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Like I said, you dont like it, stick it in your ass and make something better, till then, keep your butter knife, you might need later in life. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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FELIPE NO |
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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I invented the motion picture by accident while travelling through time once when I was 14. Based on that, I'd say that 300 has a lot of hot dudes running around almost naked, and what sounds like a fairly sexy sex scene. That, plus slow-motion gore equals the movie equivalent of a roller coaster -- one that is being ridden by a bunch of almost naked dudes. I'll probably rent this one.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
the movie was visually captivating and story was enough to keep you hoping that the Spartans would gain victory. Not groundbreaking though, Sin City definitely better since it gave an attachment to the characters.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
I haven't seen the movie yet but I think its pretty funny that Iran is protesting the movie because its degrading to the Persian army by getting their asses kicked or something like that and that it is "Modern Day Propoganda" to help the war against Iran...
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Kind of like when you watch a movie for a second time and you know what happens, but still wish that so-and-so did the OTHER thing, ya know? uh... ![]() Anyway, I just got back from a late showing and was impressed. It was no Gladiator but it was definitely a good movie. The speed variation techniques made it feel more like a video game. In my mind I kept trying to draw parallels to the movie and the games Prince of Persia and God of War. Spoiler:
I was actually impressed by the speed changes, even if it was kind of gimmicky or whatever. It was the movie's "style", and I dug it. It made it feel more and more like an action-packed graphic novel: There's action on the pages, but there's so much visual detail that you have to pause and ogle it a little more in certain parts. FELIPE NO |
best story about 300 everrr.
![]() I would totally hurl a spear at some people. How ya doing, buddy? |
Based on how dissapointed I was by Sin City, I can't see myself going to see this. IMO, CGI is the scourge of modern cinema.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() “When I slap you you'll take it and like it.” |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
What 300 is a whole bunch of "well built" men running around hacking legs and head off and stabbing people with spears screaming "SPARTA!" in complete CG enviroment. If you're going in there expecting anything else in there you might as well go into a family film expecting a boob-age. Other then that I really want to kick someone in the chest. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
EDIT: Oh and picked up the figures by NECA. Wish they gave Leonidas an angry roaring helmetless head instead, as it would haved looked so much better. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
Man... I was expecting to see a popcorn, testosterone-fueled rage fest with VERY pretty pictures and lots of blood, kind of like the comic... My expectations were met tenfold. VERY GOOD MOVIE, if you're not there expecting an Academy Award winner. (lol)
I didn't recognize Gerard Butler though. I remember him when he was in that Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life and he just looks and acts the fucking part of Leonidas; in other words, the polar opposite of Sheridan in CoL. The man walks around the set like earth fucking BELONGS to him and yeah... he may not own the earth but he does own this film. I was speaking idiomatically. |
That story is from 4chan (or one of its heathen brethren) and is most likely "copypasta". Stories like that are very rarely real, especially when originating from sites like 4chan.
Did make me laugh though. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
ウホッ…いい男…
…やらないか? |
Damn I was really hoping it was real.
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huh?
well anyway, kick ass fucking movie. I went with my friends last night expecting some testosterone filled action and I got exactly what I wanted and more. Awsome movie, awsome camara work and just a great sense of style. One of my friends said he thought the movie sucked so I told him that if he is a man and he doesn't like that movie that he is gayer than gay. then I made him watch this flash video: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/celebgay.html What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
One thing I noticed, upon my second viewing tonight, for only one time in the movie that it really seemed like there were 300 spartans (which was pretty much just the first battle). After the first day's battle, it just seemed like there only 30 or so for the rest of it (clear example would be the immortals battle). Heh, that really kinda bugged me as I thought there'd be a least half or so left after sustaining casualties. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I would've loved to seen more Spartans getting hurt/killed throughout all the fighting, but if they threw all 300 of them (assuming none were killed or badly wounded yet), the fighting scenes would get pretty confusing after a while, and it'd be like watching a battle take place in a Total War game from far away. Other war movies usually do stuff like this as well. For example, in Gladiator, the first battle focuses almost solely on Maximus (but you do get to see other soldiers fighting from time to time, and when you do, it gets kind of confusing as to what's going on exactly). And in Saving Private Ryan, I don't remember how many soldiers the Americans had, but guys die left and right, including main characters, and more just seem to keep popping out of the woodwork, at least until the very end of the battle. And this is particularly true of the German soldiers. It seems like for every one that's killed, 3 more guys show up out of nowhere to take his place (almost like a WW2 shooter lol). This is slightly less related, but really funny when you notice it. Watch action movies (particularly Jackie Chan ones) where the hero and maybe his sidekick approach some bad guys, or get approached by bad guys, and once the fighting starts, more bad guys just start spawning out of nowhere (sorry, video game reference again lol). In some cases, it makes you wonder where the heck those other guys were at the whole time lol. If you do a body count of how many guys get taken down, and then how many more guys show up, you'll notice some pretty funny stuff. Hot Shots: Part Deux makes fun of this too. In one scene, the movie starts to keep track of how many bad guys the hero's killed, and then starts to compare the body count to other movies. And no matter how many bad guys he kills, more just come out of nowhere (of course, since this is a spoof movie, the "deaths" are pretty funny, and nothing really serious: Spoiler:
Oh, and... "This is Sparta!" This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
hmm well it looks like theres more if you pay attention to the back, but the 30 or so you see on screen must be the actual 30 that they casted as soldiers. I mean with those pecks training more then 30 might get hard. As you can see on the spartan training clips on the 360, or youtube by now.
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I saw the movie a bit ago...I left the theatre speechless. It was the most brilliant movie I had seen in a very long time.
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I enjoyed the movie very much when I saw it a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was one of the best movies I saw this year. I thought Xerxes was a bit funny though they way he talked and the way he stand/walk, but other than that a great film.
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