Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

I refuse to trade with any of you mongrols.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whoaho! Someone sounds desperate. Honestly, after pondering an actual game plan, I really don't have any use for sheep! I need my wheat man, mah wheaaaaat!

FELIPE NO

It's not depseration so much as not having time to barter, so I'm offering the best I can right away.

I guess I'll buy a dev card and see what it is before doing anything else.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll Soldier

Putting a Soldier on Plarom's wheat and drawing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll put the results up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. I just sent a PM out. The steal was accounted for Frank.

Game board:

Leaderboard:

Plarom has 2 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier), 4 points
Radez has 6 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Frank has 6 cards, (Soldierx2), 2 points
Rasputin has 7 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points

Soldier on Plarom's wheat

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Done yet, Frank. Seriously.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

MOTHERFUNKER

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, PLAROM.

DONE MY TURN

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *krakow

Alright, let's see

Additional Spam:
If I'm not mistaken, I'll trade all my sheeps for a wood, then build a road between the 9Wheat/11Wood.

Thats all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

PLAROM GOOOOOOOO

How ya doing, buddy?

2 Dice Rolls (Cracked) Die #2

I could have sworn I checked this recently~

Additional Spam:
I'll trade a BRICK for a SHEEP or a WOOD

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

No, give me wood.

How ya doing, buddy?

Plarom, I'll give you sheep for a brick.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I will take that trade, and end my turn!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

2 Dice Rolls die 2

Alright, trading two brick for an wheat before rolling.

Moving the robber to Raspie's wheat, the southern 9.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Seriously, first nobody trades, now this! I'd flip this board right over if I could reach it!

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll bam!

Stealing for pootn

Additional Spam:

Game board:

Leaderboard:

Plarom has 3 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier), 4 points
Radez has 7 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Frank has 6 cards, (Soldierx2), 2 points
Rasputin has 5 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Building a city on 8,5,5 and ending turn!

FELIPE NO

If Frank's on the road, is he still playing or what?

How ya doing, buddy?

I know that he's on the road, but I also know that he'll probably make his move the first chance he gets to access to a computer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Frank?! FRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, I talked to Frank.

As he said in his own words, 'some shit went down,' so he's been on the road recently and hasn't had access to a computer. Considering he has a lot on his plate right now, he asked me to take the reins over in his absence.

I didn't particularly want to, and at first I thought about asking Hyde to take over his spot, but that probably wouldn't work well either. So! I suggest we find someone else (i.e. spam Skexis with PMs to join mid-game)!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

First person to 7 points instead of 10?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I could do that, but I'd rather fully finish off the game. Just because of all the BLOOD and SWEAT and ANGST poured into this game, I'd rather see it all the way through!

Though, if we don't find a 4th, then by all means lower the winning score.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ok, cool!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?