[Wii] "We ruined Rush, now it's time for Cruis'n!"

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

But but, the Cruis'n games are supposed to be about blurry 2D girls in bikinis starting you off on an adventure around the open highways of America and other non-American highways (like the Great Wall of China), crashing into semi-trailers that furiously spin round in circles while rocking out to the banjo jumble mess music! Not 'fully sick'ing up your glow in the dark shit boxes! No! Here we discuss all of the above (especially blurry 2D girls but ESPECIALLY semi-trailers). Next year Midway will bring back the Hydro Thunder name and it'll be a first person shooter with aliens that powerslide around corners. That'll cause a Hydro Thunder in my pants for sure.

OH, tragic memories of playing this game came back to haunt the pants out of my... er... Oh crap, I used the noun already!

Cruis'n was DA BOMB back then but now that I'm older (none the wiser) it sucks more than an echidna on an ant infested, bikini-clad lady (AHEM).

It'll be interesting to see if they can make a bad racer into something relevant or significant. Here's hoping they keep the arcade style of gameplay as too many modern racing games seem to want to "keep it real(istic)". I wanna race on that rabbit-busting monument that is THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!

Oh, and Hydro Thunder (MISS BEHAAAAVE!)

Jam it back in, in the dark.