[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

;_;

I have no motivation to even complete the board. I basically just play this game to play against my friends and work on chainthrowing with Falco and Wolf. <_<

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Let's just say the 10+ hours of your life you waste repeatedly pressing the A button to collect all 700 stickers can definitely be put to better use. I wouldn't recommend doing it myself. *sigh*

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Anyone wanna Brawl in a short bit? Eating dinner now. Need two people.

Update: Thanks for playing!

I was speaking idiomatically.

So EU (and maybe AU?) are finally getting the game in a few more days.

Why the delay? Maybe this, this and this might answer the question.
*compare to those, English VA doesn't sounds horrible now*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So . . . why the hell haven't most of you added me? I said that I added a good portion of the people in the wiki.

FELIPE NO

Most of us haven't played it much since then. I'll try to do so this weekend.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If anyone is still interested in that 2v2 Tournament, I'm probably gonna start that up after 4th of July Weekend since I won't be horribly busy from that time.

At the moment, we only have five teams ready to battle, one of which I'm not sure is still participating, I'll probably throw a PM their way sooner or later regarding the tournament.

Anyway, it's going to be an awfully quick tournament if there aren't more teams.

And CN, that last video with Pokemon Trainer.

I'll take his English smoker voice any day over what the hell Europe is getting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If you're talking about sprouticus and I, then I'll have to drop out as I'm heading out on holidays early next month. I think sprout said he was busy as well, but that was a long time ago, so you might want to talk to him. He just recently moved to New York.

At least Pokemon Trainer sounds normal in English, he's like a goddamn girl in Japanese.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright then, that makes it four teams!

And Basil, that's how all young boys in Japan sound like. o_o

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hay, there was an update on the Dojo. How shocking!

Today's Yesterday's update:

More screenshots.

To commemorate the release of the European version.

GIVE US MORE RANDOM TRIVIA INSTEAD:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I didn't even bother. The last batch sucked cocks, save a handful of funny ones from the Japanese section.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I haven't had an epic match since I faced Basil in the 1v1 tournament. Anyone still play this on the weekdays or weekends? I'd definitely like to get something together sometime.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Late Smash Dojo update as well as other information as well.

This is what I get for looking at stuff when I'm bored.

August 22nd
Target Smash and Home Run Contest World Records posted.

Link

Also, the Smash Boards tier list got posted up and everyone at GameFAQs has their panties in a bundle. Hilarity ensues.

FELIPE NO

...Good lord, how on Earth do they complete Target Smash so damn fast?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You tell me. I could understand Falco being fast at it, but Olimar? Damn.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

You tell me. I could understand Falco being fast at it, but Olimar? Damn.

YouTube Video

Don't blink or you'll miss it. I can only imagine how many practice sessions to reach that level of perfection. Good gravy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

Don't blink or you'll miss it. I can only imagine how many practice sessions to reach that level of perfection. Good gravy.

Jesus, that's quick. People are some kind of crazy, aren't they?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That is one impressive run.

Also, aforementioned tier list for kicks:

Spoiler:

Top
Meta Knight
Snake
King Dedede
Mr. Game & Watch
Falco
R.O.B.

High
Marth
Wario
Lucario
Donkey Kong
Diddy
Pikachu
Ice Climbers
Kirby
Pit
Wolf

Middle
Toon Link
Olimar
Fox
Zelda
Zero Suit Samus
Bowser
Luigi
Peach
Ike
Sheik

Low
Lucas
Ness
Mario
Pokémon Trainer
Samus
Yoshi
Sonic
Jigglypuff
Ganondorf
Link
Captain Falcon

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh my gosh! I thought that the official Toon Link replay was crazy enough the way he used the boomerang's trajectory to hit targets, but Olimar's use of Pikmin there is kind of disturbing.

Also, tiers are funny. I don't want to start a whole discussion on the concept, but I can only assume King Dedede's only top because of this "chain grabbing" concept. I can kind of see how the others are placed where the are (ROB = recovery and attack range accessibility, G&W = bair, etc.), but way to go Smashboards </sarcasm>. What a lavish, arbitrary, serious ranking.

I was speaking idiomatically.

All I have to say about the tier list is that Captain Falcon fell HARD.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Remember what Dr. Wright said in Smash Kingdom Melee: Tiers R 4 Queers.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Remember what Dr. Wright said in Smash Kingdom Melee: Tiers R 4 Queers.

Who isn't aware of that? The last thing I actually wanna do is actually discuss the tier list. I just thought I should mention it so you could look at everyone at GameFAQs get pissy over it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Just what we needed a list that does not make sense. I mean people complain someone is cheap yet he is low , someone is slow and weak and he is top -.- WTF?

How are tiers selected? Who came up with this stupid idea?


Items totally destroy it anyway ...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Kanzaki

Just what we needed a list that does not make sense. I mean people complain someone is cheap yet he is low , someone is slow and weak and he is top -.- WTF?

How are tiers selected? Who came up with this stupid idea?


Items totally destroy it anyway ...

Items destroy everything. They make the game infinitely more fun, though. Tier lists have never made sense to me in their existence. I personally just play random for the most part. Of course, I have favorite characters, but I can't see any character having a clear cut advantage over any other.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why tiers exist according to SmashWiki:

Quote:

A tier list is a ranking of each character's metagame, based on tournament settings. It is an indicator of how each character is expected to perform, under tournament settings, in relation to the rest of the cast. Thus, tiers measure the potential of each character based on all currently known techniques and strategies that have been shown to be useful in tournaments. Tier lists are common in fighting games as well as many other competitive games involving a large selection of characters

Why Meta Knight is on top:

Quote:

He currently ranks first on the Tier List, due to his many, many tournament wins and his incredible matchups (little disadvantage against any character).

Why Captain Falcon is on the bottom:

Quote:

C. Falcon currently ranks bottom on the tier list, due to his poor matchups and tourney wins.

Plus a nice handful of his moves are low priority.

The tier lists mean absolutely nothing if items are on or you're not fighting with Tournament Settings. Not many people fight with Tournament Settings anyway. So this is really just how characters are matching up in the high end tournaments. By no means does it mean that Captain Falcon is a really shitty character, it just means that if he fights a really good Meta Knight in a high end tournament, he's probably gonna lose due to his match up against that character and the priority of his moves. Since most of them are low, he'll be quickly wasted and KOed in an instant even before he could get an attack in.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.