[General Discussion] E3 Expectations and Reactions Thread

omg ubisoft conference is boring, it almost make the nintendo press conference of last year look good...

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Things continue to leak out. Metal Gear Solid: Rising is coming to the PS3 and PC. The PSP title is called Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker.

...And the Lords of Shadow game that Kojima's working on? It's a new Castlevania.

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Kojima's doing a Castlevania game?


This might end up surpassing the N64 Castlevanias as the best 3d ones in the series.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Looking forward to Nintendo pulling sells numbers out of its ass and announcing a direct port of a 10 year old game tomorrow.

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So they're going to do what Namco did with Klonoa?

I mean, is it OK for one company to do it with a(n admittedly rare) game, while Nintendo does the same?

FELIPE NO

Looking backward to Miles having absolutely zero self-awareness

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Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

So they're going to do what Namco did with Klonoa?

I mean, is it OK for one company to do it with a(n admittedly rare) game, while Nintendo does the same?

Actually, there's a difference between remaking a game and porting a game. Remaking is rebuilding the game from scratch based off the original's ideas which is what was done with Klonoa. Porting a game is taking an old game and modifying it so it runs on another console while maybe adding a little something extra here and there. You know, kinda like Pikmin and Donkey Kong Jungle Beat?

Besides Punch-Out (which is sort of a remake), how many other titles has Nintendo released? I recall most of them being ports of the the same old GCN games we already enjoyed. So far all we know about is them porting all the Metroid GCN games over into a collection, which isn't a bad deal, but I am hoping they don't spend this E3 showing off gimmicky software and bragging about their sales like they have been doing every other year. I want some full blown games aimed at the hardcore gamers who supported them for so long.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Miles

Looking forward to Nintendo pulling sells numbers out of its ass and announcing a direct port of a 10 year old game tomorrow.

Pilotwings 64? Wait, that's more than 10 years old. You've ruined E3, Miles!


Apparently this is supposed to be Subpar Mazza Bros. Wii if you zoom in and up the contrast and dance around.












Fuck yes video games are cool!! (To play!!!!!!!!! )

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Oh god she's back >.> it doesn't start well...

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So wait, 4-player co-op equals Mario in the "4th dimension"? What the fuck, I was expecting them to whip out some crazy thing or something. Game still looks interesting though.

And man, I hate this woman. She reminds me of a hateful bitch who is trying to talk to you nice.

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Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

And man, I hate this woman. She reminds me of a hateful bitch who is trying to talk to you nice.

I imagine its like, she HATES Video Games, couldn't give two shits about them, but she was offered a lucrative paycheck so she bit the bullet and attended this "eeethree thingy". Bitches who hate shit but have to be polite ALWAYS have that same off-kilter fake smile.

JUST ANNOUNCED: GOLDEN SUN DS.

I was speaking idiomatically.

well I guess for now it's not as bad as I thought, even if it was predicable (beside golden sun DS).

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

Bitches who hate shit but have to be polite ALWAYS have that same off-kilter fake smile.

Actually she doesn't even try to smile this year!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Too many women dying in todays world? No problem! Nintendo gives us the Womens Murder Club!
Now in pink for the female gamer

FELIPE NO

Golden sun ds? I am slowly starting to <3 nintendo again. I'd prefer a wii version but this will still do nicely. <3

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This is possibly actually worse than last year's conference, how is this even possible

New Super Mario Bros Wii and Golden Sun DS are both pretty cool, but everything else has been the same casual crap they did last year, but actually even worse. Also Reggie and the other guy talking about the Motion + thing capturing movement and everything seems retarded after MS yesterday.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Miles

Looking forward to Nintendo pulling sells numbers out of its ass and announcing a direct port of a 10 year old game tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Miles

Golden sun ds? I am slowly starting to <3 nintendo again. I'd prefer a wii version but this will still do nicely. <3

lol.



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Originally Posted by SailorDaravon

Also Reggie and the other guy talking about the Motion + thing capturing movement and everything seems retarded after MS yesterday.

True, Microsoft manage to do what the Wii should have been from the start.

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omg dsi on facebook!!!!!11

Sheesh, can we get to some actual games again? And you're right Inhert, she had this "I'm disappointed in all you" look. I guess bitch is getting paid enough to not give a shit.

Iwata just came out, so maybe now we'll hear something INTERESTING. Pie Charts

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Several liveblogs are reporting that there are literally a few people asleep in the theatre.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Vitality Sensor? Seriously?

Okay I'm done watching this shit, let me know if any GAMES appear later on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This just in: Wii Thetan Meter for casual scientologists worldwide.

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They announced a vitality sensor...

Well, at least Sony doesn't have to worry about having the worst conference this year.

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I think the idea of simultaneous multiplayer for Mario could have appeal... if it doesn't degenerate into the "clusterfuck for coins" method of multiplayer that was in New Super Mario Bros.

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Finally something interesting, Mario galaxy 2! Now with more yoshi!!

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Aside from that reused boss with a new method of fighting him, Mario Galaxy 2 looks fantastic. It's been so long since we've had Yoshi as more than just a bonus for perfecting the game.

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