[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

AJ Styles could outwrestle both of them with his feet and hands tied together, yet alot of people barely know who he is.

Speaking of AJ Styles has anyone else noticed that since AJ Styles has come to the WWE he has been a boring announcer? I remember back when he was announcing for ECW and he kept you on the edge of your seat with the stuff he would say like ENNZZZZZZZ EEEE GEEEEEEDEEEEEE.

However I can't blame him for not being that exciting. Hell WWE lost it's excitement years ago.

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Shit I meant Joey Styles. Oh well.

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Originally Posted by Knighthawk

So did Randy Orton get new theme music? I havent watched smackdown! in a while but just happened to catch his new entrence video on WWE.com. If so, anyone know what the songs called?

Yeah he got a new theme song. Apparantly the band Mercy Drive that did his last song wanted to put that song on their new album and WWE didn't allow them as long as Randy Orton had it as his theme. So they just pulled the song off all together.

The new song is by Killswitch Engage but I dont know what its called. I liked his last song much better.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah apparently Son of Wiseass dosent know how to use spoiler tags.

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I think they should have SNME during a better month. It sucks to have it in March because it's so close to Wrestlemania that you already know that absolutely no titles will change hands.

That's just my two cents.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Wrestlemania as well as March Maddness

Yeah good point. Never thought of that one.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

They need to get rid of this Spirit Squad gay shit I am really getting annoyed by it.

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Spoiler:

So I heard that Shawn Michaels did some DX Chops at the Mcmahons. Can anyone confirm this? Maybe DX is coming back. That would be sweet.

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Originally Posted by dagget

lol Tomko:

Tyson Tomko has quit WWE.

According to those close to the situation, Tomko had been told by WWE creative that he and Gene Snitsky were going to be put together as a tag team after WrestleMania 22.

At RAW last night, Tomko was not used while Snitsky teamed with Goldust. The pair is going to be teamed in the future as a 'freaks' tag team.

Tomko immediately approached WWE management and asked why he wasn't going to be pushed. He requested his release from the company and it has been granted this morning.

WWE.com will likely make a statement shortly.

lol indeed. Could you imagine that discussion.

Tomko: "Why arent you pushing me?"
WWE: "because you suck."
Tomko: "Oh, I quit"
WWE: "::No one cares::"
Tomko: "lol"

Actually he probably didnt say lol at the end but he could have.

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I am thinking that Kurt Angle and Mark Henry are going to be in the last Bracket because that was an unfinished story line.

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Speaking about Triple H. Did anyone other than me notice that on monday night Raw this week they played Triple Hs new "King of Kings" theme and then later in the main event they played his old "The Game" theme.

What the fuck was up with that?

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Originally Posted by Slash

Umm...they did that last week too....I kinda pointed that out

Well do you have an answer then?

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Good point.

Honestly I dont even know why they play both themes. They both suck. I miss Triple Hs old theme. The one before "The Game" and after the DX era.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

Wooo...go The Great Kahli..."BORRGAHH BOOLAHHH ARRHGGUUUHAAA BOOOGGAAAA!!!!"

Haha. Yeah that was hilarious.

Kahli looks familiar is it possible that he is one of the oddities from back in the day?

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Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Do you think DX is coming back? Anyone who watched RAW knows why I ask this surely.

God I hope so.

Spoiler:

With that McMahonism that has members Shelton Benjamin and Umaga with his manager, I dont see why not. However who would DX be now? HBK, RVD, and Charlie Haas? That would be a bit strange

FELIPE NO

That dosent mean that they cant make DX with other members. But like I said I really dont know who they would pick to make a new DX.

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Originally Posted by Slash

WWE isn't that stupid to make a new DX...the attitude era is dead and passed

In my opinion, I think it would help their ratings. I dont see why it would be stupid if it could help their ratings.

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Originally Posted by Slash

BECAUSE BG IS FED UP WITH HHH AND I HIGHLY DOUBT KIP JAMES WILL RETURN AS WELL

THEY DONT NEED BG AND KIP JAMES TO CREATE DX. JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CAPS?

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah seriously Slash get your head out of your ass. Everyone knew that DX was going to come back soon it was only a matter of time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I see that Orlando Jordan got released from WWE. However I bet about 4 people on Earth actually care.

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Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Masters suspended? Dammit! Guess I won't be seeing the
2nd best ring entrance in Raw for a while.

2nd best ring entrance? What do you like men or something?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just asking. Since Masters entrance is him showing off his physic, I thought that only gay men would like it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Why do people think the DX come back is a bad idea? Don't people realize that WWE as of late has been lame as all fuck.

They need something more exciting. Something to bring back the energy it used to have and I think DX is perfect for that.

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Haha. Wow Lillian got owned.

I missed Raw tonight and it was in my home town of Pittsburgh. I hate it when that happens.

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Hey thanks for the spoiler asshole.

Jam it back in, in the dark.