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You Will Survive Doomsday
A guide to the post-nuclear apocalypse, and how one should expect to survive.
You've survived Doomsday. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Excellent find!
I am very curious about nuclear holocaust and this something that I will read when I get a chance. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
You should be more concerned with surviving the post-oil peak era. Nuclear war will just be the end effect of resource wars.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. <Mercarios> I voted for hut hut, because it's a superior track, but you gotta draw a line between having fun and going too far
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"The Omega Man" comes to mind here, obviously. I think I saw an actual book with stuff like this, but still a good find.
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That guide's fine for surviving your average nuclear holocaust, but not doomsday. When I decide to end this world, it won't be a half-assed job. That's why it's called doomsday. Because everyone will be dead. Hell, the way I intend things to be, every single constituent atom now part of the earth will be given enough kinetic energy as to never ever meet another atom once part of the earth again.
Don't even think about trying to survive that. Most amazing jew boots |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
People talk about some sort of nuclear armageddon like they want to happen. Oh well. Exciting times we live in. I'd rather be dead then brain dead living as a vegetable.
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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? Nothing wrong with not being strong
Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of |
CAPITALISM! BUY BUY BUY! WAR ON TERROR!
It's like, you know man? We don't control our lives, I mean like, you know what I'm saying? It's all freaking Bush, and Haliburton, and fucking, and fucking Chuckie fucking Cheese you know what I'm saying? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
But investigative reports seem to indicate that they call themselves "Ghouls" and that they're capable of speech and reason. We can't just kill them all.
Set's a dick, though. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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So it's interesting that the duck and cover movies had some element of truth to them.
Thought-provoking read, Brady. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
A nuclear war will never happen. The world economy is tied too close to each other (ie. China and the US) for it to make sense to attack each other with Nuclear weapons. Let's say China were to attack the US with a nuclear weapon. In 24-48 hours, China's economy would come to a halt. Something similar would happen to Russia, although to a lesser degree, but would still completely cripple their economy. The author of the article talks about "doomsday" due to errors in the computers that control the nuclear weapons. That is even less likely to happen due to a lot of redundant precautions that are in place. I'm no expert on this subject, but you don't need to be to realize that nuclear war has no chance of happening.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
http://www.survivingpeakoil.com/arti...soviet_lessons
Here's an interesting article from Dmitry Oriov who lived in the Soviet Union prior to its collapse and saw its economic regrowth. He makes some interesting comparisons between the US and SU in the article and what could possibly happen to the US when its economy collapses. Relatable to the surviving doomsday as we will survive an economic crash, and a nuclear war might come before or after it. Most amazing jew boots |
Seriously, what. Economy? There have been many economically devastating wars in the past.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_...ovich_Arkhipov http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_W...al_close_calls Oh, but hey, we have ADVANCED computers now, right? They pretty much make error in human judgement a non-issue, and the good people of Happytown can sleep tight. =) FELIPE NO Nothing wrong with not being strong
Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of |
Igonorance is bliss. Don't ruin it for him. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Incidentally, this seems a little outdated. And I love how the potassium iodide pill mentioned in here only blocks from one particular kind of radiation. (Or was it exclusively thought of for those poor people in Utah?)
Pang and I are sitting here reading the entire thing. I find it really interesting, but I think the realities of this are pretty. Uh. Null and void. No one is going to attempt this kind of war anytime soon. Hopefully. Sure, its good to know, but there's a lot of shit I've already read previously in this. Also, wouldn't giving a baby honey cause anaphylactic shock? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I don't think the man is suggesting that one feed children honey, seeing as how he explicitly mentioned that grains and honey meet all of the adult nutrition requirements, and how one should keep powdered milk on hand to lower the spectre of infant mortality rates.
Is a nuclear war likely? Of course not. Then again, the possibility for their occurrence isn't entirely out of the question. One requires only the will to push the button, and then the bombs start flying. (Chinese proximity to Russia, for instance, will practically guarantee that the Ruskies will be dropping their bombs on the Amerikanskis) This is good information to know, however, even in the case of a terrorist nuclear strike. I had the suspicion that the radiational effect of fallout depended on how dense a concentration there was of it, and this thing confirmed that for me. Also, I don't care if you've read some of this before. You're reading it again. :doggy:
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Edit: Meh. I don't feel like arguing. You win =(
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Spike; Apr 23, 2006 at 08:54 PM.
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This list is an oddly comforting one.
And then I read http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm again and realized that the list is probably wrong. How can we stand up to so many doomsdays? We're doomed! One of these days! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Ah that site is awesome! Great find. I love how they tell you of these horrifying experiences, building it up and up and then they just say, "Nah...it won't happen, at least not for a long time."
Probably my favorites on there are the grey goo theory where nanomachines that create nanofactories out of atoms will just gobble up everything in sight, effectively destorying us. The other one is the Matrix like existance theory. We're just a computer program or something to that effect. I've always been curious about that, and even had moments where I just let my brain go and try to concieve something like that, only to bring myself to the actual world and fixate on reality. Some of the descriptions I'm sure religious people would attribute to some sort of god. Still an interesting site and I enjoy looking through it. Most amazing jew boots |
The better question is, should we actually come to nuclear holocaust, do we really want the human race to survive on past the war? If the nukes start falling, I think we've officially squandered our position as dominant lifeform. Better to just pack it in and let the bears have their run of the place.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
Well considering we have survived many near extintions, the odds are that we would survive, though with severly diminished numbers. However, I doubt that we will learn from our mistakes, especially if any records of our history was destroyed in the process. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |