[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Not counting streak-months of having it, Cena has been the dominate WWE champion ever since he defeated JBL at Now Way Out(Or judgement day?) in that I quit Match 2 years ago.

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I ask again: Have any of you heard Cena's theme on the radio?

Originally Posted by stormshadow

Once Triple H returns that will hopefully help WWE.

Haha, never thought I'd see someone in this thread say something like that. Good to see you're still around, Wayreth. =O

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The bad part is that they are trying to push people like Bobby Lashley who has no mic skills whatsoever.

Yeah, I don't get the attention the guy gets. Maybe I haven't seen him in the right light though.

Originally Posted by Slash

If HHH returns as a heel and gets the title then I won't have to watch anymore. Because we all KNOW that it'll be 30 minutes of bitch time with Triple H.

Jarrett did the same thing in TNA but hes smart and he basically is stepping down from a huge role and letting the other guys have a chance to shine

You could never really compare Jarret to HHH though. The guy's always been trash and he'd have never won a decent title anywhere else. The worst part is that he's completely full of himself.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Jarret was the IC champion in WWE, you don't count the IC as a decent title anymore? And no, Cena's theme is not played here in my hometown. Pretty sure it isn't anywhere else.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just thought of something reading the HHH "interview" on WWE.com. It'll really give something for HHH to come back to as a rivalry with Orton.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

I just thought of something reading the HHH "interview" on WWE.com. It'll really give something for HHH to come back to as a rivalry with Orton.

That's the plan. He's going to feud with Orton for a bit, then make a heel turn somewhere down the line. He wanted to come back and feud with Edge, but Edge didn't want to be Triple H's whipping boy, and he got out of it with Kennedy and Taker being injured.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Jarret was the IC champion in WWE, you don't count the IC as a decent title anymore? And no, Cena's theme is not played here in my hometown. Pretty sure it isn't anywhere else.

Well, I meant more along the lines of a world title. In comparison to that, nothing's decent. Not unless you mean glory like the sort of glory that went with RVD's ECW TV title run.

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Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Well, I meant more along the lines of a world title. In comparison to that, nothing's decent. Not unless you mean glory like the sort of glory that went with RVD's ECW TV title run.

Because it was the HHH show. Like HHH would ever let someone outshine him...hell, even when he was in DX he was getting more attention...because...well...Its DX

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jarrett wasn't THAT bad of a champion, although some of his wins were fairly ridiculous (the part where Raven handcuffed him and the gathering beat him down, but Jarrett STILL won stands out)./

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by mortis

Jarrett wasn't THAT bad of a champion, although some of his wins were fairly ridiculous (the part where Raven handcuffed him and the gathering beat him down, but Jarrett STILL won stands out)./

Wasn't that where the gathering also turned on Raven?

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We've done the whole Orton/HHH angle before ~_~.... this is how it might play out.

There will be a limo that rolls up. JR will say, OH MY GOD HHH HAS ARRIVED AT THE BUILDING. Steph will walk out looking sexy as ever(I'll give her that much, she also wasn't a pretty bad SD GM either). Randy will be walking to his locker room and BAMMMMMMM! Sledge hammer to the back of the head. Deed done.

Ric Flair running his mouth in the ring about something, not even aware of HHH's heel turn to strike at Ric Flair for the 500th time. Out comes the game with a mic. Grabbing of remote Slash does(LMAO!). Blah blah I'm the game this and that, blah blah 10 time champion, blah blah. Kicks Ric in the stomach, pedigree on the mat. Not done there - goes OUTSIDE RING to get chair. Puts chair(while still in sitting position) in middle of the ring. Grabs Flair and proceeds to pedrigree him ON the standing chair.

Hell in the Cell at the next PPV for the WWE title(somehow Cena loses this to HHH). Flair is beat the pulp and that the shit. HHH wins. Talking about how awesome he is as champion and no one can beat him. While talking he is cut off by a familiar music:

I'M JUST A KID. I KNOW I'M SEXY.

>_>



How ya doing, buddy?

Personally, this is what I'd like to see happen, Orton goes out bashing how he has killed the legacy that is shawn michaels as well as DX, soon the music goes off and a huge rush in by Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac, then HHH comes out starting a huge rivalry between DX and Orton.

Now if only they could all get out of their contracts

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Couldn't they just bow out of thier contracts on the agreement of not getting the remaining payments? Just a thought, I don't really know how all of that works.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Couldn't they just bow out of thier contracts on the agreement of not getting the remaining payments? Just a thought, I don't really know how all of that works.

