Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

2 Dice Rolls Die 2

Fucking Radez. Piece of shit introducing me to a stranger in the alps. Christ.

I'll build two roads from my northern settlement to the 6, 12 point. I'll also offer a brick for a wheat. (if nobody wants that deal my turn is over)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've been wanting to do that since I saw that red bandana in your back right pocket. <3

I was speaking idiomatically.

Game board:

Leader Board:

Plarom has 7 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Radez has 1 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Frank has 8 cards, (Soldier), 2 points
Rasputin has 6 cards, Dev Card, (Soldier), 2 points

Robber is on Everyone but Rasputin's 5.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I only have sheep for that brick.

FELIPE NO

I too cannot/will not make that deal!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Go Raspy, you're up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

First I'm using my dev card (solider) and putting it on the brick with the 8 on it. Stealing from RED!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

By red you mean orange?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Because you are red, rasp.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I meant blue of course :X

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll Stealin

Frank is hold 8 cards. Lets roll that 8 sided die!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *zam

Well then, I'll just roll...

OK THEN, I'm actually going to 4-1 all that brick into a wheat and buy a dev card. I'm done. Thanks.

FELIPE NO

Game board:

Leaderboard:

Plarom has 8 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Radez has 1 card, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Frank has 3 cards, (Soldier), 2 points
Rasputin has 1 card, (Solider)x2, Dev Card, 2 points

Before I can go on, Rasp did you use 4-1? Otherwise you do not have the materials to build the road

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

My mistake, I'll edit my post :/

Most amazing jew boots

Brick, brick, brick for a wheat!

(The Hangover was decent enough)

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hyde, please look at my turn's post and edit the gameboard accordingly.

Asshole.

Most amazing jew boots

I'll do it tomorrow morning. My b.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

How about a sheep for a wheat? A WOOD? BRICK!

I was speaking idiomatically.

How about you pass the dice? Wheat hasn't hit yet!

How ya doing, buddy?

Actually, he should roll first

FELIPE NO

No, no thank you.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Bah! I'll first build a road, then, going east from my 8, 2, 3, toward the 3:1 port.

Additional Spam:
I'll also buy a development card~

IF it's a soldier, then I'll put it on the 9! Otherwise, I'll keep it.

I'm gonna be gone for the rest of the day, so I'll just end my turn now!

How ya doing, buddy?

The question, of course, is which 9!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Either way, gonna roll now.

Also in any case, I don't have anything I can do and nothing I'm willing to trade, unless someone wants to use either of my ports for any 1 resource I'll end turn.. ie. give me 2 brick and a resource of your choosing and I'll give you whatever you want in return.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Game board:

Leader board:

Plarom has 4 cards, (Year of Plenty), (Soldier), 3 points
Radez has 3 cards, (Year of Plenty), 3 points
Frank has 5 cards, (Soldier), 2 points
Rasputin has 3 cards, (Soldierx2), Dev Card, 2 points

Where do you place your soldier card, Plarom?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?