Please ask me for art (also stop being creepy)

I like how Omagnus, when angry, reverts to a primitive form of Britishness; the stiff upper lip, the sudden cup of tea, and if you look really closely, you'll notice that he's queueing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

He practices it.



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Thanks for hanging in there, peeps! Turns out I was a little ill for the past couple days and needed to think about my life on some cold tiles of a bathroom floor. Also, if this thread happens to peter out sometime in the future I might go back and tidy up old pictures and make a gallery--and take PM requests so I can get better at fine detail n' stuff.
And thank you for all the image size advice. I think I'll try out having extra links below for now.

Also to everybody who does the BSC: the polls close tomorrow! Git yer votes in, ya varmints!



I've never gotten over the old my little pony show cliffhanger (was the drought wished away or what?) but I think Applejack would be my preferred pony to ride. Especially if I were a dusty bachelor cowboy. You could spill that hamburger secret sauce on her coat and no one would be the wiser ;D
Anyway, cowboy dude with rainbow poncho and pink guns:

http://i.imgur.com/6SnnJVu.png


Here's a sinister rocking horse:

http://i.imgur.com/MxjJ79u.png


A weeping brain with ears that are also weeping:

http://i.imgur.com/cwZO2Dk.png
I was initially wracking my brain because I thought you wrote "tears that are also weeping" and started down a disastrous route until I rechecked your post. My brain is clearly not that advanced yet -__-


Link and a cuddle of puppies:

http://i.imgur.com/kFNIbNT.png
I had another one in the works but my good-natured friend asked me if I was drawing a grandma with some puppies... so I might fix a lot of that and throw it in with another post.

With a Blurry Background thrown in there.

http://i.imgur.com/fP22tLw.jpg

The next few look really fun

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by carbonpaper

I still need to get better at drawing cities. And over-sized T-rex. The idea is really cool--if there isn't a video game for this, there ought to be.

I was thinking of a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin says he's drawing a squadron of B2s nuking New York, and dinosaurs make everything better. Awesome picture by the way.

And the concept of me as a moral guardian is more than a little amusing.

Draw a kitten winning a fight against a panda!

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Total SQUEEEEEEEE

There's nowhere I can't reach.

For my second request, I'd appreciate it if you drew a plane, which is also a tiger and on fire, being chased by the Raja. Interpret that however you want and add as much random craziness as you feel like.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Darn, I remember that strip! Calvin and Hobbes would be great recommended reading for everyone--you've got your vocab building and philosophizing and incitin' of the imagination.

Do you mean to suggest that both your title and comportment have been disingenuous, Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss??

The duck-chicken-turkey folks diving headlong into the Battle of Muddy Waters.

http://i.imgur.com/c2QGB2D.png

Cody throwing a rock at Dudley--I don't know if it's absurdly impressive, exactly, but there's some force to that throw at least :/

http://i.imgur.com/GNyD0ZB.png

And for this one... I have Tails knocking Isaac Newton's lights out after taking a cheap-shot with an apple. Hopefully that part makes sense--Miku was going to be the original puncher but she's just an onlooker now.

http://i.imgur.com/PzanZBo.png

Thanks to everybody following this thread so far! You guys all seem way more awesome than me, so it's amazing to have had such a positive reception.

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goddamn canada geese need to perish from this earth

I was speaking idiomatically.

<3 that cody art

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ahaha, the turducken cavalry is everything i could have ever hoped for! Must find something else ridiculous and awesome for you to draw...

FELIPE NO

Ryu and Chun-Li in the middle of a battle wearing wedding outfits, with a great big JUST PARRIED displayed to complete the terrible pun.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by carbonpaper

And for this one... I have Tails knocking Isaac Newton's lights out after taking a cheap-shot with an apple. Hopefully that part makes sense--Miku was going to be the original puncher but she's just an onlooker now.

Ahahahahaha, this is the most amazing thing, seriously. I aced my final, this about sums up what happened irl.

Keep up the awesome work!

