Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

1 Dice Roll *rocks

Build a city on the 8,8. Build a road on the west coast to the 3:1 port. Build a settlement on the 3:1 port.
I believe I have enough resources for all that after Plarom rolled the 9.

Flip over my soldier card on put it on lurker's 9. (payback)

Trade 3 iron for a brick and build a road through the 9, 10 towards the 5 in the southwest.

Jeez, that turn was a goddamn rampage. End turn

FELIPE NO

So much of a rampage that you forgot to roll and gimme the bloody dice?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh my fucking god. These dice are rigged.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What are you bitching for, you get three resources on an 8.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

No, I get 3, he gets 5.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

jesus christ

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Puppy peed on my keyboard. This is a friend's laptop. I'm MIA god damnitt, someone take my turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *It's not my fault.

You don't gotta lie, Frank. I'd pee on my keyboard too if Hyde was whipping my ass so hard. Fortunately, I'm not far behind.

I'm tracking I got 8 wheat, so I'm trading 6 of those in for 3 ROCKS and using the other 2 to build a city on the (4, 5, 9), then rolllllllllllllllll these rigged dice.

Most amazing jew boots

1 Die Roll rob

Everything OK in here?

Additional Spam:
Please note when you roll during your turn in text, please.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *got damn

Well I got jack shit for a hand so I guess I'll roll before I do anything.

Drop that robber on the southeast 8 Wheat, rob Zephyrin. Hopefully I'll get to use my spoils before they get stolen from me in turn this time.

oh durf END IT (THE TURN)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls twice

Bones be rollin'.

Additional Spam:
Aight, I want to build a road between 11 (wheat) and 11 (brick), uniting my road and getting me longest road. Then I will pass the dice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I was playing 'Faces of Jim Beam' the other day.

What face am I making right now?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey everyone, little update on my life: I'm traveling!

I can have a full-on, awesome update soon. Hopefully the game is going slow enough that I can catch up in a few days.

I'LL BE BACK!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hope you make it in that bucket o' bolts. Crossin' my fingers for ya. If it breaks and you need some iron to fix it....well, ask Frank.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

OK I lost a lot of sleep thinking about the thread so I updated it~

Additional Spam:
OK the top post has more valuable info such as who has longest road, points, and what dev cards people have used and if anyone has a dev card in their hand. The only thing missing are how many cards are in each players hands.

I was speaking idiomatically.

FRANK!!!! Where are you?!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A dog peed on his keyboard. somebody should text him, cause receiving texts about games played over the internet isn't dweeby at all.

FELIPE NO

I talked to Frank this past Friday when he just got off the plane from his trip to Iceland. I have no idea if he's made it back home yet.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So um do we wait for Frank indefinitely or what, how does this work

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *HAHA< WERE FRANK AT?

OK OK, here's frank's ROLL!

Additional Spam:
Oh, great, now I have to be tactical. Since ZEPH's eight is already blocked, and it is tied with the HYDE's eight as the best two places for the robber, that's where it's going. I'm just looking out for everyone's best interest here



~~~ END TURN~~~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *WaitWha-?

Ohhayhiho

Additional Spam:
I'll move the robber to the 8 wood, at the top northeastern part of the map, and take from Miss Lurker.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

oh wtf plarom

How ya doing, buddy?

hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyde

hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyde

I don't want to presume anything but I think plarom is done hyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyde

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Dice Roll *skull and crossbones

Holy shit. Sorry.

Well, I had to throw out half my hand because of Plarom's stupid toss. Let me roll first. I didn't hit anything.

I throw away my extra sheep and 3 extra wheat and then build a Settlement on the 3:1 port on the western coast.

End turn

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was actually waiting to see what resource I get, so I could also see what cards I have, so I could then actually make a move!
NICE

FELIPE NO