[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

I'm assuming that a heal check is a standard action.

I was speaking idiomatically.

For fucks sake, I swear someone's rigged the dice roller.

How ya doing, buddy?

looooooooool well at least if you fail now you just sit there in a puddle instead of dying.

FELIPE NO

Pang, it's probably best if we resolve that log situation before Rychord acts, to put his options better in context.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wish just once Skills could make it through an activity without needing to resolve a log situation.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Dice Roll *rat splat

Guys, triggering someone else's second wind doesn't require a check, and, if it did, Heal does not exist as a skill.

Anyway, log situation. Hang on a second. Alright, a thrown log strikes me as a two-handed heavy ranged, so 9 is enough to hit (and kill) the rat at J13 but not enough to hit the sloth. So it hits the rat, bounces, goes over the sloth's head, and comes to a rest against the pool table and occupies M13-M15.

Dumb question, where are you getting that extra 7 from your Inspiring Word?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well admittedly my knowledge of 4E rules n shit is cobbled together from playing ages ago and what I can currently find online, but it seemed to be mentioned a lot as a DC10 heal check alongside the DC15 stabilize dead etc.

I thought when you houseruled all those skills into the consolidated ones we have left, we were just intended to use the umbrella skill for everything that fell underneath of it for the sake of simplicity. Does Gamma World not use heal checks at all, then?

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Originally Posted by It's a Grundleful Life

Dumb question, where are you getting that extra 7 from your Inspiring Word?

Second Wind restores a healing surge value, which is 1/4 total HP?

I have no idea if Gamma World changes Second Wind mechanics, sorry.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Looks like it makes them blooded value instead

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh jesus christ Rychord I think I'd prefer to make the death saving throw.

Just so I don't get my shit pushed in here, standing from prone is a move action, right? And does standing from prone give opportunity attacks or any similar mumbo jumbo? Basically is there anything I should be aware of that can go terribly wrong due to standing up is what I'm asking here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Vitality is such a broad word.

From the Oxford American Dictionnary:

vitality |vï'talité|
noun
the state of being strong and active; energy : changes that will give renewed vitality to our democracy.
• the power giving continuance of life, present in all living things : the vitality of seeds

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Pretty sure standing up from prone won't incur OAs. PHB pages 290 and 292 if you're curious. It isn't mentioned under prone nor under Opportunity attack so I figure you're safe.

FELIPE NO

Guys I don't know why but I need to buy a new car. Immediately.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So who gets the MVP award for that fight then?

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Probably the log.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"Good work in there guys, real pro stuff. Now, uh, we don't want to step on anybody's toes here but we've been talking with a really motivated freelancer and he just wants a shot at the big time. Now, just between us I think we know there's a little dead weight you could cut to make room. You won't regret it. This kid's got all the moves. Rolls down stairs, real good with a partner. Lot of experience with animals. Doesn't eat much. And he's small, just put him in the back, no worries. He's better than bad. He's good."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He's big, he's funny, he's wood.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What is that south of the keg there?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fridge.

How ya doing, buddy?

Man, three days of bench pressing that pool table has gotta take a little bit of a toll on a guy.

FELIPE NO

Well, if I started to get tired I could always just switch arms.

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Well this looks promising!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I have no idea if what I just proposed is achievable or if it is, how many dice need rolling for it so I'll leave all that crap in the hands of the experts.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Why am so I god damn slow

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wait did I seriously just get glued to the ground on a critical miss

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Nope, I'm just bad at computer. Glue now applied properly.

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Skills and I just had a 5-minute mechanics discussion on how attacking someone with thrown meat works. This is best campaign.

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Skills and I just had a 5-minute mechanics discussion on how attacking someone with thrown meat works. This is best campaign.

I was speaking idiomatically.