[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Very well, henceforth Shin's characters all get a +2 to attempts to kill themselves

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It doesn't look like he needs it the way he's rolling.

How ya doing, buddy?

Ok, I noticed Rychord and Diss adding an extra 8 to their attack rolls for no obvious reason. Is that your weapon basic attack bonus? Because don't do that. That's just there if you want to make a basic attack for some godawful reason. There's no need to add it to anything. Rychord still hit anyway and Diss' half-damage miss was still enough to kill the badger so it worked out fine but in future please don't arbitrarily double your attack bonus because what the hell.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ahh, okay, gotcha. I haven't played a ton of 4th so the concept of a regular attack when at-will powers exist didn't even occur to me. It did feel like it was way too easy to hit stuff with all those mods.

Also looooool form auto-fill on rolls. I saw 1D20 for the rat damage and I think my eyes bugged out of my face.

What does the inclusion in the write-up about the rats ignoring my defense mean? Do they bite through stone's endurance for some reason, or did I just fuck up my understanding of how it works?

FELIPE NO

I hope you didn't spend too long writing up my character sheet, Pang. Doesn't look like I'll be needing it much longer.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Korgar the Merciless

small, relatively harmless vermin

Originally Posted by Korgar the Merciless

they're just tearing him to ribbons!

I find the relative harmlessness of said vermin suspect.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

3 Dice Rolls Third time's the charm?

Maybe you should practice rolling or something, Shin, Jesus.

Edit: Welp, that didn't go as planned.

Edit: lmao wow I suck at rolling dice too

Edit: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

I hope you didn't spend too long writing up my character sheet, Pang. Doesn't look like I'll be needing it much longer.

I don't know why anyone put any effort into this, with you around. It probably took him more time to make one of the five sheets than he's spent on the rest of the game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Did take some time to put the sheets together but now I've got the template it's fairly painless. Some of y'all are being awful melodramatic about a fight that, as it stands, pits three DPS types against one credible threat. Yeah, Murderson's probably fucked, but that's some step-on-a-rake shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I am a strong believer in our ability to roll ourselves into oblivion.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh my god you actually jumbled the cards and chips around on the table. Your attention to detail is unparalleled.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Before I make my move I need to know which square Shin's mutilated remains are on, and wether he is a goner already or still hanging on for dear life.

I just noticed my Empath ability would give him a fighting chance, so if I can get next to him without having to take half a dozen OAs I just might do that.

FELIPE NO

I think you're probably next to some of him.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Remind me again how many more times I get to try to hit a 50/50 dice roll or am I dead-dead already?

Next time I wanna be a watersoul genasi whose weapon is a plugged-in toaster.

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Originally Posted by Axelrod :grundlecheck: Axelrod

Oh my god you actually jumbled the cards and chips around on the table. Your attention to detail is unparalleled.

The balls on the pool table look like they're setup for a mental trickshot too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You get one more roll, but we are attempting some outside intervention.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah my vampirism will probably be an even better solution (I can heal allies on a successful hit), but I still need to know how far away I am in that case as well.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

There isn't a square in that room that isn't adjacent to part of a spleen, a rib, or some mucus of some sort.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Huh. I was gonna be a joykill here and say that you need him to reconstitute first, but being exploded only seems to impede his actions. So, rules-lawyerly, the, I guess, essential essence of Murderson is still in the space where he ended his last move: K12.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Axelrod :grundlecheck: Axelrod

What does the inclusion in the write-up about the rats ignoring my defense mean? Do they bite through stone's endurance for some reason, or did I just fuck up my understanding of how it works?

Hey Pang, since it appears you missed this can you drop me some knowledge re: the preceding?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pang I rolled OAs, don't know what the attack is against so you can tell me if I died anytime you feel like it ok thanks bay

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My plan to heal Shin would have blown up in my face if I hadn't swarmed to make myself invisible, but at least he gets my +5 to Death Saving throws to hopefully let him live.

FELIPE NO

In light of your flavour imagery I sure as hell hope your healing Shin doesn't blow up in your face.

Edit: Oh god you made it even worse

Most amazing jew boots

Rychord, those rats need a 14 to hit you, no worries. Rats B and F are quite dead if that's at all relevant to Sven's turn. Probably ought to just give you the enemy HP outright in future so you'll know when your kill/bloody triggers can go off.

Originally Posted by Axelrod :grundlecheck: Axelrod

Hey Pang, since it appears you missed this can you drop me some knowledge re: the preceding?

Oh, right, sorry. Stone's Endurance worked fine, you took a bunch of damage anyway but soaking 10 is certainly worthwhile.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Aw crap, I thought the rats had a lot more HP than that. Since I don't remember my last attack even bloodying the rat, I figured I couldn't trigger my Lifeblood to shift. It's no big thing though, it turned out quite nicely anyway.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by It's a Grundleful Life

Huh. I was gonna be a joykill here and say that you need him to reconstitute first, but being exploded only seems to impede his actions. So, rules-lawyerly, the, I guess, essential essence of Murderson is still in the space where he ended his last move: K12.

Does this mean that I can't make the heal check to have him use his own second wind? I'm not really sure how to interpret that since I guess it's sort of his action (which, per explosion, would be prevented) but I'm the one who's doing something.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Rules specifically call out that somebody else can do it for you "if you're unable to take actions", so you're in the clear there.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?