[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Actually, Test and Palumbo are both back. Sadly, Stacy I believe won't be returning when her contract runs up.

And to further prove WWE hates Tag Teams, Rosey was released. The S.H.I.T. has left the building.

and If I remember right, Cena was face throughout 2005 wasn't he?

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Speaking of Sean O'Haire, it's almost five years since WCW was sold off to the WWF (if not already). Remember how he looked prime for a world title reign in WCW? Ouch...good going WWF.

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Sean O'Haire could have been a great champion but WWE was determined to hold back the WCW stars.

O'Haire was really good with his debut promos too and the Devils Advocate factor. I think Piper held him back though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Is it me or does WWE like Mysterio to always be "Good" or "friendly" with the Champion.

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This angle and mysterio is cool but jeez its not proportioned

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

While in MC last night waiting for everyone to recover after a wipe, I turned on Smackdown (comes on 11:30 PM saturday nights because of no UPN station, just an affilliate) and was lucky to see Paul Burchill's entrance. 2 things.

A. Is his entrance music like a bootleg version of Jack Sparrow's theme from Pirates of the Caribbean

B. The crowed erupted when he came out.

Weird.

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Burchill is freaking awesome though because he didn't suffer the gimmick change and death of power thing like what has happened over the years.

Chavo to Kerwin...don't get me started.
WWF Austin to Emo-Austin (although that was show)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Does anyone forsee Boogeyman getting a title shot (at any title for that matter) anytime soon? Just curious.

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Depending on how they use Benoit, I can see him possibly getting a US Title shot

(SharmellBooker T beats Benoit, Boogeyman goes after Booker again)

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Originally Posted by DBCE Slayer

Does anyone forsee Boogeyman getting a title shot (at any title for that matter) anytime soon? Just curious.

I hope not, the guy has no wrestling skills, even for wwe standards. Dont get me wrong, his gimmick is awesome, but the guy needs some time to improve. He should also stop pocketing worms, that looks like a main reason he doesnt display much wrestling ability

Originally Posted by Slash

WWE Mistakes

--Cutting down the Tag Team Divison
--Never bringing back Hardcore title
--Not letting Cena go heel
--Losing Matt Morgan
--Firing Mordecai
--Not letting Sean O'Haire become a bigger star and holding him back (I don't remember alot from 05)
--The tasteless killing off of Paul Bearer
--HHH getting at least a total of 600+ hours of air time.

Good WWE Moves
--ECW One Night Stand
--Not Firing RVD because of his injury
--Allowing Christian to leave so I can watch him be a bigger star on TNA, same with Rhyno

signed, though I dont remember much of mordecai or sean ohaire.
I remember watching RVD come back in the rumble, and holy hell that was a poor performance. The guy couldnt even spring to his feet, he landed flat on his back and quickly did an "RVD" motion to divert attnetion from the botch. Me and my frineds were cracking up, and speaking of the rumble, it was the worst ppv Ive seen. I could down the list, but what really pissed me off is how boogeyman squashed JBL. That wasnt cool, a law of plausibility should be that one of the longest reigning champs shouldnt get his ass kicked in a matter of minutes.
Yeah, Im a big JBL fan, mainly cause he has the best mic skills out of both raw and smackdown.

Anyway, Im just gonna rant; wwe has gone downhill horribly, WW22 is gonna suck, but Im still gonna watch it cause Im not paying for it. Seeing the same wrestlers in the same predictable match sucks. Also, its just really gotten boring, to the point where I drift in and out of sleep during episodes, and that I just mute the tv to blast some metal to make me feel energized.

Also, when I started watching wrestling again a few years ago, I started lifting weights while watching matches cause it really made me feel energized, but now that wwe is boring me, Im not really working out as much, or at least in front of a tv. I try lifting weights to TNA, and even though impact does kick ass, it really doesnt throw in the energy wwe used to. I think its their crowd, since its not that big, it doesnt really make me feel as energized.
Anyone else experience or do that?

excuse my spelling if this reads like a blur, but Im fighting sleep

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Yeah, TNA would be much better if they had bigger crowds. It also sucks that they are staying in the same arena everytime. Also, any TNA PPV looks like Impact!, only the duration of the show is longer. :[

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They need to get rid of this Spirit Squad gay shit I am really getting annoyed by it.

