Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

Done. I'll take the wood.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Dice Roll *I'm a winner, baby.

I'll go ahead and build a city on my wheat port, then rolllll.

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Will trade in 4 wheat for a brick and wood and build a road from my (8, 6, 12) going towards the 10 wheat.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

End turn.

Oh, that's good news.

Looking to exchange a sheep for iron. If I can't get the trade (wait 24hr or whatev) then buy a dev card instead. I know that six just enriched every single one of you, be generous to a poor dweller in the borders of the wasteland. END TURN.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

I'll go ahead and build a city on my wheat port

I take it you mean settlement, right? OK good.

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Also, ZEPH, you didn't have the resources to build a road.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll give you an iron for a sheep. Do it. Do it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hands updated up to the roll of SIX.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Ballpark Frank

I'll give you an iron for a sheep. Do it. Do it.

IT IS DONE.

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I had 3 wheat as of the previous hand update. I spent one for the settlement. Now I have two. I rolled 8 and netted 2 more. I trade all 4 in for a road.
This is rather confusing when I have to have 3 windows open to look at everything involving the game, and I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure I double checked that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

My apologies, Zeph, you were correct in that. I will amend your hand and board~

Also, just to be clear, you did mean to make a settlement, right.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah. I'm home now so I'll try and take my time to be more clear with stuff.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

First, sorry about the few errors I made the last few turns. Everything is OK now, so please, carry on. Carry on.

FELIPE NO

2 Dice Rolls bar

The bones, they are rolling.

Okay, I want to build a road going between 11 (brick) and 12 (sheep). Also, I'm in the market for a sheep, I'll trade ore or brick for one.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I will take that ore, misses. You won't regret this. The deal of a lifetime, I'm telling you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This is a dangerous game we play.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Thank you, my good man. So I'm gonna build a settlement on 12 (sheep) 11 (brick) 6 (wheat), and then I will end turn.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *God damnitt.

Fucking whore.

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I'd like one of those wheat's, Zeph. Downside is I can only give you an ore.

A simple yay or nay response will do, I'll PM instructions for Eric to be carried out upon a response.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yay. In fact, since we're both defending this side of the island from the others, I propose we keep an open wheat/ore exchange between the two of us. What do you say?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Fool, as though I would ever agree to help a face-snatching boor like yourself a share of my ore~

NO TAKE-BACKS

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just keep rolling those cracked dice.

I've got a date at the top of this mountain.

FELIPE NO

I'm not a boor. Mother told me I was sophisticated. =(

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Update soon... I guess. Let me check my records.

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FRANKS TURN IS OVER, CARRY ON

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls THEY SEE ME

Lets slide a new settlement on the end of my new road, between the 11, 3, and 5.

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OOOOOooooo yes, that felt good.

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HAY FRANK, LURKS.

How would either of you like to give me one of newly acquired bricks of yours?

I could give either one of you a wheat for your troubles. Or, I could just take it!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hand update after the trades.

How ya doing, buddy?

Sorry man, I need my bricks.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yo, dawg, if anybody needs a wheat, they come through me. Don't make me sick my boys on yous.

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