[Wii] Mario Kart Wii - EU/AU get it first! WE HAVE NO GENITALS.

I'm probably not gonna use him. I was just testing to see if his voice was just as insane as DK's.

It's somewhere along the lines, but definitely not as funny as DK.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't know, Funky Kong sounds even more hilarious than DK when taking a beating. But that's just me!

Originally Posted by Sacred X

I'm probably going to end up getting this game on the weekend.

Also, do you people tend to use the Wii Wheel more or the Gamecube Controller?

Compared to the Wii Wheel I find the NGC controller easier to use. Especially for the insane GP modes (150cc and up anyway.) The tricks are harder to do but it's not impossible to adapt to it so you're not totally gimped. Rather you can't earn the "golden wheel" icon for online play as long as you keep using the controller, lawl.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

So has anyone unlocked everyone yet?

All I got are the Mii, Rosalina, and Dry Bones.

I'm sure I'm missing at least 4 characters, tons of Bikes/Karts and mirror mode itself. I suppose that will be unlocked once I earn gold in 150cc Star Cup.
Oh yeah. I'm surprised Toadette is in Mario Kart again. I thought I would never hear her mad cackling voice ever again

Also, when are you guys on? This weekend? We need to get some races and battles going :U

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Kairyu

Oh yeah. I'm surprised Toadette is in Mario Kart again. I thought I would never hear her mad cackling voice ever again

Speaking of the Toad groups and voices, does anyone agree with me that Toad has some sort of smoker's voice now?

He sounded so cheerful back in Mario Kart 64.

FELIPE NO

10 years can do that to video game characters.
I haven't used Toad often enough to notice. But if that's true I wonder if that is a good thing. I mean, he was damn loud and cheerfully annoying back in Mario Kart 64.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

I target Funky Kong players for lol, that'll teach him to make a plane out of a barrel. >=(

Yeah, I enjoy nothing more than cutting Funky Kongs and Dry Bowsers down to size. It's great fun absolutely demolishing them then watching them drop out the next match.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aight motherfuckers, sound off. Kart racing tonight, 7-8 PM EST. Who is down.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Friends are gone for the weekend... So 70% chance I'll be on.

I really wanna face someone from here online anyway.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'll most likely be available so sure, count me in!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

If I'm home. I was planning on going out to dinner or something, seeing as it's Friday, and I usually don't get home until 7:30-8pm if I do that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

4 to 5 hours from now? That's a bit early for me but I'll try to make it.

So did any of you try out the tournament track? I was halfway expecting more online player interaction. Not a modified GP time trail!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bleh, reading this thread really makes me want to buy this game asap. Darn me working tomorrow for 5.5 hours during the evening/night. I guess I'll use this as a chance to ask some noob questions.

Do characters still have those special items? Such as DK having a large banana or Peach having those hearts? Please say yes. >_<;;

FELIPE NO

I've added everyone on the list, so please add me back if you haven't (0645-6227-6107).

Also, did Nintendo edit online play? I played 10 matches and not a single blue shell hit me, allowing me to come in first every single time (1000 points holla).

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Do characters still have those special items? Such as DK having a large banana or Peach having those hearts? Please say yes. >_<;;

Yes, they don't

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ahahaha, I FELL ASLEEP. Anyways, I'm in a lobby now. MrMonkeyMan is on. Join up!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Tails

Aight motherfuckers, sound off. Kart racing tonight, 7-8 PM EST. Who is down.

Same time tomorrow night is rad, working on some more SP before I get online.

(Also I'll add friend codes at that time)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, I totally missed racing tonight. I was out.

I'll be on in the next 10-20 minutes, if anyone wants to race then, I'm game.

Most amazing jew boots

Same here, I just got home not more than 20 minutes ago ._.

I'll be online in a bit!

edit:
In 10 minutes, that is.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Seems like people can't register for the wiki anymore. Can someone do me a solid and add my code to it? My code is 4382-2374-3981, and my mii's name is Max Biggs. I was just playing with my friends twenty minutes ago fine, but I can't seem to connect now, so I'll have to wait on playing you guys. =/

I was speaking idiomatically.

If you guys are still on I'll join.

And I'll add you Max Biggs, both wiki and game.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Gah. Kai, have I ever mentioned I hate Rainbow Road? Not that I can't race on it or anything, rather, it's a bitch to stay on in this one. >_<

THE RANDOMIZER FUCKING HATES ME.

FELIPE NO

Okay, so now we know if there's three people in a room and the host choose to play battle, one person is going to get screwed aka no CPU. lol x_x

Geez Kairyu, either you're really good or I'm just terrible tonight. I guess I cannot sit at the computer while playing at the same time. lol

Anyway we should all REALLY set up a time so we can have more than 3-5 player online. The game isn't fun without MOAR people throwing items at each other.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah. Ever heard of that line, anything that could go wrong can and will go wrong? Totally me tonight.

Hit boxes, walls, fell off the stage. I DON'T NORMALLY DO THAT KIND OF THING.

I need to unlock more characters also. ;_;

Anyone up for a Mario Kart Grand Prix some time in the future?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Gah. Kai, have I ever mentioned I hate Rainbow Road? Not that I can't race on it or anything, rather, it's a bitch to stay on in this one. >_<

THE RANDOMIZER FUCKING HATES ME.

Oops XD
Frankly, I love Rainbow Road. It's one of the few courses where items can't touch me. Not even the CPUs can touch me!

Originally Posted by BigCN401

Okay, so now we know if there's three people in a room and the host choose to play battle, one person is going to get screwed aka no CPU. lol x_x

Geez Kairyu, either you're really good or I'm just terrible tonight. I guess I cannot sit at the computer while playing at the same time. lol

Anyway we should all REALLY set up a time so we can have more than 3-5 player online. The game isn't fun without MOAR people throwing items at each other.

Yeah I didn't know about the team battle setup for balloon battles. That was my first crack at it =p. Next time you host!

I dunno, I've been told I'm pretty insane at Mario Kart games so I'd say we're all damn good. Hell, you guys totally floored me on the last stretch of races! I just have a way of not getting item whored .

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Chaotic

Anyone up for a Mario Kart Grand Prix some time in the future?

Is it even possible to host a GP? That'd be so much more fun than playing random tracks.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Grawl

Is it even possible to host a GP? That'd be so much more fun than playing random tracks.

Not during regular WFC matches.
Against friends? The best we can do is have everyone agree to pick the tracks in order. I wouldn't mind doing that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So I've been told that if you have a friend facing randoms, either regional or worldwide, you can join them via your friend and race with a bunch of people. Can anyone confirm this? That'd be pretty cool, because while I like racing with friends, it's usually just three or four of us. To potentially have a group of friends (four or so) to join an even larger group would certainly make things more fun.

I was speaking idiomatically.