[Movie] The Twenty Minute Movie: The Way They Really End.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Cameron stays in bed, Ferris goes into the city with his girlfriend. They're held at gunpoint, shes raped in front of his eyes and hes shot in the face. Neither survive.

Rooney is eaten by the family dog.

Predator

Billy eats the Predator

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The Proposition
Charlie and Mike Burns are killed in the assault on their hideout before Captain Stanley can make any sort of deal. Arthur gets word of the death of his brothers and razes the town as revenge. Martha Stanley's rape goes uninterrupted.

District B13
Leito miscalculates a jump during his daring escape from K2's goons and falls to his death. Taha's reign over District B13 goes uncontested and he launches the bomb back into France, killing thousands.

Apocalypto
Jaguar Paw is pulled off the cliff with his dead bretheren before even making it to the city. His wife and son drown in the cave in which he left them during the raid.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Inland Empire

Laura Dern's character doesn't take the role in the movie.

OR

Girl Watching TV makes up her mind about how she wants to live BEFORE we see the rabbits.

How ya doing, buddy?

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill and Ted successfully transport history's greatest figures into 20th century San Dimas, and pass their history report with flying colors. All this activity causes Ted to forget he is also failing math. His father ships him off to military school and Wyld Stalyns never get to rock out with Death.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Charlie is forcibly ejected from the factory for pestering Mr. Wonka and spirals into a self-destructive depression that forces him to ultimately take his own life three years later. Grampa Joe is indicted on one count of industrial tampering and one count of conspiracy to defraud. He dies three weeks before his parole hearing.

Alternate alternate ending:

The Everlasting Gobstoppers are secretly laced with cyanide. All the children die but Charlie. Mister Wonka is arrested and chocolate factory is closed down by the state. Charlie is screwed out of his award and dies as penniless as the day he was born.

Apocalypse Now

The apocalypse is later.

I was speaking idiomatically.

New Friday the 13th

Jason's mom dodges the machete, and sticks it to the main protagonist in the first movie.

No more sequels

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