Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

I'll totally give you a brick for a wheat--on my turn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Cold, cold blooded.

FELIPE NO

Damnit, guys.

I didn't really mean to sound like so much of a dick. We could have had cordial proceedings. I even refrained from making a joke about how Lurker has been sitting on so much wood.

BUT INSTEAD YOU BACK ME INTO A CORNER

I'll use my knight and slap it down on that 9 brick (belonging to Frank and Lurks, naturally). Aaaand plunder Frank's brick cities.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wish you could see my face right now.

(It's Junior)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll stealing :s

UPDATE CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

HEY GREG, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT WOOD?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

SO MUCH SO, THE TURN ENDS ITSELF

Imagine, all of us, sitting at a table.

And me walking away from the table with rage.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Dice Roll *dem nasty cubes

Building a settlement on the wood port then rolling.

Lol at roll.

Also, gonna build a city on the 9, 9, 6 settlement.
I believe I have enough resources.

Anyone have a brick. I just picked up a wood for trade.

I was speaking idiomatically.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!! Keep rolling those 8's baby! Daddy's getting himself a brand new Volvo!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh, great. More wood to feed Lurk's loins.

I'm telling you, this fiery vixen will be the end of us!

FELIPE NO

2 Dice Rolls oops

I'll be gone for about four days, so, you know.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *YES!

Wait, Cooper's turn. SCRATCH THIS.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *Volvo, baby!

I thought Hyde was still waiting on a trade. Well, it's not like it can't happen even if I take my turn. ROLL 'EM!

Actually, I'll port 2 wheat into rock card and build a CITY (12,6,8) before I let them fly.

Additional Spam:
Hot shit! I'll trade in my remaining 4 wheat and build a road along the (12,10) route.

END TURN

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *FOR GLORY

THIS TIME IT WILL WORK

Well, crap. Should have used some story to try to stick with my 3. I'll expand my 3/4/4 settlement into a CITY, and then slap down my KNIGHT. Drop the robber on that 8 wood in the northeast, and rob... Hyde.

End Turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fuck you, Pang. I got jokes and jokes for you on my turn.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls rollin 2

I gotta do some shoppin'. First, I want roads between 12 (sheep) & 6 (wheat), and 3 (wood) & 12 (sheep). Then I'm going to put another settlement at 2 (ore) 12 (sheep) 3 (wood). Finally, a roll.

OH SHIT

Gonna have to move that thief out of my way, put it on the 8 (ore) in the NE, and steal from Pang.

After all of that, end turn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I feel like I was in a coma, I'll catch up on this as soon as pie.

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Oh my god. I just had to throw out half my hand, lurker.

FELIPE NO

The sevens seem to be pretty brutally common in the internet.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Dice Roll *DAMNITT

FUCK

SHIT

Additional Spam:
End turn. Shit. Fuck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls ahhh

One moment, updating.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

WAYWHOAWHA

WHeat for a brick? Anyone want a wheat for a brick? I ask, knowing that Wheat Baron Coop is probably off making thousands of loaves of bread somewhere.

I'll also trade a sheep for a brick~

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls Don't hesitate

Let me at least begin by building a road west from 5,2,9 settlement. This should make it niiice 'n safe for me to roll.

[Addition]
Alright. I'm going to build another road~ From that same 5,2,9 settlement, the road that's going southeast from it? I'd like to extend that road and continue south.

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HAHAHAHA. Keep those 8's coming!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oi! 88 8's this game. And no one at all has traded with me.

Even after lurker cockchopblocked me. I see how it is.

TURNIN' ON END

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?