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Spirit Squad rules. I think they are meant to be annoying but just the way they act is so damn funny. Did you catch at the end of their cheer up on the ramp...the guy dancing across in front of them? Awesome, even the announcers couldnt help but laugh at it. I can see somewhere in the future them using the old "swap" trick to win tag matches.

Interestingly enough...Sean O'haire had a try out match last night against Trevor Murdoch. Hopefully they will bring him back..and if they do...they will use him properly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hopefully...or they could screw him over and midcard him again.

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Well, hardly any posts recently and we're two hours away from Wrestlemania.

Are you guys trying to say something? :P

I was speaking idiomatically.

Probably that its going to be a huge let down. Several stars who should be at the top and main-eventing so to speak, aren't. HHH shouldn't really be at the top as opposed to some stars who got shoved into the MITB (RVD to be exact)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So far its pretty good I think. Ive liked all the matches...except the one on right now.

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The Foley/Edge match was freaking sick, I loved it. Flaming tables like wut. I like how WWE aires a backlash commercial with Cena saying "Ill take back whats mine"

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Originally Posted by Knighthawk

So far its pretty good I think. Ive liked all the matches...except the one on right now.

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The Foley/Edge match was freaking sick, I loved it. Flaming tables like wut. I like how WWE aires a backlash commercial with Cena saying "Ill take back whats mine"

Ditto with that match.

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That Foley & Edge match was the sickest match that I've seen in a long time. It was good that they let Foley use the Thumb Tacks. I love that.

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So I heard that Shawn Michaels did some DX Chops at the Mcmahons. Can anyone confirm this? Maybe DX is coming back. That would be sweet.

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I take back what I said...The HBK/Vince match was freaking awesome.

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Shawn pulled out the hugest ladder ive ever seen, put a trash can on vince...put vince on the table..climbed up the ladder..did the dx crotch chop and dropped an elbow on vince. This match WAS the best match of Mania...hands down.

Double Post:
what the fuck...

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the gave triple h a new theme..kind of. Sounds like its based on his King of Kings gimmick...he came up dressed like a barbarian king...with a crown thath ad his logo on the front LOL, I thought wow, how lame...then I saw John Cena's...I cant describe it...you have to see it yourself to understand just how gay it is. god i hope he loses.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

LETS GO CENA!!!

FUCK YOU CENA!!!

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garbage... but oh well..RVD will shine someday XD

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LOL, I liked how when Cena/HHH were exchanging punchines...fans were booing at Cena's and cheering at HHH.

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Im surprised it ended how it did. Nice homage to DX by HBK and HHH though...crotch chops rule. Cena had a ton of heat, probably booed more then anyone else. Surprisingly there was a large Carlito chant at the beginning of the show...in addition to fans cheering heavily for Micky James and booing Trish. Final results: Big show/kane won, Micky won the womens title, boogeyman won...with a nice worm kiss to Sharmell, JBL won, Rey won, HBK won, Taker won, Cena won. I might be missing a match or two.

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Originally Posted by Wojo

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So I heard that Shawn Michaels did some DX Chops at the Mcmahons. Can anyone confirm this? Maybe DX is coming back. That would be sweet.

Yup he did. I saw it. Triple H did it too.

How ya doing, buddy?

Title Match Reactions from people

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-Kane Big Show wins - dun care
- Mickey James wins- Big reaction and a new Dominate Female Mickey James. REJOICE!! ^-^
- JBL wins - no one cares
- Rey Mysterio wins - nothing serious. no one cares.
- John Cena wins - 5 percent of kids cheering for Cena, True Adults that came to see a real fight and more hate on Cena 95 percent.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

Double Post:
what the fuck...

Spoiler:

the gave triple h a new theme..kind of. Sounds like its based on his King of Kings gimmick...he came up dressed like a barbarian king...with a crown thath ad his logo on the front LOL, I thought wow, how lame...then I saw John Cena's...I cant describe it...you have to see it yourself to understand just how gay it is. god i hope he loses.

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Looks like Wrestlemania was decent. If I can find a torrent place I'll take a snag.

Also Triple H has been rumored (heavily) to be the next Conan (Son of Conan or what have you) So.. yeah.

FELIPE NO

Wrestlemania was pretty awesome!

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