Please ask me for art (also stop being creepy)

Dawww, kitty signature.

Also, oh wow, drowning. That's a big one, a BIG scary one. I've nearly drowned myself once and that was NO JOKE. SCARY SCARY SCARY. PROPS for scary.

And your scissors in the eye reminds me of a scene in Begotten where someone took a razor to the eyeball (its obviously a pig's eye, not the lady's).

It also reminds me of a parental myth "no running with scissors!", which in turn reminds me of the movie I've seen. "Running with Scissors" was a strange movie but it definitely stuck with me.

Thanks again for doing my request!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, my turn!

Draw a duck, riding a chicken, riding a turkey into glorious battle.

How ya doing, buddy?

Holy shit that scissor stabbing picture. That's fucked up man. That ain't right.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Also, this isn't my first request at someone making a horror image by the way. I've requested Niki to draw up something scary years years ago.

You can say that horror is often more than enough tells you a lot about the artist.

FELIPE NO

No jesus fuck eye scream. I'm always happy I wear glasses, because whenever I have them off I have issues with thinking random things are going to poke my eyes out.


Like, when I was a kid, I was afraid of the ends of clothing racks in department stores.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Even better, horror images definitely provoke thoughts from other people too thus revealing more about them too. <3

I had had a cornea abrasion once from a plastic shard from a broken panty hanger once years ago and had to go to ER, recovered in a day. You'd be surprised at how resilient our eyes are to physical damage, its the foreign chemical reaction that's more damaging.

Hell, eye tattoos is a fucking thing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This thread is going places D:


And the drowning with scissors pic, holy crap noooo.


Also yes, it's more a house by the sea than a cabin. You can see pictures of it in sprout's photo entries http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/jo...iew&userid=493

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Mad props for the bigger Terra and the scary SCARY stuff. Keep it up!

EDIT: that Terra looks fantastic as a wallpaper. <3

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I got a good window to myself to draw today!

I haven't finished the twitch video picture, which is all around funny--I was torn between illustrating it two different ways and now the background is finished but not the people.

I still need to get better at drawing cities. And over-sized T-rex. The idea is really cool--if there isn't a video game for this, there ought to be.


The spaghetti gun is now his arm. And he's in a giant bowl of grits.


Scientifically speaking, the corgi has the cutest back legs of the dog kingdom. He's one of those classic rescue dogs now.


I don't know if this one's NSFW or not.... I'll leave it up to one of you to post it, I guess. Can't be more racy than a Big Dick Helicopter, right...?
http://i.imgur.com/AHhcRNu.png?1
I'll try to make the dick puncher one SFW

Thank you for all the negative reactions to my scissor stabbing picture. I know there are much worse things out there on the internet.

Yep,
It's amazing how often kids almost eat it because risk taking and common sense aren't all there yet. Drowning is always around the corner until you're about 50... Because you're done with it--it's all about perfecting that almond roast in the sun, or that's what my grandma says.

I looked at a few pictures from Sprout's album and that Maine house plus the collective happiness is amazing.

Since forever I've have very bad eyesight and kinda need glasses, but I'm afraid of losing them and being unable to legally drive around. Thinking about all the things that could impale the eye--clothes racks, pencil tips, tree branches--it makes one reconsider the merits of eye-wear. Someday goggles will literally have their day in the sun....
The eye tattoos online look like a quintessential masochistic/sadistic activity. Nope nope nope.

Final Fantasy Phoneteen, you can always edit in your request when I get to your post. The queue is long but I'm down for the challenge!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Jess is going to be so happy.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would like to see Cody circa Street Fighter 4 throwing a rock at Dudley in the most absurdly impressive fashion you can muster.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh my god Jessy why you gotta bully Mako, huh?

FELIPE NO

This is the best thing ever. Thank you!

Also that scissor picture is amazing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by carbonpaper

Scientifically speaking, the corgi has the cutest back legs of the dog kingdom. He's one of those classic rescue dogs now.

This is lovely, thank you <3

Traditionally corgis have been used for sheep herding in England. They have them short legs which makes deep snow a bit troubling for them to move around.
Maybe he only rescues people that faced the snowplow and lost...

Btw, if you have this in bigger size could you PM it to me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You know your dog stuff!
Sorry for the goofy embellishment--I kinda figured a St Bernard's old calling wouldn't be cut out for a Corgi--I just wanted to have him doing something cutely heroic, and those tiny barrels were the most charming accessories I could think of. Snow plows can be unlikely killers, I bet.

Also, if it looks too odd or implausible, I can change the situation a bit. That hand ain't the best-looking hand out there, tbh. He could be fighting zombie cattle...

Man, I've wanted a corgi for years (just to grab its ears and feet), but I've been told about how active they are. I'm more cut out for a couch potato-pug or something. We'd watch Dogs 101 together and wheeze at the UPS man when he stops by.

Most things here are several thousand pixels wide and tall, but I'm afraid of donking up the thread layout...
I guess additional links would do...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Breaking the thread tables is usually encouraged, actually.

Also, that moonlit city being invaded by T-rexes looks super awesome. Can you post the full version of that one?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This one is all sorts of messy--I tried a lot of things to realize the city part, which I have almost no experience rendering on paper/digitally. I know what I gotta work on, though.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well there's always the spoiler tags for posting original size art if you want to avoid stretching out the thread tables.

[spoiler]example text[/spoiler]

Spoiler:

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or

[spoiler=example heading]example text[/spoiler]

example heading:

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Or you could simply link to the images like you've been doing for the NSFW images.

How ya doing, buddy?

So our private talks about corgis, exercise and money schemes through american justice system led to this:

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Inspirational source:

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These next ones are a little goofy, hopefully they make a little sense...

Truth be told I'm not exactly sure what the Hammerwatch sprites are wearing so I ended up doing a chibi-esque picture while guessing at how they're dressed.


The rampage is emotional and the banquet is in New Jersey...


I tried to think of something really dickish Punch Man might be up to so I could combine two requests and deliver justice!

I know the punching physics are questionable at best here, but Dick Punch Man throws earth-shattering fists.

I know it's a bit late, but if anybody has specific style or detail requests feel free to ask and I'll try to meet them. I'm kind of approaching stuff any which way otherwise...

FELIPE NO

Ahahahaha Tiny Omagnus is so mad

Excellent work, keep being awesome, you.

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Oh My God. My Poor Rhino. This was awesome and completely random. Thanks for doing this.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by CHz

Ahahahaha Tiny Omagnus is so mad

Excellent work, keep being awesome, you.

I also like how your priest is just watching and laughing. Garr looks a bit dumbfounded that this is even happening despite his warnings. Why does nobody (SKILLS) listen?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Muff cabbage!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Thinking up ideas moments after waking up is surely smart.

Requesting the Corgiman, a crimefighter who got trampled under corgi frenzy (see video below) after seeing his parents killed for trying to get some after-theater crack in a back alley.

YouTube Video

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