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To second Aardark, make sure he doesn't read the thing from any paper. Have some hand motion and he should seem natural enough. I'm sure you could use the public speaking stuff you learn in college.
First line of Aardark's sig really fits in well here ='D I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I got a question thats been bothering me:
What the hell happened to Baz Luhrman (director of Romeo+Juliet and Moulin Rouge), and why hasn't he made another movie yet? I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Also, why aren't either of these two images smilies yet? FELIPE NO
"You can't win, Pilate. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."-Jesus
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How ya doing, buddy? |
Who do we exist?
Jam it back in, in the dark. Watch the milk dance DANCE I SAY! |
NASTY!!!!
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
About the bald people and whether or not they use shampoo, I would think that a person would need to use shampoo on his scalp whether or not he had any hair. Regular soap would dry out a person's scalp something awful, I would think. Most amazing jew boots
Last edited by Alice; Mar 5, 2006 at 03:25 PM.
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Can you eat animal crackers if seal is broken?
I was speaking idiomatically. |
The classic: How come people always just stand and stare towards the doors of the elevator when more than one person occupies it? My curiosity: Why are these all the same -> the sign for an integral, an "esh" in phonetics, and the S shape on the left front side of a violin? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
However, the most likely case is that there are not many other places to stare in an elevator. FELIPE NO |
Good Chocobo |
Okay, today, I set my combat boots on fire after reading that the shine it produces is amazing. Well, I did it and put it out by putting a big pot over the boot, and they weren't joking. The boots now have this savage shine that hours of buffing wouldn't make. Why does this happen?
How ya doing, buddy?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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My second guess is that we are taught since we are born to never chat with strangers, and we carry that to our adulthood. my third and final guess is about confort, while in an elevator you can't simple sit, drink something and socialize, theres little, or no time for that, so you subcouncious think it's a waste of time to start a conversation to just stop after you leave the elevator. My obscure question is, How do gay people know other people are gay before even speaking to the subject. Most amazing jew boots
Surviving crashs since, heck, I stopped counting on the fifth...
Formerly know as: Summer Eclipse
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Oh yeah, don't sniff the fumes >_> There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by Kairyu; Mar 5, 2006 at 11:45 PM.
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Yeah, but tomorrow, someone will ask me how I got my boots so damn shiny. Wonder what they will say when I reply, "I set them on fire."
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Was the moon and Earth originally part of a bigger planet that broke apart?
Why is the A+ certificate so respected when it is a lifetime certification that could have been obtained during the days of DOS 6.22? Does anybody remember the significance of DOS 2.76j? What was the first name of the roadrunner from the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons? I know the Coyote's full name was Wyle E. Coyote, but I think the roadrunner's name was either Johnny or Tommy, but I could also be way off all together. If the bible was written by people who thought the world was flat, why are there people take it's meaning so literally? I was speaking idiomatically. |
Secondly, you are an idiot. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Edit: Actually, I do have to add I do think the bible is a good book even if I do not follow Christianity, but I do not understand why some people hang on to it word for word. I just think that the writers of the bible lose what they are conveying if you take it too literally. FELIPE NO
Last edited by Fatt; Mar 6, 2006 at 12:35 AM.
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Good Chocobo |
I don't know why you are calling him an idiot for. He asked a legitimate question. Hey, Fatt, many Christians hold what the Bible says close to our hearts because we are mandated to obey God's commands.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"We Stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day, while God rested, we over-ran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. WARRIORS BY DAY, LOVERS BY NIGHT, PROFESSIONALS BY CHOICE, AND MARINES BY THE GRACE OF GOD."
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Why do bald people polish their head?
Does the intelligent design theory have any real genuine evidence that evolutionists haven't disproved? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
My friend has always asked me and anyone who will listen this question, and i thought i had an answer, but now i'm not so sure, and i'm not sure why.
Q: What colour is a mirror? My Answer: Silver. Is the meaning of life perfect balance? In theory one, religious or not, would look at life and see that the only obvious purpose in life is to exist, and in order for us to exist in the way we most likley want, is to live happily. Happiness comes from a balance of the good and the bad. Without the bad, we can't have the good, and without the good we can't have the bad. An Imbalance of this causes one or the other. In the middle we have happiness. As i write this i start to see more and more flaws in this. Maybe i'll come back and revise it tomorrow, i'm really tired right now. Am i full of shit? or is that logical? I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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