[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Oh man...maybe its just because I play WoW alot but I found this to be funny...

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Even with a full Molten Core set of Epics, HHH couldn't get the job done. But like I said in the beginning, this was a great show and definitely beyond everyones expectations. Now if only these crap champs would just drop their titles!

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Originally Posted by Knighthawk

A 40 man raid couldn't take Triple H down. We got him to 1% then he used his Legendary weapon [Sledgehammer of Jobbing] and wiped everyone. I heard it can be done, but that looks like a mighty fine cloak. Oh well.

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I find it strange though that there was NO MNM at WM22.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I dont find it odd, WWE would rather promote its two playboy diva's in a stupid pillowfight...then allow the only good tag team a chance to wrestle at wrestlemania. I seriously wonder how much that must suck to be a title holder in WWE and not be involved in a match at wrestlemania.

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Or to be one, and get screwed.

Big Show and Kane against Chris Masters and Carlito. Masters and Carlito would have been much better off in the MITB match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah...take out finley and flair...add at least Carlito. I dont think too much of Masters or his ring work. I think Carlito would be better suited in a ladder match of sort. Carlitos got a pretty decent fan base...he had a decent sized of a pop when he came out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

does anyone have a audio rip of that "Lets Go Cena, Fuck you Cena" Cheer? i need that as a ringtone XD.

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Yeah, the fans are really not behind Cena anymore, hopefully this will be his heel turn. :\

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It's about time people saw him for the ignorant, posing wigger he is.

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He was better off the way he was before. Cena a champion? no.. maybe starting off with the IC,US belt would've been better for him. His wigger gimmick needs to die now.I think I also noticed that Triple H wanted to lose his popularity by flipping the crowd (notice when cena was thrown out of the ring and the camera only focused on him then showing Triple H's arms go down) but that wont help Cena at all. IRL, i bet Hunter is pretty pissed that he couldn't make Cena the face. I guess that makes Angle and HHH a failure =/.

The whole Wrestlemania wasn't so "BIG TIME" like they said it would be . Other than that, The best matches were

Money in the Bank match
Mickey James match
Triple Threat match (so so but it shitted on Cena and Triple H fight)
HHH and Cena. match

Undertaker is now 14-0. Guess he wont retire after all =/.

EDIT : I hope to god that RVD uses the Money Wisely. They should make a story for him..Gaining all the singles Titles and pair up with someone to have the tag titles XD.

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From what I gather, and these are just rumors. They're going to have RVD cash in the title shot at ECW One Night Stand II and have him win the title. Hence the long awaited ECW Invasion will finally begin.

Now of course, this has been rumored for... god knows how long now and we haven't seen it yet. No clue as to how this time would be any different.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That would be alright, but will Paul Heyman even bother to go through that kind of shit again? It shouldn't be that bad either now that Eric Bischoff left.

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Hopefully they don't make RVD a transitional Champion....

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I'd rather have him be on his ego gimmick like ECW. WWE would be alot better if Bill Alfonso was around XD. Like if RVD gets in a match and the ref is being distracted, Bill comes and throws the chair at rvd's opponent and then we have the Van daminator .

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Yea you were champion, but dammit I took a 20 minute nap and missed the whole thing

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Triple H was pretty damn funny tonight. Honestly I think he is one of my favorite guys on RAW.

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I dont want to see Edge/HHH/Cena in a triple threat match at Backlash though

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Rikishi or Jamal? Looks sorta like a thinner Rikishi... and he was a former Headshrinker...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Triple H is starting to become my favorite again. I dont even feel bad for Cena. As for Edge, he needs to just go away.

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I think Triple H realized back around Wrestlemania 21 that people were sick of him as champion. People booed him just..to boo. I mean he could of given them free money...they would still boo. He did the smart thing by helping put Batista even more over by letting him beat him in another match and a HITC. Taking a break for a while was also a smart thing...

Im surprised that when he came back he didnt go for Cena then, but it makes sense. I dont see Hunter as a face anytime soon...but even in heel mode hes pretty damn funny with his promos. Yeah sure some are boring, but hes got a way with improving that makes him shine. Plus hes good in the ring...not just at showing off how good he is...but selling so good and workign with his opponent to make him look just as good...remember his matches with Batista? They were actually good. Batista lookedp retty bad against JBL...and you cant just say because JBL sucked...Batista didnt look so great either.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Best part about the audience booing Cena is the WWE is forced to address it. They were pretty good about working with it tonight (both the announcers and the in-ring guys...especially Michaels).

Worst thing is, Cena would make such a good heel, but they won't turn him. Imagine him coming out rapping every night and the pop his opponent would get for attacking him in the middle of it. I'd actually appreciate Cena as a heel, but the hard-working-niceguy-wigger spiel was old the first time I heard it.

Nice to see the announcers working with Chris Masters' knuckleheadedness tonight...Carlito has some serious talent and mike skills and he's wasting them by playing nice with Masters, who'll probably be a mid-card jobber in a few months. Should be a good feud that makes people notice Carlito more.

And RVD as WWE champ= <3

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Is it me or does HHH use new themes twice then forget about them?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I dont know what hes going to do with that new theme. He used it at Mania, then it stopped and went into his usual music. He came out to it last night..and then later on came out to his normal music. WTF.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

guess HHH didn't want to dress up as Conan evertime his king of kings music hit. besides i think the original play the game music was pretty good as it is anyways. Best entrance too~ so better not to kill off a good thing. Still it would be kinda cool though for like every special event they had some kind of new entrance going on for them as they did for wrestlemania, but i dont see that happening lol

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omg....
I can't believe they made Kane and Big Show lose their titles... Those two are one of the main reasons I still watch RAW. I guess they had to give them new adversaries after what happened with Masters and Carlito.

Cena is a loser and needs to lose the title. I've been hoping he would go heel for a long time. Scriptwriters tried to milk Cena's fame a bit more with his help Shawn Michaels stunt but really he's getting old...

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Originally Posted by Para

omg....
I can't believe they made Kane and Big Show lose their titles... Those two are one of the main reasons I still watch RAW. I guess they had to give them new adversaries after what happened with Masters and Carlito.

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Hopefully they finally feud against each other. I'm pretty sure we all knew this would happen the day they teamed up.

I'm personally enjoying this whole Edge/HHH/Cena angle they're going for. Edge and HHH are far more interesting on the mic than Cena, and the beginning promo was by far the best segment of the whole Raw last night.

I hope Edge is in the Main Event at Backlash, or that he feuds with HHH in some way, the two seem to have good chemistry going against each other.

Jam it back in, in the dark.