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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Will this game run on my shitty PC? I'm actually interested in a FPS.
Which is weird. OS: WinXP Professional 5.1 Service Pack 2 (Build #2600) CPU: Intel Celeron , 2.53 GHz Video: Plug and Play Monitor on nVidia GeForce FX 5100 (1024x768x32bpp 60Hz) Sound: Realtek AC97 Audio Memory: Used: 577/1280MB Uptime: 20h 43m 46s HD: [C:Terra] 7.88/37.27 GB Connection: Realtek RTL8139 Family PCI Fast Ethernet NIC #2 - Packet Scheduler Miniport @ 100.0 Mbps I was speaking idiomatically. |
Portal is pretty great.
Insanely high polish factor, superb art direction, incredibly funny, and some nice puzzles. Too easy? Sheesh, maybe for people who solve Rubik's Cubes in 10 minutes... The game is just right on the challenge scale. Sometimes the solution to a puzzle is readily available, and at some points you've gotta stop and think about what you got and how to use it... For little geniuses who immediatly get everything it might be "too easy", yeah. For everyone else it appears just right... We could now derail this discussion into one about gaming difficulty, and why people who "just want to have fun playing a game" don't mix well with fans of Ninja Gaiden. How ya doing, buddy? These are the Books of Harrow They are our doom and our salvation Learn from them, or we will all perish |
Aw, I was going to make a weighted companion cube av/sig!
WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY LOVE! WHYYYYYYYY? Oh well, time to go draw Rule 34 for weighted companion cube out of jealousy. I wonder what kind of things are inside Ms. Cube... FELIPE NO |
You could still make a delicious cake av/sig.
Or we'll just declare this the unofficial Weighted Companion Cube week(s)! *_* What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? These are the Books of Harrow They are our doom and our salvation Learn from them, or we will all perish |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I'm betting any official map packs would also be made available to the 360 users, as well. How ya doing, buddy? Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and the going of Him. |
The fact that it has an extremely easy method of uploading new maps points to the fact that it'll be coming sooner than later, and by the general public.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Nice, a Weighted Companion Cube av/sig. I loved that whole Chamber, the comments about the cube were great. I found it totally amusing too that you had to 'euthanize' the cube, too. Well, more amused that they used that term instead of something else.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Just had to push this back into perspective How ya doing, buddy? |
Where's the cake? I can't find the cake!
To keep this from a random spam... Spoiler:
But yeah, game was great. I have no complaints. Now I've got to get my friends and mom to try Portal out. ^^ What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Spoiler:
FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
First of all, Tagonist...like the companion cube avatar!
The game seemed a bit short...finished it in about two nights. Fortunately they had some advanced bonus maps to go with it for extra fun. It's pretty cool how Steam is starting to add extra objectives and awards to keep you interested in their games. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
For thoes who want more Portal. Here's a flash version which is pretty well done. It has some flaws, but nothing that can't be overcome with a bit of tweaking to your methods.
Post feedback of your experiance if you like. http://uploads.ungrounded.net/404000/404612_Portal.swf There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Wow...that game rocks...I wonder how they they come up with something like that so quickly?
Have you seen the speed run videos on YouTube? Portal Walkthrough - Challenge - Chamber 15 - Time This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
PC Gamer Blog: Valve Confirm Companion Cube Toy Before Christmas - PC Gamer Magazine
Very yes. Spoiler:
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Elixir; Oct 12, 2007 at 10:51 PM.
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
Be sure to play through with commentary (or just extract the audio tracks) for in-depth explanations for some of the unexplained parts of Portal. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
We got the ending theme. Now was anyone able to get all the AI voice clips? I was trying to extract them but the folder is ...empty! O_o
FELIPE NO |
Wow. This game is amazing. Finally a unique FPS title that doesn't involve any violence (well, not entirely true - I went through a portal with the cube, and it managed to kill me somehow) using guns, etc.
Can someone name another first person game that doesn't involve guns/weapons? Rare, I know, but I can't think of any others aside from Portal. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
You can try and go through HL2 with only using the gravfun. ^^ lol
Not possible though. Most amazing jew boots |
Beat it today. Fantastic ending.
Seconding the request for extracted AI voice clips. I'm getting some ideas with my cell phone here. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Alrighty, to get at the sound content you have to use a special package unzipper built for Steam games. I have all the AI voices (Both GLAdIOSE and Turrets ) and they are uploading now.
Portal Sound Pack (Link is Active / ~90 MB) To keep you sustained, here are some of my favorites ^__^ Caaaaake The Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and, infact, cannot speak. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by KrazyTaco; Oct 13, 2007 at 12:46 PM.
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