[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Good. Doing that will give us more variety of fueds.

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Yeah, like years past.

This Kennedy fucker... Is he being taken seriously?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Let the Thursday night war begin!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Impact was pretty good. Christian and Backlund are still great on the mic. Konnan and Steiner, though, are just on a whole different level of greatness. Half the show could just be them cutting promos and it would be amazing.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Are you serious about Konan? The Mexican? He's not so bad anymore? And how has Steiner's mic work improved? I remember when Konan and Luger started working together in WCW how much his physique improved... After that my last memory of Konan is him and Mysterio running around making videos and wearing horrible jumpsuits.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Yeah, like years past.

This Kennedy fucker... Is he being taken seriously?

Long undefeated record before losing first match.
US Champion 1 time.
Given a shot at the World title.
Faced/defeated everyone on the smackdown roster.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't know, the little I've seen of him seems silly. Especially a particular promo were he just keeps barking his own name out and scaring (I think) Booker's hoe.

I shouldn't be surprised by the choices MacMahon makes anymore.

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I never cared for Mr. Kennedy. Of course I feel bad for teh guy since he was the last person Eddie Guerrero faced before he died. Reason being, he gave Eddie that chair shot at the end of the match, then that Sunday, Eddie's dead. (of course it was from a poor heart and not the chair shot lol) but it still is like .

I kinda figured Raw would end the way it did, but what I'm surprised about is that there were mixed reactions from the crowd. Batista and Taker both getting cheers from the crowd for

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*turning* on HBK and Cena

Also, Ashley doesn't look as hot as she did when she got in the WWE. But Mickie James is as hot as ever (fuck you kenny Dykestra )

How ya doing, buddy?

Konnan's not Mexican. His promos for the LAX are incredible because of the passion he puts into them, you have to see him. He says stuff that, if other heels said, they would ham it up and make it look like they're joking, but with Konnan you see that he's serious. For example, talking about putting a bullet into Emeril Lagasse.

Steiner is probably the best heel on the mic today. He says the craziest, sometimes hilarious stuff and is believable. He was missed the past few months in TNA; there's really nobody that can build a fued just by talking like him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I remember Steiner seemed to lose his mind on the mic and just run his mouth like Mike Tyson. That what you're talking about?

Shit, you're right. I used to complain about the stupid shit Konnan would say considering he wasn't even Mexican. Either Domincan or, even worse because of his act, Puerto Rican.

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To swerve things in a bit of a different direction. (an to any ROH followers out there) Takeshi Morishima defeated Homicide last night to win the ROH World Title! Lots of buzz going around because of this.

On a personal note: Konnan/Steiner > * on the mic. Only people that come close are the Rock, Mick Foley, and CM Punk.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ROH? If that's Japanese wrestling I guess I'd say I'm only slightly familiar with NJPW. That's where Lesnar's at right? You guys hear about Brock getting into MMA this year?

I still have a hard time hearing this about Konnan. Does he still use the gang speak/dress?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Perhaps Vinnie Mac isn't as stupid as we all thought. Apparently they're getting REALLY iffy on splitting the Hardys and MNM or not splitting them since they put them in a No Way Out match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Both the Hardy's and MNM are highly charismatic teams and this is magnified only through matchs against each other. Why is that thing on Joey Mercury's face?

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I'm not surprized that Chavo won the cruiserweight title. Helms ONLY kept it that long because a REAL cruiserweight like Rey and Chavo didn't bother to step up. Helms for fighting little flies for that whole year.

LOL KENNEDY GOT HIS ASS WHOOPED.

LOL Batista WTF O_o?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What's going on with Battista and who stomped Kennedy? God Im so out of the loop in this country.

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You guys hear that Mike Awesome committed suicide?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Who is Mike Awesome?

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What's going on with Battista and who stomped Kennedy? God Im so out of the loop in this country.

Spine buster from hell that costed the match I think.

And chairs went crashing into Kennedy's skull. lmao

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I swear storm...I hope you're joking...Awesome is the dumbass traitor that loved fat chicks sheesh

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I'm not joking. This is the first I've heard of him. Sorry I don't know every person in the wrestling world :/.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He was a former ECW champion. He signed with WCW while he was still ECW champion, so ECW and WWF had a joint thing where Tazz went to ECW to win the title offa him, and he jobbed the title to Tommy Dreamer on a WWF show. He was also the "Fat Chick Thriller" in WCW. He was known best for doing power bombs from various positions through tables.

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Mike Awesome

Known as Mike Awesome in ECW and WWE. First person to invade the WWE by defeating Rhino backstage and taking the Hardcore Title.

While in WCW, he sold out and became that 70's guy and the fat chick thriller. Basically, he was great in ECW and then he just well...flopped

Also at one night stand 2005 he had one hell of a match with Masato Tanaka

How ya doing, buddy?

Money in the Bank qualifying matches begin tonight, so I'll have something really good to look forward to at Wrestlemania. Shelton Benjamin needs to be in that match for it to be a really good match!

Mike Awesome...jeez. I really don't know what to say.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Damn. Mike Awesome will be missed.

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Edge looked lost as fuck at the end of his match

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OMG WTF Mike Awesome. I was JUST reading about him on Wikipedia three days ago because I wanted to see what the dumbass was up to and now this. He was definitely a badass in ECW before going to WCW and just turning to shit. But that shit were a WWE contracted wrestler and a WCW contracted wrestler fought for the ECW title at an ECW arena was fucking unbelievably cool and with never be topped.

What's the story on his suicide? Damn, I have his autograph to from when there used to be a WCW restaurant at the Excalibur casino in Vegas. All sorts of wrestlers would sign autographs monthly. I got Goldberg, Sting and Flair there also to name a few.

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