I don't really know how TNA contracts work, plus there is that and would WWE take them back and use them correctly.

With WWE's track record

no

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nah, they turned on Raven sometime later on.

And generally the contracts in wrestling are set up that you don't get paid AND have to sit out the rest of your contract. Furthermore, while wrestlers can request it, NWATNA doesn't have to allow it, and won't because the last thing they want to do is give WWE something to make them more popular.

And I doubt they will use BG and RD correctly, given the comments they both have made towards HHH, and also just how the WWE treats returning talent in general.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

We've done the whole Orton/HHH angle before ~_~.... this is how it might play out.

There will be a limo that rolls up. JR will say, OH MY GOD HHH HAS ARRIVED AT THE BUILDING. Steph will walk out looking sexy as ever(I'll give her that much, she also wasn't a pretty bad SD GM either). Randy will be walking to his locker room and BAMMMMMMM! Sledge hammer to the back of the head. Deed done.

Ric Flair running his mouth in the ring about something, not even aware of HHH's heel turn to strike at Ric Flair for the 500th time. Out comes the game with a mic. Grabbing of remote Slash does(LMAO!). Blah blah I'm the game this and that, blah blah 10 time champion, blah blah. Kicks Ric in the stomach, pedigree on the mat. Not done there - goes OUTSIDE RING to get chair. Puts chair(while still in sitting position) in middle of the ring. Grabs Flair and proceeds to pedrigree him ON the standing chair.

Hell in the Cell at the next PPV for the WWE title(somehow Cena loses this to HHH). Flair is beat the pulp and that the shit. HHH wins. Talking about how awesome he is as champion and no one can beat him. While talking he is cut off by a familiar music:

I'M JUST A KID. I KNOW I'M SEXY.

>_>

I'm so out of my fucking mind right now I completely understood where you were going with that post. Good shit. Point by point details. Excellent.

Anyhow, would XPac be in any condition to get back into wrestling? And doesn't he have some IRL feud with HHH at this point because of Chyna?

I was speaking idiomatically.

X-Pac has been under contract with WSX, so he can't do anything till they finish that weak ass MTV series up

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Slash

X-Pac has been under contract with WSX, so he can't do anything till they finish that weak ass MTV series up

That "weak-ass" series is dead. It got canned and just shows teh same episodes on some MTV channel late night, if that. The commentating and presentation is what killed it, because they failed to take wrestling "seriously". Kinda like how when Steve-O and Chris Pontius were on Raw, Pontius sold Umaga's attack, Steve-O just laughed and OVER sold it to the point he was making fun of it. That's what WSX did. They basically made it a laughing stock, even though the wrestling was top-quality.

Road Dogg and Billy Gunn wanted to get out of their contracts months ago with TNA to get back into DX. TNA denied them out, so they're just waiting. As much as I hate to admit it, I think DX is pretty much done for. HBK and HHH are still supposed to be teaming up once in a while during the Orton fued, but unless they do some drastic changes in writing and actually PUSH a new stable to form that can hang with DX, D-X is probably dead.

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Orton, Burke, Carlito and probably Striker and Cor Von could be interesting

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Wow he fired Ashley over dumbshit. This must be some storyline or something. What lashley did to him at ONS is nothing compared to what Stone Cold AND the Rock did to him when they were around O_o.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Not to mention that Stone Cold and The Rock's feud with him was for years while Lashley's has been what? 2 months? Let's also not forget his feud with DX which started about a year ago.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

X-Pac is supposedly been in contact with TNA and is rumored to return there. So that, and the fact that HHH isn't fond of BG/RD AND that DX is basically done makes me thing they won't be brought back.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

DX is one of the better things for WWE. They help to sell a ton of merchandise and the skits making fun of the various McMahons crack me up. If they are truly done, it will be a sad day. I have a feeling they will reunite for a bit once HBK comes back, but then split up over some minor detail.

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The mocking I liked was when HBK and HHH dressed up as Shane and Vince. The way HBK hopped around like a kangaroo had me rolling, but when HHH did that Vince walk, I almost died.

Anyway Bret is going to be at the "appreciation". Manic-Vince + Bret + Possible bring up of Montreal Screw Job + Appreciation = hhhmmmmm this could be interesting!

I was speaking idiomatically.

"Son...are you mildly retarded?"

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So is anyone else going "BIG BUCKS. BIG BUCKS. NO WHAMMIES... STOP!" tonight besides me during the draft?

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