popular food, sold in most stores all over the country. Americans are seized in panic, afraid to leave their homes, unsure of even what to do. Government officials equally baffled and are open to any ideas. "No parents can watch all of their kids 100% of the time," Smith says. "The best way to protect families is to design hot dogs out of existence." Though Smith says he doesn't know exactly how someone would redesign a hot dog to not be such a murderous asshole, he's certain that some savvy inventor will find a way. This is where we come in, Gamin'force. We've all got big brains. I'm sure if we combine our efforts, we can find a way to rid the world of dangerous hot dogs forever. What do you say? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 267 Level 49.52 Mar 2006
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on it
Additional Spam: 'kay, done You're welcome, world. There's nowhere I can't reach. 
Last edited by value tart; Feb 24, 2010 at 01:35 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006
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So I take it you ate every hot dog.
Mo0 is suddenly a new planet orbiting the Earth. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal.  Member 80 Level 56.91 Mar 2006
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Suddenly?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?  |
Member 177 Level 31.14 Mar 2006
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A planet full of hot dogs!
Just imagine it. =0 How ya doing, buddy? |
Member 122 Level 55.02 Mar 2006
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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? It was lunchtime at Wagstaff.
Touching butts had been banned by the evil Headmaster Frond. Suddenly, Tina Belcher appeared in the doorway. She knew what she had to do. She touched Jimmy Jr's butt and changed the world. |
Member 14 Level 54.72 Feb 2006
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 If the mo0n was a hot dog, Norm, wouldja eat it? I know I would! FELIPE NO  |
Member 31527 Level 14.90 Aug 2008
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Let's just give them all to Radez... he can abruptly proposition them at an inappropriate moment and then deep throat them all in a public restroom.
(I wish I was a hot dog.) What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Member 175 Level 58.82 Mar 2006
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Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Sacrilege.
 How ya doing, buddy?  |
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