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"But Acer said!" "But Acer... fist to your face! Sigpic deleted!"
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Maybe I can bribe Miles. (Who will only say no until some other staffer says yes. In which case Miles will then demand his payout.)
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Shin: Firefox + Adblock will solve your image problems. Just right-click and select 'Adblock image' and it disappears from the page.
Also, I love that people are throwing around this idea of people having an option that allows them to only show sigs that are a certain size and under. Exactly how do you plan to do that? My sig pic is linked from my image host and therefore there's no real way of vBulletin knowing what size any image is in it. So the easy way around any such restriction would be to host your image externally rather than in ChocoSig. The simple solution, though, is as above. Firefox + Adblock. FELIPE NO |
Well I don't know if it's possible to have a script or not that just checks files before they are displayed or not or if it would have to load those files anyway. Yeah I only suggested it as an idea if it were possible.
I host my sigpics on imageshack anyway, OP, so I already had that in mind to begin with. Most amazing jew boots |
It might be possible to do some sort of initial check, but then it depends on how the image is hosted and loaded. If you right-click my images and do 'Properties' you'll most likely see that it says "size unknown". This is because I use some funky scripting to display images from my image host and adds further complication to such an idea.
Don't get me wrong, it's a great idea in terms of "Wouldn't it be nice if...", but it's just not practical, or necessarily feasible either. As for options for enabling/disabling avatar and signature displays I thought we already had those, or were the lost in the Great Board Reset of 1706? How ya doing, buddy? |
Controversial topic! Who'd have thunk?
Personally, I'm in favour of increasing the number of allowable images in a signature, so long as the maximum file size limit is still enforced, whatever its size may be. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
CAR ANALOGIES WORK ON THE INTERNET This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Analogies on (or off) the internet don't work period, if one pretends to be totally dense.
How ya doing, buddy? Nothing wrong with not being strong
Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of |
It is indeed possible to automate sig filesize checking with php, even with multiple images or dynamic images. Heck, there's already a vBulletin hack for this. It's not implemented because (a) we're not nazis, (b) we're lazy. Only one of those statements is true! (don't look at me, I don't have server access)
To allow users to determine their own sig filesize restrictions, however, will place significant load on the server while it parses and checks each image. This can be alleviated by adding a signature filesize field to the user table which is updated whenever the member updates his/her signature. This won't be accurate for dynamically generated images (though it's unlikely that those generated images will differ that wildly in size each time). And Acer, it's not hard to make a @Work style (and I simply don't understand why you're taking such a whiny tone with something that's an entirely new suggestion), but we're not going to. Check your user CP, there's options to turn off signatures, avatars and [img] tags completely. I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
What? I thought bobo had agreed to grant server access for all admins and especially you. That sucks.
Yeah, I wondered if checking sigs all the time would take a hit on the servers. Personally, if this were ever to be used I'd have a default where the process was disabled so users that didn't want to limit the size of sigpics didn't have to tax the server with that process while those who did want the limiter would be the only ones doing so. The whiny tone is me probably just being tired for staying up too late too often. Sorry guys. But I think the @Work style would be nice for those at work. I mean, I don't know how it works when you log onto another computer but doesn't it always load up the style set or is it on an individual browser/computer basis? I'm gonna go test this... Yeah, I just logged onto GFF on IE and set it to Lite Set and then in Firefox when I refreshed the forums it was in Lite Set. Then when I went over to my roommate's computer and logged onto GFF it was also on Lite Set. It would be nice if you could do it for a per computer basis so that when someone goes to work they don't always have to switch it from default to Lite Set everytime. Just an idea. I'm sure it's not that big of a deal but it would save people the trouble of having to go to Options and switch every time they go to work or come home. Oh hmmm... just noticed that in Lite Set you still have to disable avatars and sigs and whatnot yourself. I thought it came like that before. Perhaps that was only in the old forum. So yeah change that from Lite Set to having them have to turn on and off avatars, sigs, and what not in addition to maybe switching to Lite Set in Shin's case (remember he doesn't want to see the banner either). Most amazing jew boots |
By the way, the option to turn off avatars is broken, as always.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
KALEB GRACE : Artist/Composer/Designer/Engineer/...Creator
also, I like turtles |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Yeah, that's why it would be nice to have profiles that you could just have loaded at specific computers i.e. work and home.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
for the fig I doN,t know but maybe you could put someone to check them up, I mean a little like a moderator but for sig only?
it's not really the best idea I know, but anyway is aid this because myself, maybe because i'm a sig maker, when I see a big image ina sig I always check to see if it's not oversize >.> I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Ah this is good to know. Thanks RR. =)
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I just took down four sig perps in a row. God, I love this job.
FELIPE NO
KALEB GRACE : Artist/Composer/Designer/Engineer/...Creator
also, I like turtles |
I thought there was less need to do so now we have automatic checking or something. Or is that only for people submitting sigs from now on (I guess).
Good that you guys are keeping an eye out either way. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Which means that the sig police aren't quite YET obsolete! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Too bad the automatic signature checker is a terrible piece of shit.
You can have signatures that don't break the rules and it'll still say it breaks them. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Like how so again, Merv? =o
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OK, I was messing around with it, trying to find it's limitation, and to see if it could be beat.
Let's take a future sig I'll have:
The example signature does NOT break the rules. However, once I remove one of the images, it's OK. So, apparently to the checker, even though you have a max of two images, you obviously can't. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
That sounds like total crap and should be checked into immediately.
I was speaking idiomatically. |