Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?

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Lohan the One for WONDER WOMAN?
Thursday March 23 10:45 AM ET


Although no talks have even begun, Lindsay Lohan thinks playing the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature would be "cool."

By Mark Umbach, FilmStew.com

Everybody is wondering which woman will be Wonder Woman. If it were up to starlet Lindsay Lohan, she says she'd take the pilot's seat in the invisible jet in a heartbeat. Buffy the Vampire Slayer vet Joss Whedon is currently developing a feature film based on the comic book superheroine for Warner Bros. Pictures.

While Lohan admits that she's currently looking for roles outside her current milieu of teen a kiddie films, she thinks playing Diana Prince would be too cool. "Wonder Woman would be cool. I'm trying to find roles right now that are different to anything I've done to show my abilities, to show that I have some sort of stretch in me. Because most of the things that I've done so far are aimed at younger girls and are light-hearted," she recently told OK! magazine.

Before focusing on any other film projects, however, Lohan wants to get her album completed. “I’m trying to work on some lyrics for my next album in my free time. It’ll be a little different to the last one – I’m starting recording next month," she said in OK!.

For three seasons Lynda Carter played the Golden Lasso of Truth-wielding, bulletproof cuff-wearing, American flag-donned hero on the CBS television series. One just wonders what Carter would thing of Lohan filling her red, patent leather boots.

heeheehee . . .She wants to play Wonder Woman! BA-HAHAHAHAHA....whew...I love this girl's sense of humor...tee hee...LL as WW...

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Originally Posted by KCJ506

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heeheehee . . .She wants to play Wonder Woman! BA-HAHAHAHAHA....whew...I love this girl's sense of humor...tee hee...LL as WW...

Double Post:
BOO-WAH-HA-HA-HA *snort* HA-HA-HA-HA!!

Lindsay Lohan in any sort of film with potential would pretty much guarantee the iimminent destruction of the world.

I don't care what anyone says, she's a fat, ugly bitch.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Ultima

I don't care what anyone says, she's a fat, ugly bitch.

Dude. She's anorexic.

Wonder Woman had curves. Lindsey Lohan is built like a 12-year-old boy.





Gross.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Even if she had any muscle on her whatsoever, I think I would consider Halle Berry before her ¬.¬

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Eliza Dushku for Wonder Woman

Unless of course, Lindsay Lohan goes back to her Mean Girls body.

I was speaking idiomatically.

This is quite frightening. Even before the anorexia she wouldn't have been tall enough or built enough to pull off the role. Now, the suggestion is even more of a joke, unless she's gotten a heckofa lot better since the last time I saw her on anything. I don't care if it would show her versatility in acting. She's just not suited for the role. Although, off the top of my head, I can't say who is.

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You know who I think would be the perfect Wonder Woman?

Catherine Zeta-Jones.



Rumor has it they're considering Sandra Bullock for the role, which wouldn't be bad, but Catherine Zeta-Jones would be a much better choice, IMO.

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I don't think either Bullock or Zeta-Jones could do the role correctly. Bullock doesn't really look the part and Zeta-Jones would have that accent of hers (which I can't place, but she always has it). There was an article in Wizard a while ago with possible suggestions. I'll see if I can dig that up later.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Lindsey Lohan as wonder woman....

First of all, I can't see her as having the right kind of voice and look to play it.

Second, I can't see her as a person who would draw in the target crowd, especially the fans of the Comic.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wonder Woman has fans? Since when? I figured they could cast Omar Epps for the role...and no one would notice a difference.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Dude. She's anorexic. Lindsey Lohan is built like a 12-year-old boy.

Those pictures are two years old. She's since gotten a nutritionist and has apologized about her horrible weightloss. She has actually said "I miss my breasts"

So do I, Lindsay. So do I.

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Once you go ugly you never go back.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Once you go ugly you never go back.

Explain that concept to your daughter

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fortunately she's always been beautiful. Princess Yellowteeth on the other hand...



*SHUDDER*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I remember reading that Richard Pryor once said in an interview that he wouldn't mind being in a "Superman" movie. So, naturally, Hollywood built an entire Superman movie around him.

This kind of loose talk costs franchises their dignity. I hope no movie bigwigs were listening when Lohan said this, or we might very well see what kind of a Wonderbra Woman she'd make.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Fortunately she's always been beautiful. Princess Yellowteeth on the other hand

As opposed to this?



I mean, you can find a nonflattering picture of any celeb, ever. Remember when people were screaming that Charlize Theron was 'letting herself go' when it was just her filming for the movie "Monster"?



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that picture pre-ugly?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You guys are overlooking the blatantly obvious fact: Lindsay Lohan can't act.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that picture pre-ugly?

Don't get me wrong - I like a girl with some goddamned meat on her. And while she's not up to the looks she had when she was a redhead with some meaty fucking tits and that floozie "I suck cock for the facial" glare - she's certainly gotten better looking.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

You guys are overlooking the blatantly obvious fact: Lindsay Lohan can't act

Neither can Rachel Leigh Cook, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Natalie Portman. Thats not the point though. They're all better actresses and better looking than Tara Reid or Jessica Simpson.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

She's too skinny, and too blonde (now) and I think she does anything BUT embody female strength and womanhood.

Plus she's not tall enough. Wonder Woman's like 5'11" (6'2" in heels) and Lohan's only like 5'5".

Hahahahahahah...

Funniest thing I've read in the last few days. But seriously...no. What's next? Hilary Duff as Supergirl?


Taylor Cole would be nice.

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Shes the best candidate and looks so much like Lynda Carter. It was confirmed that Joss desires a relatively unknown actress too. Shes at the perfect age 22/23 to play Diana in this origins story.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Encephalon

You guys are overlooking the blatantly obvious fact: Lindsay Lohan can't act.

Bravo.
This is my main complaint with Lindsay Lohan playing Wonder Woman as well; she can't act. Plus, is she even old enough for the role?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Snowknight

This is my main complaint with Lindsay Lohan ...she can't act.

As opposed to Ah-nold, Kurt Russell, Keanu Reeves, Quentin Tarantino, Harrison Ford, Leo DiCaprio or Colin Ferrell?

Not everyone can be Ian McKellan, buddy

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Fuck this. I'm still waiting for Catwoman 2.

Linday Lohan's too young to play Wonder Woman anyway. Judi Dench or Sharon Stone fit the role perfectly.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Emmanuel Lewis

Fuck this. I'm still waiting for Catwoman 2.

Linday Lohan's too young to play Wonder Woman anyway. Judi Dench or Sharon Stone fit the role perfectly.

That's what I'm going with. She's just too young to fill the shoes of Wonder Woman. Right now, Lindsay still looks like a kid and probably still is. It's almost as bad as having that stupid Electra Movie produced. WTF is with the girl being some prodigy? (The girl whom Electra tries to save at the end.)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Devo

Yes she's SO looking healthy again Lehah, bitch please she makes me look chunky.

Shes growing into a lil bit of an ugly adult. She looked nice when she was younger.

Jam it back in, in the dark.