[Wii] WiiWare. Like SpyWare only less useful.

FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAH

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hay guys, Bomberman Blast went up this morning (I think Americaaaaaa gets it on Monday). It's good. :] Four player local (with another four bots), eight player online. Since PAL regions are the first to get the game, there's hardly anyone online. I managed to get a gigantic three player game going! It has a Mario Kart-ish ranking system where points go up and down while moaning.

11 stages, with the usual classic, open field (no blocks etc. etc. blakjjaffff) plus SUPER ZANY WOW stuff like a farm level where UFOs abduct players, a graveyard where zombies try and cop a feel. Modes include team play, 'King' where you basically just have to try and wear a crown until time runs out (everyone's invincible), 'Air Raid' where bombs fall from the sky, just gotta try and suuurrrrviiive. Other things that I can't remember despite just playing the game.

There's a new item (I think it's new) where you can turn into a bomb. Which uh. Isn't very handy. Like Smash Borters, you can type out a few little taunts to spam via speech bubbles during online battles. Also ACTION POSES for when you win. Mine's a grumpy one.

Because winning isn't a laughing matter.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

Like Smash Borters, you can type out a few little taunts to spam via speech bubbles during online battles. Also ACTION POSES for when you win. Mine's a grumpy one.

Or we could just play Bomberman on 360 and actually talk to each other. Just sayin'.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah but this is Wii, where its internet service fits in with the retro delights of the virtual console.

"Do you kids have fond memories of your free AOL floppy disk hours on your 33k modems?"
"No not really"
"YES YOU DO"

FELIPE NO