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A man on the internet says "I don't need to have sex with ladies, so long as I have my porn and right hand!" This man hates every stereotype of "internet geek" available. The irony. It's smacking. I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Nearly every man on the face of the planet enjoys pornography. A lot of chicks too! That doesn't make them internet geeks! But when they start saying things like "I don't need to have sex with women when I have Eva Angelina!" - THATS kind of creepy, see. Very internet-geek-esque, what with the "I have X, so I don't need sex!" FELIPE NO |
She just bends over and says "aaaaah" So who the fuck are you to say anything, fatbody? I didn't know you were the judge of all the earth, didn't know you were here to pass sentence. Ready to throw e-rocks at me because you're some high-n-mighty bush-eating fat-fag-tag-jamrag dinosaur beast of a woman. You pass judgement on my habits when you willing sleep with a man that could be mistaken for a horse fetus? Please, honey, adults are talking. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I'm just trying to address your problem, LeHah! This isn't an ATTACK! I know you feel attacked. Otherwise, you wouldn't have lashed out at me. But I don't pretend to get all of my sexual gratification from my fingertips, so. Most amazing jew boots |
No, Sass is right, it is lame to substitute porn for human interaction.
It's internet creepy when you justify it. How ya doing, buddy? |
Porn doesn't simulate tactile contact (Yeah, you've got you hand, but it only goes so far, nothing like having another human body), or olfactory stimulation and it does a piss-poor job of audio-visual stimulation. Lacking in every way, I really don't see how anyone could argue that it is a viable substitute.
Then again, maybe they're more into visual stimulation than anything else. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. Posting without content since 2002. |
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i waited till i was 18 before i had sex and i had a 3 year relationship with her but even if u think she's the right girl u can always get dumped or you could dump her so in the end , whats the point for waiting ?
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
I think there's a way to scientifically measure a healthy sex life, though. I mean, whether or not you're active, being disease free and not allowing your drive (or lack thereof) interfere with normal social function/interaction seems like a pretty ideal definition.
Determining normalcy seems kind of like a moot point, anyway. FELIPE NO Posting without content since 2002. |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Wow, I wasn't trying to start a flame war with this topic. Honestly, you people should settle down.
Also, I want to make it clear that I don't think I have more "self control" or something just because I haven't had sex. I don't believe it makes me "better" than anyone like some virgins do. And I didn't really think it was nessisary for me to tell you all about my sexual history (or lack there of) for us to have a decent converation about the issue in general, but since so many of you have asked I don't see any harm in telling you about it: Yes, I do try, I do put in some effort to find myself a girlfriend. I've asked out girls before, so far they've all turned me down. Thats not to say that I've never had a girlfriend though. I did back in high school, she actually was the one who asked me out. It didn't last very long though because I was just a dumb kid back then, LOL. I also have friends who are girls, so I wouldn't say that I'm afraid of being around females or anything. I do have some things that I feel are holding me back however. I still live with my parents (thats the only way I can still afford to go to school), I know thats not very sexy. Also, I'm a pretty quiet guy. I am not "shy", just "quiet". But because of that, alot of people seem to think (mistakenly) that I have low self-esteem. Lastly, I don't have much in common with most girls I've met. My hobbies aren't things that 95% of girls would be interested in. I'm not really into pop culture (music, for example, is something I just don't care about), and I don't drink or smoke. My interests include things like Camping, Hunting, Martial Arts (been practicing TaeKwonDo for a few years now), cars, things of that nature. Guy stuff... Sorry, I hope my life story wasn't too boring for you guys, but you asked for it... How ya doing, buddy? |
Living with parents is only unattractive if you are lazy and have no reason otherwise. School is okay because it shows that you are dedicated to something and that by taking the chance to go to school rather than live alone and just try and wait some women can find that very attractive and a form of better juggling of priorities which shows that you can handle a relationship. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
David4516: You're out here near me aren't you? Anyway there is nothing wrong with waiting. I'm very glad that my first and only is going to be my wife very soon. 24 years of age is still very young in the grand scheme of things, you have plenty of time to find that woman out there for you. You shouldn't have trouble finding a woman who has similar interests as yourself. I think part of it might have to do with the area you are currently in. I know a bunch of women who love to do that sort of stuff. Maybe you should head down to some of the orbiting cities of the capital.
Personally speaking I sort of wish we had waited longer before going down that road. It would have made it more meaningful than it was. Then again it was the start of our relationship, so it might not have turned out the way it did. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
Gumby, perhaps my location does have something to do with it. I have 2 close friends who never had any luck with the girls around here, but when they moved elsewhere to go to college, that changed. Actually, one of them just got married recently. They both told me that there's something wrong with the girls in this area...
I live in Beaverton by the way, right next to the Portland boarder. I've lived in Portland area for most of my life, but I don't really care for city life. I value peace and quiet, big citys make me feel a little uneasy. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. "In a somewhat related statement. Hugging fat people is soft and comfy. <3" - Jan "Jesus, Gumby. You just...came up with that off the top of your head?" - Alice |
If you never fall in love, does this mean you will die a virgin?
Is this what you want? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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David, I'm in alot similar situation as you. Except I never had a girlfriend in highschool, I had a chance to but I screwed it up. It feels like I'm the right guy in the wrong place, cause even a girl that actually had basicly everything in common with me still wouldn't date me. Instead she dated 2 jerks(Although 1 of the jerks was before I asked her out) and then turned Lesbian. I constantly see guys with no redeeming values getting girls cause girls seem to confuse an ego with confidence.
That along with my inability to get out of the dead end job I'm in cause no one ever freaking calls me has begun to put me in a f*** the world mindset. David, since you are still going to school I wouldn't worry about it too much if I were you. If you don't meet someone before then, you'll have plenty of time when you're done with school and are starting a career. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Most city girls I've met only care about what kind of car you drive and what brand of clothing you wear. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Thought the deathbed pity fuck idea isn't a bad one. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Plenty of men wait until their 30s until getting married and such. Your 20s can be spent pimping. Well seriously, you're just 24, I wouldn't worry about it.
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