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Electric Razors dont leave your legs smooth ;(
Im telling you, if you ladies arent using schick intuition you are fools 8-) Stubbly, hairy fools This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
BM, I'll have to buy that brush the next time I'm at the store since my current one is getting pretty worn out anyway. Edit: Also, while brushing my teeth this morning, I remembered the guy that posted about how he lets the foamy stuff from brushing his teeth sit on there for a minute. That's actually a really good idea since the stuff inside your toothpaste takes at least 45 seconds to have an appreciable absorption by your teeth. That's why whenever your dentist brushes your teeth you have to sit there for a few minutes after he finishes before you're allowed to rinse. I've started a regime of brushing my teeth first, then washing my face, scraping my tongue, and doing everything else before I rinse my mouth out now. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by RacinReaver; Sep 14, 2006 at 10:31 AM.
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If anything, shaving cream is the cause of all your shaving woes. And you can't expect to be able to shave without shaving cream right away after so many years of mistreating your face. You have to give it time to become strong and manly again. Just do it right out of the shower, leave hot water on the tap to keep the blades warm, maybe use some baby oil, and you're set. I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by Will; Sep 14, 2006 at 12:59 PM.
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Blackheads - Make a mixture of Baking soda and water until it's almost like a paste, and scrub onto the area. I've never actually tried this, but I've heard it works
Dry skin - Make an egg white mask. Just as it says. Seperate egg whites from yolk, apply to face, let dry up, rinse off. A less disgusting mask... you can mix Oatmeal (plain oatmeal) and honey, apply to face, let sit for 15-20 minutes, rinse. Lifeless hair - Add luster to your hair with old beer. It could be new beer, but aged/flat beer works best. Shampoo as normal, squeeze excess water from hair. Pour beer onto hair, work through well, then rinse with lukewarm water. For girls who don't like to wear a lot of make up, and find that their skin is a little pasty, invest in a tinted moisterizer. Or, if you have foundation, mix a little bit of your regular moisterizer with it. If you need a little color, try a gel bronzer and mix that in with it. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |