[PC] NOBDYH GVIE S A SHIT ABOUT DIABLO IIII

Installed and ready to go. Who else is gonna be trying to hop on at midnight? I might be looking for some adventuring companions.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Back home and finally installing the game. The Limited Edition guide is pretty beefy and will give me some nice reading material while waiting on servers to pop up. Apparently they aren't doing it midnight each time zone and US will launch at 12 am PDT. Blah.

I was speaking idiomatically.

lol equipping the templar npc with a shield

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Anyone have any guest passes to spare? I'd like to check the game out, but after how much time I spent playing Diablo 2, I'm wary of buying the full game and getting sucked in for hours on end.

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Originally Posted by EMPEROR SHITWRECKER

lol equipping the templar npc with a shield

Playing a Demon Hunter? I heard it was really affecting them the most. I did it with my barb the moment he was officially in my group and had no problems.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Jessy, are you sure this is a good idea? We all know how WoW took you away from us for a couple years. ;____;

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Jessykins

Playing a Demon Hunter? I heard it was really affecting them the most. I did it with my barb the moment he was officially in my group and had no problems.

That'd be my next class. And yeah, it's limited to the Demon Hunter/Huntress build for the moment. I'm going in as a Monk first.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Already loving the fact that I have to sign in just to play by myself. I just want to play a little solo, but due to excellent design, I am unable to do so because of overloaded servers. Awesome. Maybe once the game lets me play, I will enjoy it. Next week.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by russ

Already loving the fact that I have to sign in just to play by myself. I just want to play a little solo, but due to excellent design, I am unable to do so because of overloaded servers. Awesome. Maybe once the game lets me play, I will enjoy it. Next week.

This is basically my main gripe. Why there is no option for offline play is baffling.

I played a little today when one of those infamous "errors" just popped out of nowhere. At the very most, a "smooth" playtime will be next week when some players will get over the game.

Heh, probably follow that one dude who finished the game in 12 hours, "duct taping himself to a chair"[sic].

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Does anyone have one of those starter thingies that they maybe want to give to a broke terrorist?

no homo

I'm amused to see people complaining about the lack of offline play, even though it was said shortly after D3 was announced that Blizzard was not allowing for any sort of offline or direct tcp/ip play like D2 had. This was coming guys, everyone should have expected it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Surprisingly, anticipation of a dumb thing does not make it seem less dumb when it arrives.

FELIPE NO

Zephyrin#1307

Add me if you like.

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Originally Posted by Shade

I'm amused to see people complaining about the lack of offline play, even though it was said shortly after D3 was announced that Blizzard was not allowing for any sort of offline or direct tcp/ip play like D2 had. This was coming guys, everyone should have expected it.

It was pretty hilarious to read all the reviews left on amazon and metacritic giving 1s because of the no offline mode as well as servers being unstable at launch. It's a Blizzard game... when are launches smooth with them? heh.

Now the most recent "bitch" is that some kid in Asia beat the normal mode in 7 hours. So therefore the game is now "too easy" and a "waste of $60". lol.

I've been having fun with it so far. I personally can't wait until Blizzard implements Battletags in place of Real ID soon... which is something they should have done in the first place instead of real first and last names, but meh.

Just beat the Skeleton King and put a Rare in my stash chest. BIG MONEY HERE I COME!!! (lewl)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mo0#1466

I wish to have the friends list.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

Fuck it, Cain's dead in my run. Gonna miss you great guy but shit, all I need for identifying yellow items is right click. Happy trails.

I'll post my battletag soon; too preoccupied with smashing enemies with my fists.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Fenrisulvur#1998

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm Radez#1604 if any of you really good friends want to add me.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So even though I'll probably be terrible at this the loot aspect and a number of recommendations from local friends (who I might also be able to play this shizzle with) I've gone and picked up Diablo III. Apparently I'm Omagnus#2402.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So you guys have figured out that a DPS Demon Hunter with Bola Shot+Volatile Explosives turns normal acts 3 and 4 is joke mode right? I'm starting Nightmare tonight and am interested to see if it is still going to be useful.

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I just finished normal just now too. Way of the Hundred Fists spam hell yeah. Starting Nightmare right now after these credits.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Does anyone have a US guest pass they can kick me?

I love loot games on console (Sacred 2, Borderlands, Dark Alliance, PSO, etc) but never had a PC that could game so I never played Diablo 2. When the beta for this hit I installed it and it ran like garbage (like 5 FPS, if that) so I didn't pick it up. But out of curiosity I just ran this laptop (Asus G50vt-X5, only gaming-capable PC we have) through systemlabrequirements and it says it should be fine. So I'd like to get the game so I can try to give it another go to figure out what the problem might be (thinking I might do a clean install of Windows 7 and ditch Vista that's on here), but obviously I don't want to commit to buying the game if I ultimately can't get it going.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Apparently, the game only works at Windows 7. My brother who is using a Vista laptop tried to download the client using one of my passes got denied, stating that "it needs a new OS". D3 isn't that power hungry anyhow so yeah, just give it a whirl. It's super fun.

Also: Diablo III Hotfixes - May (Updated 5/23/12) - Diablo III

Never relied too much on the Healing Mantra personally so I can say that I wasn't affected that much by the change.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I don't agree with a lot of the control-freak shit Blizzard pulls but denying Vista users the ability to play games is something I get get on board with.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by EMPEROR SHITWRECKER

Apparently, the game only works at Windows 7. My brother who is using a Vista laptop tried to download the client using one of my passes got denied, stating that "it needs a new OS". D3 isn't that power hungry anyhow so yeah, just give it a whirl. It's super fun.

Also: Diablo III Hotfixes - May (Updated 5/23/12) - Diablo III

Never relied too much on the Healing Mantra personally so I can say that I wasn't affected that much by the change.

Diablo 3 works not only on Vista but also XP; something else is going on there.

How ya doing, buddy?