[Wii] SONIC HAS A FUCKING SWORD

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”On the audio side, veteran composer Jen Senoue is taking a smiliar approach, injecting familiar Sonic themes with a Celtic flavor.”

Fuck yeah, LET THE SPEED MEND IT by Enya.

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEEE THEEEEEE SPEEEEEEEEED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAH MEEEEEEEND EEEEEE IIIIIIIIIIIIIT SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY"

How ya doing, buddy?

WELL VERN TIME TO BURN

SONIC TOOK EXCALBR AND HE CULD FEEL IS INCREDIBLE POWER AND THE SWORD TRANSFORM HIS HAND INTO A GAWNTLET LIEK IN NINTENDO POWER

"IF I HAD THIS IS MY WORLD ROBUTTHEAD'S ASS WULD BEE GRASS" NOW GIVE ME A CHILI DOG

SONIC ATE THE CHILIU DOG AND TOOK EXCALBR AND LEFT TEH KASL TO LOOK FOR THE BLACK NIGHT 'I WONDER HOW STRONG THE BLACK NIGHT IS' THAWT SONIC

SONIC RAN VERY FAST OUT OF CAMEALOT AND RAN DOWN THE ROADS SO FAST HE SET THE FEELDS ON FIRE AND ARTHUR WASN VARY HAPY (ROFL) BUT SONIC HAD A JOB TO DO AND HE WAS GOIN TOO DUE IT

How ya doing, buddy?

AND THEN SONIC TOOK HSI SWAXC D AND CHILIDOOG AND CLUMBED OUT THE WINDOWW AND CAS EH FILL HE TOK SWARDZANDDDDD STAA B DTREWWTHE WALL AND MADDE SPARKS FLEW OUT AND HAD CHILIDOG IN HANDC BUT HE DIDND DROOP TI



I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bounce Overflow

”On the audio side, veteran composer Jen Senoue is taking a smiliar approach, injecting familiar Sonic themes with a Celtic flavor.”

I actually look forward to this. As long as it's the old... you know what fuck it the modern shit would be hilarious with Celtic instruments and sound.

He's going to turn the Sonic tunes into late-nineties Euro-house music. Either that or just rip off some of the fucking awful efforts from ocremix.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Not that OCRemix is always the pinnacle of musical achievement, Shin, but I think at this point farting into the microphone would be a step up from recent Sonic soundtracks.

FELIPE NO

Oh god I want Green Hill Zone Fart Remix RIGHT NOW.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bounce Overflow

Oh god I want Green Hill Zone Fart Remix RIGHT NOW.

Get the Flash Player to play this audio file:
its a 20 second prevue of my new remix i think i really had an original idea and made a grate previe please provide criticism as long as its constructive thank you

Jam it back in, in the dark.

oh god that would go terrific with cake/pudding farts

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Nintendo Conference ”C“V“°ƒJƒ“ƒtƒ@ƒŒƒ“ƒX 2008.H | ‚v‚‰‚‰ƒ‰ƒCƒ“ƒiƒbƒv‰f‘œ

While nobody really cares, you can catch a 3 second clip of the game in action close to the end of this Wii advertisement.

I am scared how good this looks. Sega has a massive history of making Sonic games LOOK good...

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Every time this thread is bumped I get to listen to Green Hill Fart Zone. <3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

YouTube - Nintendo Conference 2008 - Sonic and the Black Knight (Wii)

Or better yet, this crappy youtoobz video does the same thing, but with more fail!

AND STOLEN HI REZ SCREENS. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT





I was speaking idiomatically.

I can't help but think Assassin's Creed when I look at that setting. It doesn't look that bad, but in the back of my mind I keep thinking Secret Rings and remember how much I was disappointed.

Who am I kidding? I'll buy this game because I'm a sucker for Sonic games. I know the concept seems rather, um...different but there's no way this can be the worst Sonic game ever.

I have a really bad feeling about this game.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The sad thing is that those screens wouldn't look too bad if this wasn't a Sonic game. I realize his name prints money from diehard fans like SuperSonic who somehow haven't had their souls crushed yet, but this might actually turn out decent if it was some character other than Sonic. Instead, it looks slow and clunky for a Sonic game.

Also, I know they've had a hard-on for rail grinding ever since Sonic Adventure, but sparks don't have to shoot up from every surface.

FELIPE NO

Slow and clunky? Did you not watch the video, however brief it was? Plus it was confirmed not to be on rails anymore.

Still, I'm worried Sonic Team will make it a bitch to control...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

That's okay, people were shocked when they heard about a Mario RPG, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem

Slow and clunky? Did you not watch the video, however brief it was? Plus it was confirmed not to be on rails anymore.

Still, I'm worried Sonic Team will make it a bitch to control...

Hence clunky.

Since the trailer was only 3 seconds long they very easily could've just taken shots of Sonic in the middle of a dash attack. That probably is what they did, considering one part was him hitting an enemy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I've stopped giving a damn about concepts Sega cooks up and started getting more worried on whether they will screw it up with bad gameplay design decisions. Sonic 06 and Genesis GBA port were ultimate examples of good ideas ruined by shitty coding, controls, and bad design as opposed to any "gimmick" making anyone cry, yet it's always the gimmicks that get attacked.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

I realize his name prints money from diehard fans like SuperSonic who somehow haven't had their souls crushed yet,

Secret Rings made a little of my soul die, so they're on their way. I think the only reason I go back and play that game is to go through Night Palace, and even that brings back some frustration. The level design is great though and it has the only vocal track in the game that I can stand.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

YouTube - Sonic & The Black Knight TGS Trailer

Bad music. Gameplay would look good if they showed more than three seconds of any one scene.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Honestly, how do they manage to screw up a little worse every damn time? Sonic is one of the simplest platformer formulas ever conceived, and yet they always find a way. It's sort of impressive.

Time to sit back and wait for the next Rush game, since those still manage to be fun.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Was that Crush 40 in the trailer? That honestly didn't sound bad. However, I would have preferred to see more gameplay as well.

FELIPE NO

Epic fail Sega...

They just don't get it. They're trying all these crazy stunts to make Sonic popular again when all they need to do is just get back to the basics of speeding through a deranged obstacle course. That was the Sonic I love as a kid, not what it's become lately. It's like they put this guy (Buzzed Bunny, if you've already seen the video) in charge of the series.

How ya doing, buddy?

For those of you who want to watch the trailer without agonizingly cheesy Crush 40 lyrics, SEGA went ahead and made the US trailer instrumental. Huh.

LIKE A SWORD (A SWORD)
I'M WROUGHT (I'M WROUGHT)
INTO THE HEAT OF DAY

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SORCERER-3

He's going to turn the Sonic tunes into late-nineties Euro-house music. Either that or just rip off some of the fucking awful efforts from ocremix.

ROFL. Always a pleasure encountering close-minded snobs with no taste in music. :-D

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I might have called that a decent defense against Shin... but it'd take an act of god to remove the lounge/porno music that hails from Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo HD Remix's M. Bison/Vega/Cammy's stage themes from my memory.

How ya doing, buddy?