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Hmm, maybe when he's dead. Maybe.

Depending on the size of his package, Cal might just harvest it. FUCK GOTTA BOUNCE

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by ;750092

Depending on the size of his package, Cal might just harvest it.

You can try. I don't think you have the STR to handle this much man, though.



I was speaking idiomatically.

Oboyoboy, more augmenting whetstones. the size of pomelos!

Did Garr's OA hit... or? 16 + 10 = 26 > 22

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll wut

Sonic is pretty much only for homos, always has been.

FELIPE NO

I like to diss myself twice.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

First time I played May Payne was a downloaded copy that didn't have most of the voiceovers for the "graphic novel" interludes. I kind of preferred it that way.

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The music is awesome, though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Okay two things:

Zerg, how the fuck did you successfully post in the game yesterday with all that shit going on?

Zerg, why the fuck did you post in the game yesterday when it's Skills' turn?

Also I'm just going to repost the prank I made since I did put some work into it only to have the board steal it and bury it in some shitty anime thread so

Quote:

Anyways I had an idea which will help speed things up a lot. 4th Edition has been a lot of fun, but at times it's just very clunky and really altogether overcomplicated — and it just gets more complicated at every level! Not to mention that 4E characters have so damned many HP, they're nearly impossible to kill!

But I know the solution.

Gentlemen, as of today we switch to Rules Cyclopedia Dungeons & Dragons, circa 1991. Now, while many of your particular races and classes are no longer valid, I think you'll adjust well to the conversion if you really give it a chance.

I've taken the liberty of converting your characters to this system as best I could, although, necessarily, some details were lost. Let me know if you have any questions about how your new abilities work!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1. One post in a testing thread to "prime" my post. Another post in Magnum Innominandum to activate it 25 seconds later! Well, it worked. Could've been derailed of course if someone happened to make a post in between.

CHz really thought of everything. I tried directly accessing the editpost.php link but it wouldn't allow me.

2. It's okay, it's not like I'm doing anything that would impact Skill's turn. 'Sides, everyone but Gordok posts in a bloc. ('Sides, I recall you saying months ago that you'd rather someone be early than late.

Anyway if you want me to post later and just ignore what I posted on April Fool's, I won't mind one single bit ;-)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

No, you're stuck with it now, boiiiiiiiii

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Also I'm just going to repost the prank I made since I did put some work into it only to have the board steal it and bury it in some shitty anime thread so

man, Acer has training in piloting water vessels fuck year

WATCH OUT BADDIES

I was speaking idiomatically.

Zerg. Leave your fucking house.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Skexis

man, Acer has training in piloting water vessels fuck year

WATCH OUT BADDIES

Haha! This is completely true. Gordok's occupation is a mariner.

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Occupation - Mariner

It wasn't long before Gordok was recognized everywhere he went, usually by angry mobs. He only wanted to help his family, but unfortunately too many people knew his face. It was time to travel further afield. He stowed away aboard the next boat out of Assur, intent on a worldwide tour to bring back the greatest treasures of Toril to his people. One day Gordok found himself alone on the boat — the entire crew had gone out carousing in some port town or another (Gordok had lost his map some time before). Captaining a boat by yourself wasn't all that hard — all you had to do was cut the anchor and steer out to sea! The fact that a jagged spur of rock had come out of nowhere, wrecking his boat and depositing him on the Fang, he believed, was no reflection on his own quite-competent maritime abilities thank-you-very-much.

FELIPE NO

Cal's a ranger, not a rogue ;___;

Though come to think about it, I might just consider Multiclass Rogue

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

what the fuck is a ranger get out of here with that bullshit, there's no rangers in D&D

just take a rank in Tracking if you survive to level 2

Whatta bunch of newbs, next thing you know somebody'll want to be a Paladin before reaching 9th level and swearing an oath of fealty

Play for serious

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Naw, he definitely won't survive with just a measly 3 HP. But at least there are orgies in this game!

Most amazing jew boots

Leave it up to Zerg to be a rulesmonger on a game no one has played in 30 years.

Leave.

Your.

Fucking.

House.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The Sun! IT BURNS!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Relevant to Acer's turn going sometime in the next thirty seven days, can I get some info on which squares are traversable underneath the awnings?

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh god never using a map with three dimensions again ever



Accessible on ground floor

Accessible on balconies

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

look

we can all waste a turn trying to climb the pillars and fail miserably, if you'd like

FELIPE NO

Nah frankly I don't give a damn about the pillars, I hadn't even factored them in as a consideration until Acer tried to climb them. Then Zerg gets involved and I have to spend time thinking about the goddamn architectural design of this half-assed prop I yanked off of RPGMapShare and tokens always insist on being the top layer and—

"Flooded theatre" seemed like a fun setpiece at the time

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Not bitchin' at you guys for trying to use the terrain I gave you, just annoyed with myself

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Did Acer make that last post himself and if so, is he now actively trying to kill Cal? We've seem some dissent in the ranks before but this is the first bit of active team-killing we've seen since Bob caught Argumentus in a fireburst during the fight against the spiders.


And we all know how that fight turned out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ok look I'm not going to say Zerg isn't fun to pick on but it's going to suck for Skex and Garr when their PCs die due to some people not pulling their weight. After 4 rounds Gordok has done more damage to himself and his allies than he has to the enemies.

Do I really have to make it a rule to not deliberately attack your own allies? Do people seriously have to be told that? Catching people in a burst when they're surrounded is one thing, but come the fuck on.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If it means my turn to play again comes up before the Mayan calendar ticks over and the world ends, I'm all in favour of team-killing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

To defend myself if you had told me I needed to make a climb check I would have done it myself and there is a good chance I'd be on the balcony and things would be very very different than they are. I've been fuck busy lately and I keep missing skills when we're supposed to collaborate so had had that been different plus Gordok being up on the balcony with the plan I had in mind I'd never gotten a second strike. Gordok isn't a fucking punching bag but he tends to get that way and we always get him out of it and back to kicking ass and taking names. However pretty much every time that has happened Cal is nowhere to be fucking found. It's tiresome. Really fucking tiresome. As much as Zerg wants to argue that Cal gets a stealth bonus for hiding 10 spaces off in the darkness where only one enemy can't see him it just really pisses me off when we're getting our asses handed to us and he's diddling waiting for his conditions to be just perfect. So yeah Fey Switch was completely deserved. And Skills and I saw Zerg edit his post so that he moved away from the pack yet again. He originally had Cal going 2 squares north towards us. That would have been fine. Cal could have been part of the team then. But no Zerg moves him 2 squares northeast and I'm sure he would have moved more in that direction the next turn because apparently any volleys Cal has to give just have to be more than 2 squares of distance between him and an enemy to fucking work. So he sits all pretty away while we get fucked up. Yeah little bitch can become a human missile and distract the big nasty monster for once.

If you guys are so bent out of shape for this long time coming event then sure I guess if you all outweigh my opinion I can redo my turn and deal out some damage towards enemies instead. Voice it now or leave Zerg to figure a way out of this one.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?