[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by dagget

The MitB match, even though from the looks only to be a Triple Threat ladder match, will have RVD in it. RVD + ladder matches = GOLD.

Actually I think there is going to be 3 more matches for it...a triple threat ladder match would be pretty boring.

And how about Jarret for finally dropping the title. It's interesting to see how Christian jumps from WWE to TNA and gets what he finally deserves.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Son of Wiseness

Everyone wants to see HHH with the title, and I agree. Hopefully HHH retires Cena at Wrestlemania.

I would much prefer to see Angle with the WWE championship than the World Heavyweight championship.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Actually, Joey Styles was told to "tone" down his style since, If I remember correctly (since I never really got to watch ECW) he was mostly doing the stuff. But you have Lawler and Coach bickering and blah blah blahing so you haven't gotten to hear the OH MY GOD all the time. Again, its WWE's fuckup.

And how about Mark Henry's 400 lb wuss splash. It would have been better if he picked Taker up and threw him into the table or something.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually it was pretty easy to predict when edge would use it and I heard rumors that Burchill..isn't Burchill..>< He's like working at OVW while someone else plays him. Only way to know I guess is the Fujiwa Armbar and his C-4 move.


I also managed to find limewire pics of candice michelle and I gotta say..whoever did her work failed...as far as breasts go.

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This will surprise a whole lot of none of you but...

Spoiler:

Marty Janetty's severed ties are a shoot

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

I'm not familiar with that terminology. Could you explain?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot_%...l_wrestling%29

Or in other Words, 100% real... and dumb for the reason they did it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey look, Norman Smiley was on TNA.

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Marty Janetty refueses to kiss vinces ass, vince gets pissed, HHH doesn't want Janetty put over Janetty gets fired...forever.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

In My Opinion, HHH is a fucking joke. Don't get me wrong, hes incredible in the ring but once he gets the title back, RAW is going to turn into the traditional 30 minute HHH bitch fest of how he is now the 10 time champion and crap like that. There are so many who should be given a chance for some kind of title, then again we could see RVD win the money in the bank and use the contract right then and there. Never know will ya.

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Well, if the WWE was smart, they would make it so that Cena beats the unholy hell out of HHH and HHH does the same so its basically one of those non-climatic endings and then RVD, who should win the MitB match takes the title away.

Also, we all know how short the Triple Threat match will be between Rey Rey, Orton and

Spoiler:

Angle

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I just thinks its crap. The whole Kiss My Ass club was funny..but now its not.


I just wanna see Smackdown cause Burchill is pretty damn entertaining now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

I think im going to faint ...I mean WWE is actually making a very talented wrestler (Burchill) into someone entertaining? Usuaully they take a guy with little or no talent (Mark Henry, Boogeyman, Heidenreich) and give them tv time with something entertaining. Go WWE.

Actually, if they did it right they could turn Burchill into a really good entertainer/wrestler (since it is like 75% entertainment) by having him still be like a brutal powerhouse in the ring but entertaining backstage. Not to compare but like Austin was in his "Mr. McMahon wants the real stone cold to lead team WWF" during the Invasion Era.

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Or we see Show interfere because of the grudge still with HHH and then we see HHH interfere in the Cena, Show match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

No, Smackdown! will be having 3 people compete in it. Basically think of 3 midcard-top stars who don't have a match already....only one coming to mind right now is Matt Hardy...probably Lashley...and who knows about the third. Finley maybe (hopefully not)

Actually, for Wrestlemania im seeing a No Holds Barred match between Lashley and Finlay.

How ya doing, buddy?

If they build it up, they could make it a really good match because so far, Lashley is the "Soft Spoken, Hard Hitting" machine or something and Finlay is just the Irishman that loves to fight.

I wish the hardcore title was still around because I loved the 30 minute nonstop Hardcore battle royal or however long it was. That was where Mighty Molly became hardcore champion...at least I remember she won it from the Hurricane.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by rockthepartay

It's pretty obvious that the MITB match will either be won by RVD or Flair. Shelton doesn't have the star power to have a title shot, the WWE just doesn't recognize the ability Lashley has, Booker T has lost enough title matches already, and nobody cares about Matt Hardy. Essentially, Smackdown doesn't have a chance.