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Requesting more heroics starring Butch Chewy: Dog President - Imgur

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Originally Posted by carbonpaper

Cody throwing a rock at Dudley--I don't know if it's absurdly impressive, exactly, but there's some force to that throw at least :/

You have captured Cody's angsty-teenager attitude better than I ever could have hoped. Magnificent.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Tritoch and I were talking last night, and we inadvertently came up with a second request for me to ask for-- Weekend at Lu Bu's.

Basically, we're looking for something like this with Lu Bu as Bernie, and Liu Bei & Zhang Liao as Richard & Larry. Possibly even an increasingly desperate and terrified Dian Wei in the background as Paulie the hitman.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm glad you guys enjoyed the last batch! Based on my first-hand experience, Canada Geese are born with a thirst for blood.
The compliments are very nice--I see Dudley and turducken are now avatars.
;w;
... ;__;
? ....I'm not crying. It's just raining. On my face... ?

You go beat the buns of any subject in your way, Tails! Bun-beating or bust! I was worried this one might turn out really weird in execution, but at least it captures a significant event in your life--that one test you crushed in 2014

And now for more art efforts!
I started a convoluted 2-page comic for Corgiman, but it turned serious-campy and will never see the light of day for many good reasons. But I will be ready for a comic-style Butch Chewy (also, there is another installment for those who are interested).
Here is the 2nd to last panel that I fished out and shaded in:

http://i.imgur.com/pOjGYVY.png
He wears the mask so the crack-pushing dog-handler that killed his parents and directed the Corgi stampede must look into the animal's face that ruined Corgiman's life before Corgiman finds and kills him. The Corgi will once again become a symbol for justice in this corrupt city!

Felix and Pandagruel:

http://i.imgur.com/X9YFZtw.png
It's all about kitten belly spots. One of the best aesthetic concepts in the business (if your business is designing cute mammal infants, like an organic 3D printer).

And a flaming tiger plane being chased by the raja:

http://i.imgur.com/n9pf1YS.jpg
And yes, I done stole the background because I liked the painting and I wanted to see if I could integrate it into the picture.

Here it is if anybody wants it: http://sites.asiasociety.org/princes...01/07.12_3.jpg


Just parried...
I've always wanted to draw Chun-li and her amazing legs.

You know for years everybody has always commented that my Dad has an extreme resemblance to Bernie--and he really does now that I'm looking it up. Holy Toledo! And that kid from Brighton Beach! I really gotta watch it now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kudos on the raja and tiger! It's insane and you have a great grasp on different styles.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Good job hot damn!

I was half expecting something silly like


but your Noir style turned so good!
I will never stop waiting for that 2nd page

FELIPE NO

Great job on the tiger plane painting. The raja blends especially well with the background you used, and I love that the smoke is coming out of the tiger's ears.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by carbonpaper

And a flaming tiger plane being chased by the raja:

I just come in here and prop your posts, why lie.

Dem two images doe. Goddamn. I like the gritty style of the first. If you have time, Amaterasu in a grimdark environment; make it all noir-like.

The third.. just blends in neatly. Love the dynamic.

Seriously, kudos on all them pieces overall. Please do more!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Thanks, guys! My art would be much more bland without all your fantastic suggestions to help me on!
I sketched out the plane and raja then pulled colors from the painting to start their palettes--a very fun approach for someone who struggles with establishing backgrounds.
And I was going to have a goofy Corgiman, but drug addictions and dead parents are grim things and I over-thought it until he turned into an obsessive, vigilante-type in my head (I thought some Corgi-ness would balance it out, but it didn't).

Feel free to do whatever with the picture, An enormous beef comet (Err... Garr?).
It's on the internet now. Out and about. You can do unto it... whatever you want. Really.


I'm just excited that you guys aren't bored with me yet and people are still visiting.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Kitten tummy spots are the best thing ever. Why lie.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you're still taking requests, draw the most refreshing pint of beer ever.

How ya doing, buddy?

I have a request! \o/

Please do a rendition of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat being SUPER EXCITED to have his two Championship belts!

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