Pre-Pre-E3 Wii thread

Originally Posted by SouthJag

XDDDDD Oh, fantastic. You know, this is gonna be such a joke in Britian. "Wee? As in what I do in the w.c.?"

You should, perhaps, worry more about calling it a "w.c.".


Besides, guys, Revolution wasn't a great name, but the "Rev" was a good little nickname, quite a bit better than calling Sony's the "PS3".

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I cant help but smile everytime I see the Wii logo. It's such a ballsy move by Nintendo to do something this outrageous.

Honestly, Nintendo gets the award biggest balls of the year so far. It will pay off if this thing sells as well as I hope it does.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If they have some decent launch titles, who knows, Nintendo could be back

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I can seriously say that I absolutely feel that Wii>Revolution. "Revolution" sounds so bland in comparison.

So far things seem to be looking really good for Nintendo. (knock on wood).

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... and it's only just the beginning.

http://1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=3&cId=3149198

Quote:

Miyamoto and Iwata have hinted at a final secret for Wii that has yet to be revealed. And while we're sworn to secrecy, 1UP knows what this secret is -- and it's rather revolutionary. In fact, it's perhaps the most intriguing element of the system -- something with some rather cool implications for gaming. Let's just say that people have more to look forward to at E3.

EDIT: Heh, they slightly edited that part, looks like they said more than they were supposed to.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Grubdog

... and it's only just the beginning.

http://1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=3&cId=3149198

Jeez I don't even know what to expect anymore! I'm really excited though!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by nazpyro

The idiot making this logo (besides the fact that it already has one) could atleast have put some more effort into it, rather than google wii logo and copy the first idea that comes up =P



After having slept on it I'm quite a bit more ok with it. It's kinda kawaii I guess.
It will certainly appeal to a lot of girls better, than had it gotten some X or Z name.

GameStaZor XXXcool.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Technophile

I can seriously say that I absolutely feel that Wii>Revolution. "Revolution" sounds so bland in comparison.

So far things seem to be looking really good for Nintendo. (knock on wood).

I agree with this man. Such drama over something so little is pointless.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Jesus, THERE'S MORE? I don't even know what to expect this time around... I think we all kinda figured that we would get gyroscopic gaming in one form or another, but what the hell could they pull out of their hat this time?

It was a very smart move to announce the name of the system now, considering they have somethng else up their sleeve for E3. Go Nintendo!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I can't wait to have to phone in for a question on something like this.

"Hello this is Gamestop. WHAT DO YOU WANT."
"Do you have the new Legend of Zelda in please?"
"For what system?"
"....."
"Sir, are you there? For what system?"
"Do I have to say it?"
"Yes."
"WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"What did you say?"
-hangup-

Oh god.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm just gonna scream "HEY YOU GOT ANY WiiS IN THIS STORE" as loudly as I can.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I need a "touching your Wii is good" T-Shirt.

Now.

- WraithTwo -

How ya doing, buddy?

More shirts:

"Play with my Wii"
"Get your own Wii"
"Don't be jealous of my Wii"

The marketing sells itself.

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Yeah, I heard about this 'Top Secret Revolutionary Thing' and it really intrigues me.

All I know, is that Nintendo copyrighted a system with cameras and a projector where the player will be IN the game. Literally. But I'm pretty sure it won't be it. Maybe the next generation of systems.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SketchTheArtist

Yeah, I heard about this 'Top Secret Revolutionary Thing' and it really intrigues me.

All I know, is that Nintendo copyrighted a system with cameras and a projector where the player will be IN the game. Literally. But I'm pretty sure it won't be it. Maybe the next generation of systems.

Honestly, that sounds a little too gimicky for what they are trying to accomplish. How would that change gaming, and how would that enhance your gaming experience?

It just doesn't fit with what they've been trying to do.

- WraithTwo -

FELIPE NO

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SketchTheArtist

All I know, is that Nintendo copyrighted a system with cameras and a projector where the player will be IN the game. Literally. But I'm pretty sure it won't be it. Maybe the next generation of systems.

So...it's pretty much an Eyetoy?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by sprouticus

Jesus, THERE'S MORE? I don't even know what to expect this time around... I think we all kinda figured that we would get gyroscopic gaming in one form or another, but what the hell could they pull out of their hat this time?

It was a very smart move to announce the name of the system now, considering they have somethng else up their sleeve for E3. Go Nintendo!

Y'know now that I think about it, I remember reading somewhere that the nunchuku attachment probebly has an acceleration sensor. So if you push it forward, you move forward. It could have been a rumor so not sure.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I just know is (as someone noted ealryer) all the JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure fanatics will buy it, capcom would be nuts to pass up such an opotunity and port the game over or at least offer it in the virtual console.

I meen, what console has allowed you do to THIS:?
“Hi, Sir, I’m here to take my pre-order of my Nintendo WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!”

'Sides that, everyone and thier dog called the Playstation the PSX anyway, if people don't like screaming like Dio, they can simply say "Revolution" and still get what they want.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by soniclover

So...it's pretty much an Eyetoy?

Eyetoy is very basic, I doubt Nintendo would go with something like that.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Technophile

Y'know now that I think about it, I remember reading somewhere that the nunchuku attachment probebly has an acceleration sensor. So if you push it forward, you move forward. It could have been a rumor so not sure.

That was also mentioned in the same article, so even if that turns out to be true, it's not the big remaining secret.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Grubdog

That was also mentioned in the same article, so even if that turns out to be true, it's not the big remaining secret.

Yeah hopefully that's not it. I hope that it's actually something substantial though and not a small, little feature that there'd be no point getting hyped up over. It's kind of hard to imagine that after everything revealed when it comes to Wii's attributes, there's still a truly significant unnoted feature, but so far Nintendo has been on a roll, so we'll see.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I wouldn't dig the whole "push forward to go forward" thing... You'd slam into your TV eventually.

My guess is that this new secret is completely unrelated to both the controller and the virtual console. "Something with rather cool implications for gaming" eh? Well, we already have a revolutionary controller, and a virtual console. Seriously, another feature on the level of those two will make the system a fucking must-own (as if it wasn't already). Perhaps something relating to their online service?

Nintendo has completely stumped me this time...

FELIPE NO

BTW guys, the Wii is so awesome that it has inspired me to waste a couple of minutes in paint....



As if the DS's own slogan wasn't bad enough....

- WraithTwo -

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by WraithTwo

BTW guys, the Wii is so awesome that it has inspired me to waste a couple of minutes in paint....



As if the DS's own slogan wasn't bad enough....

- WraithTwo -

If you were trying to make it look phallic you almost got there. If you think of it as going in the other direction, the DS screens look like buns and the Wiimote looks like....well, it's about to penetrate.

-EDIT-

OK your little photoshop session has just made me think of something that might make this post worthwhile. They STILL haven't explained what the "home" button on the Wiimote's for have they? I bet this new secret has to do with that!

Jam it back in, in the dark.