I wan't Flair to win, but my money is on RVD. He is due for a title shot, and the WWE has been pushing him tremendously lately.

Nooo...the reason Lashley isn't being pushed like crazy is because they don't want to pull another Brock Lesnar.

Spoiler:

Congratulations to Candice Michelle for using the Stroke

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

Yeah I loved the hardcore title, that match was great..Wrestlemania X8. I remember Molly winning it from Helms and then Christian opening a door and hitting Molly in the fact FTW!

Lashley is reminding me of Brock Lesnar...although Lashley doesnt strike me as the type of guy to hook up with an over aged diva, have a terrible match with Goldberg, Quit the WWE, and go to court with WWE over stupid shit. I never expected him to get anywhere when I frst saw him....Im like wow...he made Simon Dean eat a bunch of cheeseburgers...he wont ever be huge!

What I meant by another Brock Lesnar is pushing him to the top in like...4 months. They're actually giving Lashley more character and making dean eat the burgers was funny. When I first saw Lashley, I was pretty much holy shit...But I wouldn't mind seeing him with some kind of title on him.


RIP Michael Lockwood/Mad Mikey/Crash Holly

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iGHLAWPIB_A

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Lets make some Guesses!!!

Matt Hardy, Tatanka, and hell..why not...Paul Burchill

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I don't know why but It wouldn't make sense to have Finlay and Lashley end their dispute all of a sudden. If anything, if Lashley and Finlay wer put into seperate matches, Finlay would screw Lashley and Lashley would retaliate.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Its actually one of the saddest stories since he was one of my favorites to watch.

Originally Posted by Wikipedia since It has most of the details

On November 6, 2003, Mike Lockwood's life came to an end after he apparently choked on his own vomit while unconscious in his friend Steven Richards' home in Navarre, Florida following a party. Toxicology tests released in February 2004 showed that he had overdosed on painkillers and alcohol. Lockwood was 32 years old. He was reportedly extremely depressed during the week leading up to his death; according to some reports, his estranged wife had just served him with divorce papers.

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Road Dawg (Left WWE/F in 2001)-- Moved to TNA after being fired and forced to break up with K-Kwik (The Truth) and named BG James (Brian Gerald James) and now in TNA's Tag Team Divison

Billy Gunn (Left WWE/F in 2004/5)-- Jumped ship to TNA first named The Outlaw, then changed his name to Kip James after fueding with the 3LK where Conann Jumped to the Latin American Exchange (LAX)

X-Pac (Left WWE/F in 2002)-- Went to TNA under his real name and WCW Name, Syxx Pac - Sean Waltman and was Ravens mystery opponent where Zabysko wanted Raven Fired.

((Real Reason for Ravens "Firing" because hes having Thyroid problems from his previous drug abuse))

And Joanie Laurer is going to be appearing in some kind of movie coming up. Like..Illegal Aliens or something.

And HHH is hogging screen time to show off his unusually large nose.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It might be another mercury drive song, 30 seconds is a bit hard to tell but I think they should have made Burchills song darker.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

To be honest, I'm prefering TNA way over WWE since WWE is extremely predictable. And TNA is on at 11PM on spike TV and I believe moving to 9pm or 8pm on Thursdays sometime soon.

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TNA high risk moves -- Hindu Splash (450 Corkscrew -- Dutt) Spiral Tap (Some 360 Senton or something by Styles) Canadian Destroyer (Sunset Flip Piledriver -- Williams)

WWE high risk moves -- C4 (Backflip Exploder - Burchill)...thats about it...

Now if you want to talk about something new, Watch TNA this sunday night. They're going to put Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles and Samoa Joe in the Ultimate X match. Basically they're putting say, 2 people who are about the weight of Brian Kendrick and they're putting them in the ring with someone who weighs around 280. And they're going to be in a match where the title is above them suspeneded on two cables crossed like an X 17 feet in the air. Its like an Extreme Laddermatch without the ladder.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

They do Barbed wire stuff here but you'll never see WWE do anything extreme like the TNA Barbed Wire Massacre or the Barbed Wire Massacre they had at Hardcore Homecoming with Sabu, Shane Douglas and Terry Funk.

WWE's main reason is because they have to perform like every day.

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