[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Oh ouch.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well it's because I was doing my Deni impression.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll continue being a jerk

owned

rolling to see if i undo messing with the dice results

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll Gayness?

Rolling to see how gay CHz

Wait what am I saying.

someone who can't fuck the numbers is. Uh. Lurker.

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Well see that's the only reason she was able to resist me.

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4 Dice Rolls dimes or ugmos

rolling to see how successful diss is with the ladies.

oh well enjoy your ugly girls who may or may not saddleback

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

20 Dice Rolls gaining

NO FATTIES.

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Oh right, still doing my Deni impression. Better turn that shit off.

Edit: Gonna see if I can take over lurker's rolls with my own!

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll I have good gaydar

I knew you two were gay for each other.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

3 Dice Rolls *mmm, that's some good science

god damn is it reassuring to have these hypotheses tested in the cold light of science

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls *big money, pat

I want to play with dice too.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *lack thereof

Hooray for physically impossible dice!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Just because something's not a platonic solid doesn't mean its existence is impossible.

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5 Dice Rolls Can I put in decimals?

I see possibilities! Like having a mooncake festival dice game!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls *critfinding IV

d7s exist, it's just that their randomness is more than a little questionable.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Exactly. We can make some seven sided dice and use them, but if i design them the 1 is going to be on the biggest side.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *The jock, is he up on it?

Testing to see if Diss is all up on my jock.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Size of jock?

Don't even pretend like your jock is big enough.

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That's right I flipped a coin.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Dice Roll *This shit's the Bomb, baby

Rolling to see if this shit is the bomb, baby.


.... apparently, it is not.

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HIT THE DECK!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls respect jah precision

rollin buds

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *Chase Lucifer off of Earth?

Rolling to see if I can chase Lucifer, Son of the Morning, off of Earth

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1 Dice Roll *Yahtzee

You could make a D7. Just get a D14 and double up on the numbers.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So as I understand it, we're all doing our own die rolls?

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OR IS DENI A NAUGHTY BOY!?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't even understand what the numbers mean beyond "high number good; low number bad".

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You'd know if you read the manuals, nub.

How ya doing, buddy?

I suppose it's not necessarily fair to make knk try to learn everything all at once - after all, he joined the game on the assumption that he wouldn't have to actually learn too much, and wasn't necessarily curious as to how the game worked, just wanted to play.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?