Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

Did I miss something? Plarom, did Skexis ever respond, or are you playing out Frank, or are we cutting him out and playing a truncated game?

FELIPE NO

I actually said I'd be down for finishing the game, but I have yet to get a response.

I HAVE NO CARDS YET, HYDE

DICK MOVE

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ahahaha.. I never actually went on a PM spam fest. I was waiting to see some kind of input from you guys!

But hey! Skexis is here and ready to play! Huzzah!

(Now get to rollin')

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *rollin

All right, well that'll work. At some point I'm going to need to see my hand, though.

And now that I look at the last couple of pages, I realize I don't have 8 cards after all. That means Plarom, your 8 wheat production is about to suffer. Cough it up.

How ya doing, buddy?

Areyoueven mothereffin' kidding me.

INSTA-DICK MOVE

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh shit! My b. Skex, I will send you the info.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

So, stealing from Plarom for now, and then end turn.

Man, no wonder there's already 7 pages.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So is it my turn or who.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll robber

Your stolen card will appear via PM.

You are up Raspy.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *whammy

Gunna roll those bones.

Additional Spam:
I'll trade someone two brick for two wheat.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ain't got no wheat, but I'll let you do a 2-1 in my port for an iron.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Never, how dare you suggest such a ridiculous trade! I never!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey man, wheat's a scarce resource. You can't expect a 1-1 trade. I'm giving you a better than 3-1 trade. WHat're your other options?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Be mad and Pass the turn!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Guess I'll just roll then~

Additional Spam:
::sighs::

I was speaking idiomatically.

Radez, if you can 2:1 brick for me for a wheat, I'll add an ore on top of it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Skex, I can do that for you, on my turn. It's still plarom.

Also, Hyde, you know that I have a city on the 8,5,5 right?

FELIPE NO

Oh! Sorry, I was thinking trading could be done any time after a roll.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I believe we're doing it, you can trade with the turn dude, or the turn dude can trade with anyone, at any point during his turn, and otherwise stfu.

Hyde can correct me if I'm off base on this.

You had fun with Frank?

Most amazing jew boots

I'll trade a sheep for a wheat!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I bet there's only like wheat in play right now and that person would probably only trade it for something like 4 victory points.

I'll give you the same offer I'm giving everyone else, two brick + iron and I'll give you a wheat.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Damn, I was out for the weekend. I'll update everything tomorrow.

Gameboard:

Leaderboard:

Plarom has 4 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier), 4 points
Radez has 4 cards, (Year of Plenty), 4 points
Skexis has 8 cards, (Soldierx2), 2 points
Rasputin has 6 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points

Most amazing jew boots

Hah, alright then, turn COMPLETED.

Most amazing jew boots

Alright, skex baby, let's do that trade. wheat for 2 brick + iron using my handy dandy port o' brick.

Skex, can you just post confirming that you agree to these terms prior to me rolling? <3

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Affirmative.

Launch all missiles. May God have mercy on us all.

How ya doing, buddy?