[:plant:] Mortal Kombat 8 - GET OVER HERE!

We all know that everyone is going to pick the Flash since videos have shown so far that he will be the funnest to play and possibly the cheapest to get quick and glitch wins. Hell, even the creators have admitted to that.

Also if that martian man hunter or a half naked supergirl isn't in the game this might as well fail

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Video that show the most interesting moves

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it's too bad that batman has been shown to be nothing more than a recycled character.
At least from what i've seen in videos

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeeaaaaa this might be day one for me. I'm pretty much sold already as long as it's better than Armageddon.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Game comes out this month and now they have a "Storyline" trailer for it.

Gametrailers.com - Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe - Story Intro Trailer HD

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What's worse is that they are rating this game T for teens. In other words.. Joker's fatality has been toned down to a blackout fatality much like Sub-Zero's.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This game could be rated "M" and it'd still be garbage. Fuck MK.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I just played it last night and I think it's total garbage. The mechanics have the same feel as all the other MK fighting games.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It has the best story mode in a fighting game ever, as far as telling a story. Not that that says much.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Furby

I just played it last night and I think it's total garbage. The mechanics have the same feel as all the other MK fighting games.

So your problem with latest game in long running series A is that it plays like part of long running series A.

As always, Furby, you're a fucking idiot. Of course it plays like Mortal Kombat. It IS Mortal Kombat.

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Yeah, but

Mortal Kombat is garbage

so his point stands

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Yeah, but

Mortal Kombat is garbage

so his point stands

Well of course Mortal Kombat is garbage, but playing it and then being upset because it plays like Mortal Kombat is idiocy.

So my point stands.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm just stating the fact that they have had the system fighting mechanics for how long and they have barely changed it in all this time.

The last couple of MK games were crap compared to all the other games on the market, you would think they should realize the fact that they need to change up their system in order to keep up with all the other games on the market.

And Deni> I'm not upset.. i'm just stating that they could've done a better job.

FELIPE NO

As long as MK is Ed Boon's baby and he doesn't quite grasp what makes for a good fighting game, it's never gonna be good.

And the last few MK games still sold well enough to continue the illusion it was actually worth something as a game.

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Originally Posted by Furby

The last couple of MK games were crap compared to all the other games on the market, you would think they should realize the fact that they need to change up their system in order to keep up with all the other games on the market.

Yes. They will certainly realise how lousy their game is based on the very respectable numbers they did.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Tokubetsu

Yeeaaaaa this might be day one for me. I'm pretty much sold already as long as it's better than Armageddon.

I'm not getting the game, for one specific reason if nothing else:

Joker's Fatality Uncensored for European Release of MK vs. DCU
The Joker fatality uncensored for Europe - Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe for Xbox 360 News - VideoGamer.com

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The European release of Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe will not suffer the same edits that have toned down the violence in the US version.

The game isn't worth Importing here since the 360 doesn't do Imports AKAIK and I don't have a PS3. The Joker doing some shit like in the above .gif is a part of his character, and to have Midway or whoever the hell at this point is in control of the franchise gimp his moves just to get a "T" rating is stupid. ESPECIALLY for a Mortal Kombat game. This is the same game series that indirectly caused the creation of the ESRB. Its EXPECTED to be violent. I know not all of the blame goes to them though, the sandy-vagina wimps at Warner Brothers are also twatwaffles.

Yeah, I'm probably getting worked up over nothing, but come on, no one plays Mortal Kombat for the disjointed story-line, they play it to beat people up and tear off limbs and castrate the enemy's manhood. Censoring a KNOWN violent psychopathic character so that thirteen year old timmy can play the game is a giant FUCK YOU to the American consumer.

How ya doing, buddy?

Getting a game or not getting a game for the sole or strong reason of "A fatality" is the dumbest fucking shit ever.

You know what games did fatalities? The terrible ones.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Rotorblade

Getting a game or not getting a game for the sole or strong reason of "A fatality" is the dumbest fucking shit ever.

You know what games did fatalities? The terrible ones.

Its the principle of censoring a product for one region while keeping everything intact in another. If you think that's a dumb reason then so be it, I used the Joker's fatality as clear example. I stand by what I said.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

In the grand scheme of things, you're losing absolutely nothing but a person getting shot in the head after the match. You've lost nothing. The censorship was there because this game was gonna be high profile and they had to play fuck fuck games with the evaluation board. But... it's still a fatality.

I was speaking idiomatically.

If I've lost nothing, then I'll lose nothing by not playing the game either.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

See what happened there?

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You reaffirmed my decision not to get the game? Otherwise, I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

Yes. They will certainly realise how lousy their game is based on the very respectable numbers they did.

I think they could've done a better job.. Sure they made alot of games but in all honestly how many of those were worth playing. I stand by my point, that compared to alot of the other fighting games, MK vs DC is the same lame equation.

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Originally Posted by Dark Nation

The game isn't worth Importing here since the 360 doesn't do Imports AKAIK and I don't have a PS3. The Joker doing some shit like in the above .gif is a part of his character, and to have Midway or whoever the hell at this point is in control of the franchise gimp his moves just to get a "T" rating is stupid. ESPECIALLY for a Mortal Kombat game. This is the same game series that indirectly caused the creation of the ESRB. Its EXPECTED to be violent. I know not all of the blame goes to them though, the sandy-vagina wimps at Warner Brothers are also twatwaffles.

I had heard DC were the ones who insisted on the game having a Teen Rating. But the thing is comics get away with things easily cause there is no comic rating system unless it's porn.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wasn't expecting much from this game and it still disappoints me with how horrible and boring everything comes out to be in the final product.

I HATE how they pull fights together for story mode. Watching the Mortal Kombat kids cartoon seems more believable than this game in terms of how to deal with enemies.

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